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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-07 killer 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-07 Pub. Date: 2015-12-07
Image Number: 136343
Caption: The Never-Ending Death Spiral. Mass shooting. Gun sales go up. New. Jiffydeath™ assault rifle. Operate from your phone! Better buy ten of these while I still can! Politicians ride wave of gun mania. I will not vote for background checks on Jiffydeaths! More guns leas to more suicides, accidental shootings, heat-of-the-moment killings. I ordered waffle fries, not curly fires! Bam! So we're doing nothing? No laws change.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-07-07 killer 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-07-08 Pub. Date: 2014-07-07
Image Number: 113661
Caption: Weed War. With the rise of Roundup-resistant superweeds, even more toxic super-herbicides are in the works. Suck my roots! One company's solution: Introducing Plantpocalypse Pro.™ This face-melting acid fries all organic matter - except our genetically-engineered corn! Hazards are downplayed. Nothing to see here! Auuugh! Safe when used as directed! ... And the cycle continues. POP! I am the uber-weed!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-06-30 killer 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-07-01 Pub. Date: 2014-06-30
Image Number: 113344
Caption: Buffer Buffoonery. The Supreme Court recently struck down a "buffer zone" law for abortion clinics while having its own protester-free zone that is many times larger. Massachusetts law: 35 ft. around clinics. Supreme Court buffer. Shouldn't the justices be as exposed to the "free marketplace of ideas" as a woman seeking an abortion? Repent. Your honor, please come to our Legal Crisis Center for some free counseling! They'd just have to take their chances and hope none of the activists are violent. Constitution killer! We the People. Things would change real fast. it being self-evident that no one should have to put up with this s#*t ... we're reversing our ruling on buffer zones.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-06-02 killer 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-06-03 Pub. Date: 2014-06-02
Image Number: 112250
Caption: Shooting Star. I've watched all the mass shooter's YouTube videos and read his 100,000-word manifesto. Reflections on Why Everyone Must Die. I've studied sophisticated maps detailing his trail of carnage and watched house of tv news stories about his life. And coming up next: Inside the Mind of a Killer. With all this information, maybe I can help prevent the next shooting. The Daily Sensation. Why'd he do it? Meanwhile ... I bet I can get even more coverage than this guy. Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About This Month's Killer. Ammo.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-07-23 killer 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-07-23 Pub. Date: 2012-07-23
Image Number: 86667
Caption: OFF-TARGET. … And our top story tonight: NEW DETAILS are emerging about the life of the shooter. How can I help you? Authorities say he FLOSSED regularly and preferred boxers to briefs, although he did apparently wear tighty-whities on occasion. I'd like an AR-15, please. Police found 16 packages of shrimp-flavored RAMEN and a case of off-brand soda in the suspect's apartment this morning. Here ya go! Ramen. Big Fizz. Now here's Brock Bradley with a look at the suspect's childhood playthings. Have a good one!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-10-23 killer 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-10-23 Pub. Date: 2011-10-23
Image Number: 89001
Caption: Slowpoke. Killer Kleen. Researchers at the University of Washington recently found that dryer exhaust from scented laundry products contain several hazardous chemicals, including two carcinogens. It seems Americans' concept of "cleanliness" often involves making the world dirtier. Take that, leaf! Fecal matter. Allergens. Mold. Dust. Exhaust. Reeeeeee! Apparently if its invisible, it doesn't count. The fire makes my trash go away! (Still happens in some places). Yes, we have our priorities ass-backwards - literally. Pollution-eating forests. Butt Puff. Ultra-plush t.p. Ohh my!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-04-26 killer 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-04-26 Pub. Date: 2010-04-26
Image Number: 90116
Caption: Slowpoke. G.O.Plosions! Republican congressmen have been prone to angry outbursts lately. YOU LIE! Wilson. HELL NO YOU CAN'T! Boehner. BABY KILLER! Neugenauer. It almost seems predetermined. Okay, today's line is "MAY THE HOUND OF HELL EAT KIBBLE FROM YOUR OPEN SKULL." Who wants it? I'll take it. Top Secret Strategy Session. Next: Channeling Ozzy! BANKING REGULATIONS?! Regulate this headless bat carcass, you PUNKS! HA HA HA HA HA! Later ... So, Representative, after the bat incident, you threw pig intestines at the Democrats? Absolutely! It's what our FOUNDING FATHERS used to do! Political Gabba Gabba. No bats were harmed in the making of this cartoon.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-04-12 killer 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-04-12 Pub. Date: 2010-04-12
Image Number: 90115
Caption: Slowpoke. With "Iron Chef," "Chopped," and now "Food Wars," it seemed cooking shows are becoming more extreme. Coming soon to a cable channel near you … KILLER KITCHEN. THWACK! Contestants must create culinary masterpieces while flinging cooking implements at the opposing team. JULIENNED! The winning chef gets to shred the loser into a salad topping. Now THAT'S what I call a CHEF SALAD! Dish of the Dead. More brains! I'm not really tasting the baby flesh. Judges. Nuclear Noshin'. Who can prepare the best post-apocalyptic feast? And today's ingredients are ... Radioactive beetles and vaporized cow dust.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-02-08 killer 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-02-08 Pub. Date: 2010-02-08
Image Number: 90482
Caption: Slowpoke. Head of Sedate. 2004: A visionary speaker emerges at the Democratic National Convention. I believe that we have a righteous wind at our backs … Wow! What passion! 2009: Heritage Foundation ninjas begin slipping Quaaludes into Obama's Cheerios. He's eating them! Munch munch. And so ... We must believe ... In the audacity ... Of sleep. What happened? But one day, Obama switches to Malia's Froot Loops. It's time for change. And suddenly ... Clarity! Wait a minute! What have I been up to? It's time to fire up this nation with some killer oratory! Until the next morning. That does it. He gets the angel dust. This should be interesting! Froot Loops.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-06-15 killer 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-06-15 Pub. Date: 2009-06-15
Image Number: 90698
Caption: Slowpoke. Ranger Drooly here! Now that loaded, concealed weapons will be allowed in national parks, you'll need to prepare for vacation … And battle! Check out the latest gear for … The Commando Camper. The Bradley Fighting Tent. Doosh! Surrounded by rifle-wielding yahoos strung out on crystal meth? care them off easily with this lightweight assault dome. Sleeps four. Killer Weenies. From the makers of Napalm s'mores, these hot dogs squirt flesh-dissolving acid! Is that a bear or a fellow camper? Better safe than sorry! Zing! Warning: Do not eat killer weenie. Exploding Decoy Children. 1. An animatronic decoy child filled with TNT is the last thing the bad guys will ever expect! 2. BOOM! Available in 12 ethnicities! Get in the spirit with Death Metal Campfire Songs. Bodies are bursting apart volcanic eruption of guts exploding cadavers bring forth a bloodbath to torment all life.* *Actual lyrics by Cannibal Corpse. "Because it's not a family vacation - it's war."
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-05-25 killer 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-05-25 Pub. Date: 2009-05-25
Image Number: 91017
Caption: Slowpoke. Killer Stocks. Some investment firms still refuse to divest from Petrochina. Whose parent company funds genocide in Sudan. Indeed, some market absolutists are livid. Who knows what JIHAD they'll embark on next? Talking about Darfur? Nope! Actual comment by an opponent of divestment campaigns. How can we help these people see the connection between MONEY and MURDER? Vanguard. Total holdings: 2. By replacing the zeros on their account statements with decapitated heads of Darfuris? Or maybe they would only come to their senses if they discovered they were investing in THEIR OWN destruction. Oblivion Hills Gated Community. Militiacorp. Rrrrr ... Well, well! This Militiacorp stock I bought has performed very nicely! BOOM! What was that?
     
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