It looks like mankind only has 30 years till immortality. What are you going on about? That’s when we may be able to transfer our consciousness to non-biological hardware. Then we can live forever. 30 years. I'll still be here, so I'm going to live forever. But you'll already be long gone. Does it bother you that I'm going to be immortal and you're not? You're of the texting-while-driving generation. You won't be here in 30 years either. Joke's on you, they revoked my license.
Boss, I have a suggestion for you that's win-win. It'll save you thousands of dollars in health insurance premiums. Listening … If you pay to have me cryogenically frozen and then thawed every other day, I'll get to live to be 180, and you'll get an employee who's young and productive for the rest of your life. Ignoring. Don't you want to sleep on it.