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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-12-08 John McCain 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-12-08 Pub. Date: 2009-12-08
Image Number: 91021
Caption: Slowpoke. Seeing Republican relatives this Thanksgiving? Here are some tips for keeping the peace. Lose the paraphernalia. Change. Barack! Obama. Biden. Vote Dem. Hope. Green Energy Now. Yes We Can. Impeach Bush. No McCain. Obama. Avoid gloating. BOO-YAH! We are the champions, my friends ... If the mood is right, you may attempt light Palin humor while pulling out the giblets. Almost like gutting a moose! HA HA! Squilch! Squilch! If relatives make inflammatory remarks, change the subject. So, are you finally happy now that Beelzebub will be running the country? Have you noticed the way these yams glisten in the candlelight?
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-12-01 John McCain 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-12-01 Pub. Date: 2009-12-01
Image Number: 91020
Caption: Slowpoke. Not to be outdone by the town of Obama, Japan, other places rename. Greetings from … The Obamahamas. The Yeswecanary Islands. Meanwhile, the wee village of McCain, Scotland, is jealous. Take that! News. Obama Wins. Haggis. (The tiny hamlet of Palin, England, remains curiously silent.) Italians immediately commence with celebratory sex. Oh! Oh! OH-BAMA! Election Reactions Around the World. Tibetan monks adopt a new chant: Oooh ... Baaa ... Maaa ... El Diario. Assholios No Mas. Obama es neuvo Presidente de los Estados Unidos. Newspapers across Latin America. Hmm ... It appears the Earthlings may survive for now. We'll be back in 2012. Benign alien scientists.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-12-01 John McCain 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-12-01 Pub. Date: 2008-12-01
Image Number: 90998
Caption: Slowpoke. Things We'll Miss After the Election. Live-blogging of the infomercial. 8:11 Man upset about losing pension. 8:12 Barack places call to Michelle, the girls. 8:14 Soft fade to field of wheat. Increasingly specific identity-based candidate support. Antique thumbtack-collecting, puggle-owning, type B blood-having, sea-level dwellers for Palin. Musicians getting ticked at McCain for using their songs. BARRACUDA! MY HERO! McCain Palin Rally. Foo Fighters. I'll show you a barracuda! Heart World Tour. Bon Jovi. Political ads set in sun-dappled offices. Please note the symbolism of glorious morning sunlight pouring through the windows, in contrast to the 8-year sh*tstorm we've just been through.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-11-24 John McCain 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-11-24 Pub. Date: 2008-11-24
Image Number: 90997
Caption: Slowpoke. McCain's Last Stand. Republicans are abandoning McCain in droves. What might he try in the final week? Revamping the straight talk express. OUTTA MY WAY! Straight Talk Crusher. Emergency Fundraising. Bun Rides $100,000. A night to remember in the Moose Lodge. $500,000. How much longer? Announce that the last seven months have been an elaborate April Fools joke. Meet my ACTUAL running mat, Henry Kissinger! Ve vill vin. The old Switcharoo. Don't get tricked! This is John McCain. This is Barack Obama. "I'm John 'Yes We Can' McCain, and I approve this message."
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-11-17 John McCain 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-11-17 Pub. Date: 2008-11-17
Image Number: 90996
Caption: Slowpoke. The subject of equal pay came up in the last debate. For years, a woman named Lilly Ledbetter had been getting paid less than a man doing the exact same job. The Fair Pay Act is a trial lawyer's dream! Totally unsympathetic. Toot! Toot! Yes, John McCain is courageously fighting BIG BUSINESS BIGOTRY. My friends, for too long workers have discriminated against companies that treat them like the sniveling dogs they are! I have a dream that we can end this injustice. Overlords First. Poor Goodyear lies huddled in this shack with thousands of hungry shareholders to feed. Goodyear. How DARE Lilly Ledbetter commit such an IGNORANT act as suing it?! Wal-Mart Moms for Low Wages. Sarah Palin concurs! I hope Lilly Ledbetter is grateful for the veterans who died so she could be alive to be paid less than her make peers! As Vice President, I will be doggone proud to accept 77% of Cheney's salary!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-10-13 John McCain 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-10-13 Pub. Date: 2008-10-13
Image Number: 91256
Caption: Slowpoke. Midway through his speech, McCain becomes mysteriously possessed with the spirit of an ACTUAL maverick! My friends, if you want real change in Washington - URK! Oh, who the hell am I kidding? My campaign is run my lobbyists and the same slimebags who ran Bush's! Palin's speech was written by a former BUSH SPEECHWRITER, for cripes' sake! Of course I picked her as a ploy to win over Hillary supporters. And yes, that was a big, honking insult to their intelligence! Does anyone really think a woman who denies humans cause global warming, supports abstinence-only "education" and book banning, is literally in bed with BP, and demands absolute political loyalty ... Is any DIFFERENT from the clowns currently in charge?! HA! In short, my party blows. I regret the 90% of the time that I voted with Bush. And - URK! As I was saying, Washington is broken and we're gonna fix it. And just as mysteriously, the possession ended.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-10-06 John McCain 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-10-06 Pub. Date: 2008-10-06
Image Number: 91255
Caption: Slowpoke. Slowpoke at the DNC Part II. My seat at Mile High Stadium overlooked the makeshift TV studios. Even when I'm at an event in person, I can't get away from Wolf Blitzer. CNN. A speaker form Indiana named Barney Smith got the biggest laugh of the evening when he said: We need a President who puts Barney Smith before Smith Barney! Although, considering the amount of Wall Street money flowing into Obama's campaign in addition to small donors, I wonder how this would play out in reality. During Obama's speech, the crowd was so quiet (between lines of thunderous applause) that I worried my camera's electronic beeping would ruin the moment for others. How to switch the sound off ... ? Aw, screw it! Bleep! Today it was revealed that McCain has picked Sarah Palin, and anti-choice woman, as his running mate. It's a classic Clarence Thomas-style maneuver by the GOP, which makes me think of Al Gore's line from last night. Some of the best marketers have the worst products.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-08-25 John McCain 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-08-25 Pub. Date: 2008-08-25
Image Number: 91250
Caption: Slowpoke. Movin' On Up! My friends, social security is a disgrace. Always has been. It's time for people to take responsibility for themselves …. With my MOVIN' ON UP plan! It's simple: just do like I did - pull on your bootstraps and marry into a FAMILY FORTUNE! Right, Cindy? Yes, dear. "I'll provide a massive tax break for any wealthy American who marries someone with less money. It's a win-win!" "The new Office of Social Climbing will assist in training the unwashed masses in the ways of high society." Whut the - this menu has whores on it! Hors d'oeuvres, sir. They're appetizers. "A new website will guide people to available cash cows." Golddigger.gov. Amanda Smedley. Smedley's Snow Peas Heiress. Likes: Snow peas. "I hear the Coors family has some lovely nubile young ladies right now!" Now, who says I don't understand economics? Why hasn't everyone already done this? Drink Bud!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-06-23 John McCain 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-06-23 Pub. Date: 2008-06-23
Image Number: 91242
Caption: Slowpoke. The Video Patrol. This week: Gates of hell. Ah, two hours before my flight … Time to settle in with a book. But, you may say we asked you to speak about women and fiction - what has that got. A Room of One's Own. B12. Excuse us, ma'am. But this area is in violation of Airport Gate mandatory Infotainment Code No. 129.31c! COMING UP: HOLLARY OR OBAMA - WHO HAS THE WORST MORNING BREATH? CNN. I sat down on the banks of a river and began to wonder. But ... But ... I sat here because I wanted to read! You can read in stall four of bathroom 22 in terminal D - no TV in there. BUT FIRST: JOHN MCCAIN - IS HE A GOD AMONG MEN OR JUST GOD-LIKE? Attribute to the Brontes - AND NOW THE STORY OF A WISCONSIN WOMAN WHO ACCIDENTALLY PICKLED HER CAT! CNN.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-06-02 John McCain 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-06-02 Pub. Date: 2008-06-02
Image Number: 91239
Caption: Slowpoke. More Kneejerkin'. It's time for another round of "Kneejerkin'," the game in which I try to get ordinary people to oppose their own beliefs! It's easy - just watch! Quick - Who's more of a "real American"; someone from Indiana or Maryland? What a silly question. What about someone from "the heartland" or a "costal elite"? The heartland of course! Score! Hello there, sir! How should we respond to the housing crisis? Do we need consumer protections? Why, absolutely! How about reams of regulation? Uh! Regulation bad! Make brain hurt! Score again! Excuse me - Do you think the country needs to head in a completely different direction? Yes indeedy. Are you voting for McCain? Yep! I just like him! Bingo! Three for three! Next week: Wedge Issue Wedgies!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-05-26 John McCain 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-05-26 Pub. Date: 2008-05-26
Image Number: 91238
Caption: Slowpoke. Welcome to That Drooly Show! With me tonight is Herb Swineshaft, inventor of the popular new novelty item, the Hillary Nutcracker.* It crushes walnuts between her stainless steel legs! Krk! Hee hee hee! *For real. So, I assume you're also selling a John McCain Nipple Clamp, since women's rights would be pinched hard by his Supreme Court nominees? Screw tightens jaw. Censored. Uh, no. Hadn't thought of that. Or if you're really into selling bigoted election merch, what about an Obama "Gangsta" sawed-off shotgun? The Oblamma! I think some people might find that offensive. As opposed to Hillary cracking metaphorical gonads with her thighs? Right. Well, thanks for joining us, Herb. Before we go, tell us- what can we expect from you next? A hilarious line of suffragette urinal cakes! Thank you, Mr. Swineshaft!
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-05-19 John McCain 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-05-19 Pub. Date: 2008-05-19
Image Number: 91237
Caption: Slowpoke. Hillary Clinton has to act hawkish so people don’t see her as a "weak female." "To live defeated and inglorious is to die daily."* *Napoleon Bonaparte. Barack Obama has to act soothing and conciliatory so people don’t think he's an "angry black man." Please allow me to place these healing stones on the nation's vertebrae. As a white guy, John McCain also has to deal with stereotypes. Senator McCain, how do you respond to the allegations that you would be a "protective father figure" to the nation? Or a "tough cookie"? But he's doing his best to dispel some of them. Jeez, what do I have to do to get people to stop thinking I'm a "rationale male"? End times are good times! Hagee. I just can't get past these preconceptions! 100 year surge! 2019. 2051. 2071. 2104. Iraq.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-04-28 John McCain 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-04-28 Pub. Date: 2008-04-28
Image Number: 91234
Caption: Slowpoke. Since McCain supports warrantless wiretapping, we at Slowpoke have taken the liberty of putting the all-talk express under surveillance … … In the name of national security of course! P's Plumbing. All Talk Express. What are they doing now? McCain just had a nice, long chat with Joe Lieberman about jowl maintenance. And his lobbyist campaign adviser is making calls for his clients AT&T and Blackwater - both of which receive oversight in Congress ... From McCain!* Interesting. Oh, McCain just told his aids to turn down the Victrola so he could make an important call! He's on the horn with Pastor John Hagee, who craves Armageddon and blames Jews for their persecution. He's asking for his endorsement!* I think someone just mooned me. (sigh) It's the price we must pay to keep America safe. P's Plumbing. All Talk Express. *Not Made Up.
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-01-01 John McCain 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-01-01 Pub. Date: 2008-01-01
Image Number: 86635
Caption: Slowpoke. Drooly Julie. Gonzo Gal Reporter. Senator McCain, you've voted twice against having health insurance companies cover birth control. Do you think it's unfair that they cover VIAGRA but not THE PILL? … (8-second pause) … I don't know enough about it to give you an informed answer. Actual response! You're saying a flaccid geezer has a right to a stiffy, but a woman can't control the Pop Tarts flying our of her toaster? So THAT'S what you mean by "Straight Talk!" no ... I mean yes. I mean ... Uh ... Heh-heh. So basically you want poor women to have more babies, right? So then you can blame them for having too many babies, right? Um, er ... *ahem* ... Eh ... Senator McCain, are you on Viagra RIGHT NOW? Erm, umm, I'll have to get back to you on that.
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-01-01 John McCain 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-01-01 Pub. Date: 2008-01-01
Image Number: 92346
Caption: Slowpoke. Democrats are at each other's throats over the Presidential candidates. War-mongering triangulator! Overhyped health care demagogue! Obama. Hillary. As the race drags on, the DNC decides to unite the party with a medical miracle. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you ... Oballary! Now THAT'S change! Oballary's ability to simultaneously eat waffles WHILE giving stump speeches in small town diners allows it to cover twice as many campaign stops as usual. GMORF! Lemme tell you about hope. The Oballary campaign quickly wins over the prized Siamese twin and sci-fi nerd vote. Finally! Somebody who represents us! McCain is a Cylon! Republican strategists are stymied. It'd be the first female and black President! But it's also white and male! With decades of combined experience! What'll we do? Not to be outdone, McCain exhumes Ronald Reagan's head to win over wary wingnuts! Don't worry ... He's plenty conservative! You tell 'em, Ronnie!
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-01-01 John McCain 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-01-01 Pub. Date: 2008-01-01
Image Number: 92351
Caption: Slowpoke. Season of Unreason. As usual, the Presidential primaries have devolved into a grossly simplistic personality contest. Obama's smile is playing well in Kalamazoo! Yes, bit Hillary's eyebrows have mesmerized Ypsilanti! Nattering Noggins Nightly. How could we make the race even more trivial and idiotic? Monosyllabic debates. The Dems. Remember - Only ONE! Hope! Change! Fight! The Repubs. Bomb! Fear! Grunt! Aura divination. With us tonight is Contessa Montebaldi, who will probe the candidates' energy fields. Right now I'm seeing a murky haze around Mitt Romney. For John McCain ... I see flan. An enormous flan. Rorschach voting machines. Please choose the blob you would most like to have a beer with.
     
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