I don't want to choose between the lesser of two evils, Randy. Me neither, little buddy. That's why I'm not voting for either Clinton or Trump. I'm going to vote for the only American who has yet to disappoint me. I'm voting for Pocahontas. Just don't tell me anything about her that'll make me think she's a bad choice too. Did you know "Pocahontas" was a nickname that meant "spoiled child"? I'm voting for Paul Bunyan.
Ask Sadie. What's your question, caller? It's about voting. I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion. Maybe it's time I voted for the greater of two evils. That way the country could self-destruct faster and we could build a new, better one from the ashes. That's not a question. It'll be like those movies where they fly right into to the black hole and come out the other side.