Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well … every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the big bang. That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer. I mean, everything being made up of atoms of math is kind of suspicious. We really should have our own science show.
I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all. I think you're being a little alarmist. I've worked out the future configuration of the continental plates. Earth: 250,000,000 A.D. (mathematical equations) I think you forgot to carry the one. The future looks bright.