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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-07-07 marry 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-07-07 Pub. Date: 2019-07-07
Image Number: 178471
Caption: The Fad Herald cometh! He is the arbiter of all things hip. Hear ye, today, today, a matter of great importance. I've considered one of the most difficult fad decisions, and I am not prepared to rule. I will answer the age-old question: Hawaiian patterned shirts -- are they in or out? Murmur murmur. At long last. Speak! Quiet, please! Hawaiian shirts -- which have been stubbornly worn by men in all circumstances, often in defiance of their wives, defended and ridiculed through great debate -- are ... in. Wear them in peace! He was recently married. Free at last, God almighty, free at last.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-06-12 marry 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-06-12 Pub. Date: 2019-06-12
Image Number: 178051
Caption: What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-04-26 marry 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-04-26 Pub. Date: 2019-04-26
Image Number: 177339
Caption: I don't want to get married either. I'm just bored. Laurel, I … People get obsessed with silly things when they're bored. I got fixated on marriage. I'm not angry with you about it. I don't want to get married any more than I want to make you dinner or have you over later for nookie. So that's behind us. I ask again: What is happening?
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-04-25 marry 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-04-25 Pub. Date: 2019-04-25
Image Number: 177338
Caption: So you're not asking me to get married. How did we get on this topic? You brought it up. I did not. I said you should get a hobby. You thought I said hubby. I was just a silly miscommunication. The words have the same ring. You got me a ring? Walked into that.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-02-02 marry 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-02-02 Pub. Date: 2019-02-02
Image Number: 176042
Caption: Your parents created a talking gerbil to save their marriage? That's the gist of it. And it didn't work. They found that a talking gerbil can't help people overcome their real differences. It's all my fault. It's all my fault. If only I'd been a better rodent. Oh, how I used to talk back. Too weird. Still like me?
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-09-16 marry 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-09-16 Pub. Date: 2018-09-16
Image Number: 173916
Caption: One cup of coffee, please. Coming right up. Your son's adorable. Thank you. He's the light of my life. Do you have kids? No. I mean, not yet. I didn't mean to pry. That's just fine. What is? You can be childless and still live a very fulfilling life. Not for a second do I feel your existence will be any less rich without a little creature to hug and teach and carry on your legacy. Not for even one millisecond do I feel that way! Are you married? Gotta remember to lie in these situations.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-23 marry 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-23 Pub. Date: 2018-08-23
Image Number: 173686
Caption: Are you in distress? Not really. Of course not. Forgive my presumption. These are brutal economic times and I just thought you might need a hand. I'll take this brie and merlot and be on my way. Well, my husband recently lost his job. Husband? You'll be fine. Gotta run. Wait, who are you?! R.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-12 marry 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-12 Pub. Date: 2018-08-12
Image Number: 173278
Caption: Triple hot chocolate, quadruple helping of whipped cream. Whoa, everything okay? Woman trouble, barkeep. She betrayed me. The worst kind. Lay it on me. We've been together two years. We were about to get a house and move in together and she came clean. She ... I can't even say it. Cheating? No. I'm talking complete betrayal. She was already married? She had a secret family? She'd been with John Edwards? You're not listening. This was sheer craziness. All these years ... What? Tell me. She'd been lying about her credit score!!! I knew there was something wrong when she looked away when we talked about FICA. The house was a pipe dream. But she's not your last credit score.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-03 marry 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-03 Pub. Date: 2018-05-03
Image Number: 171061
Caption: Ask Sadie is back. You're on, caller. What's your problem? My wife finally answered my emails. She wants me back. She says she's sorry she left me for her personal trainer. She said making mad, passionate love to him has become unfulfilling. She said she's tired of the excitement, tired of his fancy house, tired of the lavish trips around the world, and tired of him not snoring like a jackhammer, like I always do. Let go and move on, you ninny!!! She said she's especially tired of his ability to understand sarcasm.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-12-24 marry 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-12-24 Pub. Date: 2017-12-24
Image Number: 165879
Caption: We'll have the Christmas feast for one. She means for two. He'll have a small bowl of cold oatmeal. No I won't! I'll have that Christmas feast! The turkey … the stuffing, the yams, the pumpkin pie a la mode with whipped cream, the extra-thick, brandy-infused eggnogg, the cranberry sauce, the succulent ham ... the reindeer jerky, the frosted sugar cookies with butter flakes, and the noose-shaped chocolate cupcakes with cheese filling. He'll have half a saltine cracker. You know what the doctors said, dear. They said your suffering is good for my blood pressure. I'll take my feast to go! Good move.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-11-04 marry 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-11-04 Pub. Date: 2017-11-04
Image Number: 164426
Caption: Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-09-28 marry 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-09-28 Pub. Date: 2017-09-28
Image Number: 163106
Caption: I really hope Medicare for all passes, little buddy. If it passes, no one will be forced to stay in a bad marriage just for the health insurance. There'll be million of men re-entering the dating scene. The competition will help me keep my skills honed. Of course, all the extra women on the scene might negate the challenge ... Maybe I should give this more thought. I'm worried that if it passes, I'll be able to get checked, and they'll remove my pulsating mole. Throbby? But you love Throbby.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-09-12 marry 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-09-12 Pub. Date: 2017-09-12
Image Number: 162610
Caption: Can I ask you something man-to-man? What's up? Let's say a … friend of mine … was so focused on building his corporate empire that he has very little time for romance. And let's say my … friend … hired a surrogate to seduce someone, get married, and have children ... all while wearing a hidden camera so I ... I mean, my friend ... could experience it vicariously. Would that be weird? Long talk ahead.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-08-01 marry 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-08-01 Pub. Date: 2017-08-01
Image Number: 161037
Caption: Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, sister? People were right: Now that gay people in all 50 states can marry, it's destroyed marriage altogether. My husband Larry just left me and moved in with Earl the plumber. First of all, ma'am, I'm pretty sure you have no idea how these things work. The supreme court gave Larry the gay. How do I undo the gay?
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-07-05 marry 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-07-05 Pub. Date: 2017-07-05
Image Number: 159993
Caption: It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Trekfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. I've been trying to get my wife to watch sci-fi with me. But she's so closed-minded about it. Everything that I find so profound and beautiful about it, she finds silly. STOP TRYING TO CHANGE YOUR WIFE INTO A XEROX COPY OF YOURSELF! Right now you relationship is based on the kind of incompatibility that leads to resentment, recrimination and bickering. Enjoy that. You'd make a great Klingon.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-06-16 marry 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-06-16 Pub. Date: 2017-06-16
Image Number: 159167
Caption: Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? I'm in love with my brother's wife. What's the best way to ask her out? Posthumously. No, seriously. I can see myself spending the rest of my life with her. That just may end up being a beautiful five minutes.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-05-21 marry 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-05-21 Pub. Date: 2017-05-21
Image Number: 157666
Caption: Ask Sadie. Our resident surly lass answers actual reader questions sent to rudy@rudypark.com, and posts answers to www.rudypark.com. Dear Sadie, My husband keeps leaving his stuff all over the place and expecting me to pick up after him. How do I get through to him that this isn't the 1950s? - Angry in Anaheim. What is wrong with you?! He doesn't "expect you" to clean up after him! He doesn't care whether you leave his boxers on the coffee table or not. You are the one who cares. You are the only one who cares if things get picked up or not. He would only start caring at the point where the pile gets high enough to block his view of the tv. It's as if you've never even heard of the male species. Ask Sadie, baby!
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-05-04 marry 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-05-04 Pub. Date: 2017-05-04
Image Number: 157561
Caption: It's the "Ask Sadie Advice Hour." "Mad in Montauk," you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java .net Cybercafe. My husband and I are getting divorced, and it's gotten bitter and angry. The problem is, we have 43 mutual friends on Facebook, and he's being so unreasonable about which ones are rightly his. You're arguing over custody of your Facebook friends? What the @#$% is wrong with you people?! Obviously, they're all yours. Everyone knows it's usually the woman who created the friendships in the first place. Also, I should get the kids, right?
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-04-21 marry 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-04-21 Pub. Date: 2017-04-21
Image Number: 157028
Caption: "Ask Sadie Advice Hour," what's your problem?! I've been dating this man for 17 years. How do I get him to pop the big question? Which "big question" is that? "Hey, how come I'm not getting any lovin'?" … or "Hey, where are you going with all your luggage?" ... or "Hey, who's that guy and why are you riding him piggyback and kissing on his neck like that?" Get a clue, lady, he doesn't want you. Move on. Maybe I should give him more time.
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-03-30 marry 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-03-30 Pub. Date: 2017-03-30
Image Number: 156206
Caption: I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.
     
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