I'm making tofu stir-fry just for you. Wow, mom. Very eco! Don't look at me that way. What's in it for us non-vegetarians? The ingredients are super cheap. Aha. Every economical. Just conserving our resources.
Come on, honey. The neighborhood potlucks are fun. Fun?! Everyone brings something simple. Totally stress-free. Ha! Last year you made lemon-stuffed slow roasted sea bass with guacamole cilantro chutney. I won't do that again! Guacamole is over. Avocado grapefruit coulis will work.
I found a great recipe for a seasonal fruit tart. Umm, mom? Is it fruit season? It is in New Zealand.