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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-07-02 infant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-07-02 Pub. Date: 2019-07-02
Image Number: 178391
Caption: Remember how the whole country spent the last couple weeks debating whether the centers where we stick migrants are technically concentration camps? Of course. Why? Why? … Because that's not normal. When you find yourself saying the way we torture toddlers and infants isn't as bad as the way Nazis tortured them ... I think you've got a problem.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-06-21 infant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-06-21 Pub. Date: 2016-06-21
Image Number: 144898
Caption: My son slept all night long, Clyde. First time ever. Usually I can't get any uninterrupted sleep because he's always getting up. But last night, he didn't even make a sound … So I ended up staying up all night to make sure he wasn't dead.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-02-12 infant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-02-12 Pub. Date: 2016-02-12
Image Number: 138875
Caption: What's wrong with you? I'm not sure whom to vote for anymore. I was leaning on Trump … but when he lost that first contest in Iowa, I realized he's not the "always-wins" guy I thought he was. Then I thought, maybe Cruz. He's strong on illegal immigration too. But on the other hand, as Trump said, he's an Anchor Baby. And I hate those. How can you hate a baby? Don't let their pudgy cheeks fool you. Anchor Babies are the worst.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-06-02 infant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-06-02 Pub. Date: 2015-06-02
Image Number: 127776
Caption: I've gotta do something about my son. He won't go to sleep till about 4 A.M. It's driving me crazy. "The Dude Abuses." You want me to take care of this? There are ways, bruh. You don’t even wanna know about it. I can have that little dude sleepin' by 4 o'clock in the afternoon. I think I'll just let him grow out of it. I'll abduct his teddy bear, you write the note. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-05-21).
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-21 infant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-21 Pub. Date: 2014-08-21
Image Number: 115242
Caption: Robin Williams visits Lemont's dream. One of my favorite things in the world was to make you all laugh. I always knew that. You'd combine classy and dirty jokes, wisdom and erudition and throw them at us so fast and from so many different directions … ... it was like you were a new dad trying to get his baby to laugh and think at the same time. Are you trying to say I made you laugh so hard you ... yourself? Let's keep this clean.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-17 infant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-17 Pub. Date: 2013-11-17
Image Number: 103511
Caption: We've got a little boy due in just a week or so. Dr. Noodle. I think James Henry Washington is a nice, strong, solid name. But Megan said our son has to be named after her favorite uncle. This morning, she said … "Emmett Samuel Nathaniel George Jerry Paul Cartho Washington is a great name." Megan doesn't like to play favorites. Life is largely about playing favorites. Every night we eat chicken-beef-tofu-fish surprise.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-09-29 infant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-09-29 Pub. Date: 2013-09-29
Image Number: 101660
Caption: I just saw "The Business of Being Born." Ever seen that? What that is? It's a documentary about how birth doesn’t need to be treated like an illness. Did you know America has a really high infant mortality rate, even though we have the costliest birth procedures in the world? Did you know the drugs they pump into women in hospitals may be really bad for both mother and child? Did you know we MEN, so that don't have spit to do with us? YOU WERE BORN, WEREN'T YOU?! That's momma business, not mine.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-05-21 infant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-05-21 Pub. Date: 2013-05-21
Image Number: 97121
Caption: I've gotta do something about my son. He won't go to sleep till about 4 A.M. It's driving me crazy. "The Dude Abuses." You want me to take care of this? There are ways, bruh. You don’t even wanna know about it. I can have that little dude sleepin' by 4 o'clock in the afternoon. I think I'll just let him grow out of it. I'll abduct his teddy bear, you write the note.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-10 infant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-10 Pub. Date: 2011-10-10
Image Number: 66565
Caption: Rosencrantz? What's the first thing you remember? I remember being born. That's impossible. No, ever since I was an infant, I've remembered being born. The prefrontal cortex, which encodes explicit memory, is not active at birth. And the hippocampus is too small to transfer experience into long-term storage until age three. You don't remember being born. You just remember remembering being born. Forget it.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-10-20 infant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-10-20 Pub. Date: 2007-10-20
Image Number: 18936
Caption: You get five minutes. Don't try to make him talk if he isn't ready. You'll traumatize him. And no trying to teach him about science fiction or fantasy stuff. It's all nonsense. Can you say "Lord Voldemort" for Daddy? You bugged his diaper. A mother's prerogative.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-10-19 infant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-10-19 Pub. Date: 2007-10-19
Image Number: 18935
Caption: Our son's gonna stand under these stars one night, Roxanne. And he's gonna say, "Poppa, what are those?" And I'm gonna say "Ask your mother. I'm not allowed to talk about it." I said he can't watch "Battlestar Galatica" and I meant it. He's already one, he's falling behind!
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-10-18 infant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-10-18 Pub. Date: 2007-10-18
Image Number: 18934
Caption: Look, Lemont, if you're concerned that our son hasn't spoken yet, why not take him to speech therapy? Then you can pay for it with the nonexistent health benefits your dead-end job doesn't give you. That's a double negative. You're actually saying my employer DOES give me health-- THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!!
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-10-17 infant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-10-17 Pub. Date: 2007-10-17
Image Number: 18933
Caption: How old were you when you said your first word, Roxanne? Seven months. Why? I was five months old. So what? Haven't you noticed our son hasn't said a word yet? No babbling, even. So? What could a one-year-old possibly say that would interest me?
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-03-30 infant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-04-02 Pub. Date: 2006-03-30
Image Number: 13355
Caption: You brought another life into this world. You gotta take action, L. Do the right thing. Wow, Clyde. I've never heard you talk like that. You're right, I need to ask Roxanne to marry me. I was gonna say "change your name and move to Cleveland," but that'll work too.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-03-31 infant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-04-02 Pub. Date: 2006-03-31
Image Number: 13356
Caption: Dios Mio, Lemont. That is a good idea. Ask Roxanne to marry you. You can't stand that crazy chick. But since you gave her a son, you might as well spend the rest of your life with her. That way all three of you can be hopelessly miserable. So you agree. Idiota!
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-04-01 infant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-04-02 Pub. Date: 2006-04-01
Image Number: 13357
Caption: Susan, don’t you remember how I was when I was a kid? Now I felt it was my fault my dad left? I have to marry Roxanne, Susan. I won't let this kid grow up without a dad even if it means I'll descend into a putrid abyss of misery, anger and regret. A dark and musty cave of despair. Yeah, that is gonna be one well-adjusted kid.
     
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