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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-02-11 hot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-02-11 Pub. Date: 2019-02-11
Image Number: 176293
Caption: Coffee gives me the runs. What? Especially espresso, and hot cocoa, and decaf. Talk about your horrific gastrointestinal experience. Anyhow, what did you get? Not as easy to make small talk at a café as I expected.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-09 hot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-09 Pub. Date: 2019-01-09
Image Number: 175760
Caption: You're Tracy Jensen? What of it? What happened to you? Last year, you were a sweet little 7-year-old on the girls' basketball team we sponsor. Not I'm an 8-year-old scoring 32 points a night and wondering where my @#$% hot chocolate is. Still sweet as all get up. Make it happen, runt.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-08 hot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-08 Pub. Date: 2019-01-08
Image Number: 175759
Caption: The girls' hoops team we sponsor is undefeated? What a turnaround. Lots can change in a year. Remember little Tracy Jensen? One hot chocolate. Not so little anymore. And an entire ham. Victory.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-04 hot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-04 Pub. Date: 2019-01-04
Image Number: 175666
Caption: When I was a kid, I dreamed of going to medical school. I wanted to be a psychiatrist. Really? But I was great at football, wound up playing in college and got derailed. Everything came so easy. Who needed medical school? House of Java.net Cybercafe. But maybe what really happened was that I suffered concussions, and lost my drive and ability. and not I just hang out all day and serve as a sex object for hot chicks. Worked out beautifully. I need to get some concussions.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-12-18 hot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-12-18 Pub. Date: 2018-12-18
Image Number: 175493
Caption: I will sue! What? Coffee too hot? What'd I do? That monkey. That filthy monkey attacked me! Mortkey? Did he shed on you? He … he condescended to me! Not again. That water bottle uses so much petroleum. And you call yourself evolved! Back off, primate.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-11-01 hot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-11-01 Pub. Date: 2018-11-01
Image Number: 174750
Caption: The cleansing process isn't working. For some reason, I can't seem to purge myself of the urge to hit on chicks. Why bother? I do it once a year for a week so that I can prove I have some control over my life and urges and so I can see new things in the world, besides just hot gals. For instance, did you know we have a bicameral democracy? Duh. Learned during cleansing '86, the year after discovering low-fat cheese. Of equivalent efficacy.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-09-25 hot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-09-25 Pub. Date: 2018-09-25
Image Number: 174220
Caption: How was the date last night? Hot. Let's hear it. Na. Not the sort of details I wanna record in print. So next time we get together and talk? For sure.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-30 hot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-30 Pub. Date: 2018-08-30
Image Number: 173798
Caption: Ask Sadie. Sadie, You are so hot!!! What is your secret for keeping that fine form???? - Matt in Anaheim. Actual reader letter. Donuts. You eat lost of donuts? No, you idiot. I wait until they get stale as rocks and then I throw them at idiots. Duck, fitness jockey! Incoming! Ask Sadie at asksadishow@gmail.com
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-22 hot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-22 Pub. Date: 2018-08-22
Image Number: 173685
Caption: Fireside Chat with: Recession Man! (A superhero who comes to the aid of gals distressed by tough economic times). It's the middle of summer, Recession Man. So. R. Why are we having a fireside chat? Shouldn't we be somewhere cooler? The dancing flames pick up the light in your eyes. But I'm hot. It's hot in here. Take off your outer layer. Tomorrow: Recession man saves the day.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-12 hot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-12 Pub. Date: 2018-08-12
Image Number: 173278
Caption: Triple hot chocolate, quadruple helping of whipped cream. Whoa, everything okay? Woman trouble, barkeep. She betrayed me. The worst kind. Lay it on me. We've been together two years. We were about to get a house and move in together and she came clean. She ... I can't even say it. Cheating? No. I'm talking complete betrayal. She was already married? She had a secret family? She'd been with John Edwards? You're not listening. This was sheer craziness. All these years ... What? Tell me. She'd been lying about her credit score!!! I knew there was something wrong when she looked away when we talked about FICA. The house was a pipe dream. But she's not your last credit score.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-07-03 hot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-07-03 Pub. Date: 2018-07-03
Image Number: 172753
Caption: You like Arizona's immigration law because it'll reduce the number of handsome Mexican men competing for women? Correct. Well it'll also reduce the number of hot Latina women!! Can't believe I'm reduced to this. It's always helpful to talk to someone who's so informed about the issues.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-04-18 hot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-04-18 Pub. Date: 2018-04-18
Image Number: 170594
Caption: Boss, is the air conditioning broken? It just plummeted to about 30 degrees. That's awful. It was supposed to gradually fall to 30 degrees. Gradual temperature declines boost sales of hot drinks by 17%. But rapid declines make people leave. This can't be legal. Hold on, I'm setting the Ecobee to emergency blast furnace.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-04-02 hot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-04-02 Pub. Date: 2018-04-02
Image Number: 170204
Caption: Today's lesson for the lustful man is called Do As the Ladies Do. Part One: The Look. If you spot someone who's super-hot, don't stare. Look away and watch her using your peripheral vision only. You'll find peripheral vision exercises on page 47 of my new book: How to survive and thrive in the #Metoo era. It's the latest in my best-selling Randy's MANuals series. Available in bookstores and mancaves near you.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-03-12 hot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-03-12 Pub. Date: 2018-03-12
Image Number: 169405
Caption: Hot date tonight, little buddy? I'll say. I met a super-smart, really amazing lady. We're going to hook up tonight. By that I mean we're going to get together and troll all the true believers at the Reptilian Illuminati are controlling everything Facebook group. Sigh ... Well, at least you're going to be in the company of another human being. By get together, I mean we're going to post comments in the same threads.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-09-07 hot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-09-07 Pub. Date: 2017-09-07
Image Number: 162351
Caption: Gimme a hot chocolate. On the rocks. Straight. Lady troubles? And how. Old Mr. Mort told me if I wanted to appeal to the ladies, I should watch some old black and white movies and do what those guys do. So I started jogging downstairs sideways like Cary Grant. I said "see!" after every sentence like James Cagney. I ran in place and yelled "whoop-whoop-whoop!" like Curly. All the girls loved it. But now I have four playdates scheduled at the same time! Not at all where I thought that was going.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-08-16 hot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-08-16 Pub. Date: 2017-08-16
Image Number: 161545
Caption: Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? I met this woman. I fell madly in love with her, but just yesterday, I found out she believes the world is flat … Should I let that break us up? That depends, brother. Would you be happy not knowing whether she was into you because you're a great guy ... or because she thinks you're the mountain-master who pushes mountains up from the ground as she drives toward them, and sucks them back under as she drives away? Did I mention she's hot?
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-08-14 hot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-08-14 Pub. Date: 2017-08-14
Image Number: 161543
Caption: If there were one place on earth you'd never visit, where would that be, Randy? Easy: That would be McMurdo Station, Antarctica, little buddy. Nothing encourages hot snuggling more than being marooned in an icy wasteland. That would be a total waste of my skills of seduction. No challenge. I'd never visit the Mariana Trench. People don't live anywhere near there, and it's the deepest spot in the ocean ... so there'd be no wifi and not even satellite internet could reach it. We should have our own travel show.
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-08-12 hot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-08-12 Pub. Date: 2017-08-12
Image Number: 161302
Caption: This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? Global warming. Stop yer snivelling! You should be grateful! But … No more pretending not to hate your friend's ugly cardigan sweaters. No more lumbago or arthritis acting up every time there's a cold spell. We could walk around in the buff year-round and still be toasty. The benefits are endless! But it's so hot! HOJ.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-08-08 hot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-08-08 Pub. Date: 2017-08-08
Image Number: 161298
Caption: Have you heard that time is not a constant, Randy? Of course, little buddy It's called "time dilation." Time moves slower for objects in motion than it does for objects that sit still. I'm a prime example. I haven't aged a day in decades. I still have rippling muscles, a smooth pelt, glistening teeth, twinkling eyes, a raging libido, and the boundless confidence of youth ... all because I'm always on the move. I'm writing a study on it for the Journal of Temporal Hotness. I've been meaning to ask if you'd be the control group. Can't. I'll be too busy sitting here.
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-07-10 hot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-07-10 Pub. Date: 2017-07-10
Image Number: 160225
Caption: You look tired, Randy. Hot date last night? I had a date. That is correct. But was it hot? A gentleman doesn't tell whether a date was "hot" or not. No … but you usually do. Didn't you just patent "Randy's Hot-o-Meter," the hat that turns from white to pink to red, depending on the hotness of last night's date? Did you know the inventor of bacon was vegetarian? He was? Who knows? Point is, inventions are not a statement of principles.
     
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