You asked to see me, boss? Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here. I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7. Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind what you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the café for royalties. Daaaa ... daaaa ... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa ... daaaa ... duh-duh-duh ... wait, what? If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun.
Today, our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington. Forty-some years ago, The Beatles wrote "All You Need is Love." I would repeat the lyrics, but The Beatles have been known to sue. I guess all you need is LOVE and a good intellectual property attorney. Tomorrow, our quest continues.