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81. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-28 |
| Image Number: |
155446 |
| Caption: |
Two can play your petty little "I've got exclamation points above my head" game, your honor. ! ! ! !
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82. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-27 |
| Image Number: |
155919 |
| Caption: |
Ralph, what are those words written on your bracelet? It says "What Would Grimm Do?" I look at it whenever I have to make a decision. Thanks Ralph. I'm honored … and then I do the opposite.
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83. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-22 |
| Image Number: |
155140 |
| Caption: |
You don't seem prepared to try your case, Mr. Fusco. Being a lawyer in a comic strip, I have to prepare both legally and comedically, your honor. Some nights I don't have time to do both. Last night I didn't have the time to do either.
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84. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Winsor McCay |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
In the Land of Wonderful Dreams |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-22 |
Pub. Date: |
1911-00-00 |
| Image Number: |
2696 |
| Caption: |
Midsummer day dreams. Yep! I'll go to Europe and look for one! I can not find a wife to suit me here in America! I'll look through Europe! Well, here I am in Europe! Ha! There is the kind of wife I want ! I'll propose to her! Ahem! I mean it! Marry me and go to America with me to live! Yah! Do you take this woman to be your lawful wife to love honor and obey her as a husband and_ I certainly do! Sure Mike! You sit quietly. I will be alright in a minute! You are quite a load but I can manage! I came all the way from America to marry you. I hope I am not to be disappointed! I guess you woman are all alike! You can not seem to understand a man! Now you're doing nicley._Um! Now I'll look up the markets! They think this is a new style from Europe! I think for so many woman are_Oh! OH! Yes! You're no better than American women! Oh! Were you asleep? I did not mean to disturb you, Rosie! Yes, I was asleep and I dreamed I was married to a rich American broker! Oh! It was funny! |
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85. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-19 |
| Image Number: |
155516 |
| Caption: |
This IS an unexpected honor! We've followed broadcast stories about you, and we are so sorry about your home planet of Krypton! S.
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86. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-10 |
| Image Number: |
154609 |
| Caption: |
Your honor, why won't you instruct the witness to answer the question? Because he has a gavel and I have a scythe.
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87. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-05 |
| Image Number: |
154336 |
| Caption: |
New novel? Yeah … but it needs a title. All the men in town loved Wanda. They loved Wanda so much, a dance was made in her honor. It was called "The Wanda" and all the men danced it through the countryside … But some of the men became disoriented, dizzy and confused, and many of them never returned. But to everyone's relief, a lucky few finally found their way back to town. How about this title - "Somebody stop me from writing this drivel." Not bad, but I prefer - "Not all those who Wanda are lost."
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88. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike Peters' Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-05-30 |
| Image Number: |
4056 |
| Caption: |
Your Honor, my clients refuse to remove their masks for an I.D. photo. ACLU. |
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89. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-02-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-02-21 |
| Image Number: |
154820 |
| Caption: |
Your honor, I want to assure the court that my client is not a flight risk.
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90. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-02-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-02-15 |
| Image Number: |
153763 |
| Caption: |
Your honor, I move for dismissal of all charges on the grounds that my client has an incompetent lawyer. However, if this tactic works, that makes me an excellent lawyer, which kills my argument, which loses the case, which renews my argument, which … Uh ... 15-minute recess while my head explodes.
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91. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Lisa Benson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Lisa Benson's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-02-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-02-09 |
| Image Number: |
154506 |
| Caption: |
They're not honoring the agreement so I put them on notice. Who, Iran? No … Nordstrom. Ivanka Brand.
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92. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-27 |
| Image Number: |
152921 |
| Caption: |
I prefer not to think of my client's testimony as false, your honor. Let's just say it's … truth-adjacent.
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93. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-15 |
| Image Number: |
153583 |
| Caption: |
In the breakfast foods industry, our award winner, Ernie, is at the tip-top. The honoree is at the vertex, the acme, the apogee ... the summit, the crest, the peak, the zenith! Raise your glasses to the man at the pinnacle! Please don't say it! Thank you for the synonym toast! |
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94. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike Peters' Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2002-11-07 |
| Image Number: |
1919 |
| Caption: |
This one's for hating gays, this one's for hating atheists, this one's for hating �.. |
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95. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Sam Hurt |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Queen of the Universe |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-10 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-09-25 |
| Image Number: |
34617 |
| Caption: |
Is something the matter, Uncle Ratliff? Sigh. I'm a loser, Peaches�I have no girlfriend�no great talents, no grand dreams. I have a stupid job at the tv station, making sure the cheap, locally produced commercials are louder than the outdated b-movies we show. Hey, you lighten up...You have the honor and privilege of seeing to my every waking need...Wow! You're right. I do have a place in life. |
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96. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-12-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-12-26 |
| Image Number: |
152450 |
| Caption: |
It's an honor to be considered, sir. Thank you! Considered for what? The Trump transition team has asked me to serve … Was Bruce Jenner busy? "Transition".
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97. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-12-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-12-22 |
| Image Number: |
150263 |
| Caption: |
Your honor, inappropriate thoughts about my client have kept me awake at night throughout this entire trial. So, let the record show that at the end of the trial, when I say "the defense rests," I'll be lying.
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98. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike Peters' Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-12-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-12-16 |
| Image Number: |
152528 |
| Caption: |
New Trump Cabinet Oath of Office. On my honor I will dismantle and destroy the department to which I've been assigned. Perry.
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99. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-12-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-12-15 |
| Image Number: |
151382 |
| Caption: |
… and so I toast Toni Daytona, a woman who motivated my once-worthless brother to become - and I can't believe I'm saying this - a pretty great guy. I toast Toni because she just came here from a situation that required extreme courage. She also just came here from fighting a wildfire.
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100. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-12-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-12-14 |
| Image Number: |
149982 |
| Caption: |
Please note my proximity to the flag, your honor. When you overrule me, you're also overruling America. Something to think about.
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