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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-25 |
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2019-10-25 |
| Image Number: |
180051 |
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The Ask Sadie Radio Show. The most vitriolic hour on the dial (and that' sayin' something). I despise all callers. Your problems annoy me. I mock your pathetic lives. And yet you continue to call in droves. Why is that? We crave your approval. Well you don't have it! Next *@#$% caller! Do you like me?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-24 |
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2019-10-24 |
| Image Number: |
180050 |
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Welcome to the Sadie Cohen Radio Hour. Today's topic: Football. Why I love it. It's violent, sadistic, intense. The idea is to crush anyone who come across your path and make them whimper with submission! I'll not take our first caller. You're on the air, loser. I'm afraid to speak. The linebacker of radio hosts wins again.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-17 |
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2019-10-17 |
| Image Number: |
179944 |
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Guys, I'm afraid to fall asleep. What if I have another nightmare that Anderson Cooper is taunting me? Take that, fancy anchor man.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-10-15 |
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2019-10-15 |
| Image Number: |
179942 |
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So you dreamed that Anderson Cooper called you a materialistic jerk. It was so real. House of Java.net Cybercafe. This is an outrage! You think? I've been calling you a materialistic jerk for years and it didn't bother you! Hey! You're a @#$% shopaholic boob! Nothing maybe if you get your own tv show.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-10-11 |
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2019-10-11 |
| Image Number: |
179836 |
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This is Anderson Cooper, coming to you from inside the mind of a dreaming Rudy Park. Tonight, a special report as we delve into the subconscious childhood memories of an average American guy. It's a minefield of ignominious school taunts, tiny humiliations, and rejections from gals. tonight on AC360: A @#$%ed up psyche explained.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-10-09 |
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2019-10-09 |
| Image Number: |
179834 |
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This is Anderson Cooper, live, at the scene of an incredible, unfolding story. A tiny internet café hit by hurricane, attacked by armed rebels, overcome with a mysterious disease, then saved! By an intrepid barista named Rudy Park. I was just a patriot doing my job. Like me, Anderson Cooper.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-08 |
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2019-10-08 |
| Image Number: |
179833 |
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How come nothing good ever happens to me? Like what? Like getting taken by a foreign government then rescued. I want to get a book contract, to be part of the news cycle, to have him talk about me. Whom? Speak my name, Anderson Cooper! The great one.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-22 |
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2019-09-22 |
| Image Number: |
179526 |
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Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, when are you going to spend a few bucks and get a read hairdo? That sorry hairdo you sport makes you look like an exotic parrot. You look like you should be sitting on a pirate's shoulder. - Redheadboy. My initial response might sound like a non sequitor: During the Hoover years, I dated someone in the FBI. I've continued my ties with the agency. I mentioned this insulting @#$% letter to my contact there and: What do you know?! He was able to find me the home address of the author, redheadboy ... Bring him out! Hello, redheadboy. How do you like my haircut from this angle?! Keep those letter coming. all opinions welcome. Mmph.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-18 |
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2019-09-18 |
| Image Number: |
179408 |
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Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-15 |
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2019-07-15 |
| Image Number: |
178587 |
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You look terrible. Thank you. Tonight I'm hosting my hobbyist club. Tightwads United. Do I smell rancid fish? I made appetizers.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-02-16 |
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2019-02-16 |
| Image Number: |
176310 |
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Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-25 |
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2018-11-25 |
| Image Number: |
174826 |
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Tired of long-winded pundits overanalyzing the news? Your days of boring news talk shows are behind you! Welcome CNM viewers to a sizzling new concept in talk shows: No you are! I'm Brit Johnson, your host. Today's first topic, Health Care Reform. Joining me from the left, Damon Silver. From the right, Paula Doyle. Damon, your thoughts? It's complicated but I'll tell you what's obvious. Paula's all wrong. She's a decent person, but when it comes to health care, she's an idiot. No you are! No you are! No you are! Whoa, calm down. Keep it civil. Next up, the deficit. Paula? No you are! Love this show. No YOU are! I know you are but what am I?!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-18 |
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2018-08-18 |
| Image Number: |
173526 |
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So we're back on the air. Seems like it. Our ratings are soaring. People can still send me questions at asksadieshow@gmail.com and I'll send them scathing answers insulting their utter stupidity. What if they want kind and thoughtful responses? Ask that whiner Dr. Laura. (Seriously, ask Sadie).
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-10 |
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2018-08-10 |
| Image Number: |
173398 |
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You were caught on videotape being nice to Rudy? Repeatedly. These tapes cannot get out. I implore readers to ignore this. And please, please, please … Do not tune in to my radio show next week to hear the gory details!! Um … Did this just get suspect? Oh, the things I'll reveal live on the air next week. Ignore it, I beg you all!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-30 |
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2018-07-30 |
| Image Number: |
173257 |
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Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, BOO! Did I scare you? Regards, Rick in Seattle. (Actual reader letter). Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com. Yeah, I'm really scared. Aren't you, Rudy? Boo, Rudy! Boooooo! That, however, terrifies me. Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu.(This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-07)
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-15 |
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2018-07-15 |
| Image Number: |
172922 |
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Rudy Park Enterprises is proud to announce its own Sadie Cohen has been selected as most obnoxious and caustic radio host of the year. Speech, speech!!! You're too kind. Obviously, every girl dreams of getting this kind of recognition. I'm well aware it's customary to thank everyone who made this moment possible. It's true. I might not have won if it weren't for the lifeless jerks imbeciles who listen to the show and write in with their stupid email questions. But you are all beneath contempt. The only person I want to thank is Rudy Park. Your shallow and insipid existence inspired m every single day. Can I tweet that?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-14 |
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2018-07-14 |
| Image Number: |
172764 |
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I really wish Mort was here to share my award. I'm the most obnoxious talk show host of the year and there's no one to share it with. Mort is so selfish. He's probably partying it up out there with the boys. We could eat our owns kin. Delirious. My iPhone looks like mint jelly. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-13 |
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2018-07-13 |
| Image Number: |
172763 |
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As you may have heard, I have won the award as Most Obnoxious and Caustic Radio Host of the Year. I bet out Hannity, Dr. Laura, that jerk on MSNBC. Olbermann. YOU'RE ALL TOO NICE. IT SICKENS ME! I'd like to thank all the losers that listen to the show and have no lives. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-12 |
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2018-07-12 |
| Image Number: |
172762 |
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Sadie was nominated as Most Obnoxious And Caustic Talk Show Host of the Year. She's so anxious about winning (Which she wants) she's asked Armstrong to open the envelope. What's it say? It says. Wait for it. Congratulations. WOOHOO SUCKERS!!! You're the biggest jerk on radio. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-07-11 |
| Image Number: |
172761 |
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Open it for me. For $5. I've asked you to do the honor of opening the envelope that says whether I've won the award for Most Obnoxious Talk Show Host and you're going to charge me?! I am duly impressed. YOU @#$% CHEAPSTAKE!!! You have to have won. |
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