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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-05-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-05-18 |
| Image Number: |
157353 |
| Caption: |
You look like the cat who ate the canary, counselor. Actually, your honor, I'm trying to look like the cat who got the canary off on a cheap legal technicality.
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82. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-26 |
| Image Number: |
156774 |
| Caption: |
It's good to stay our of the living room when Ted's hosting "Bunny Night."
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83. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-25 |
| Image Number: |
156773 |
| Caption: |
And just how have I impugned your honor?
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84. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-24 |
| Image Number: |
156537 |
| Caption: |
From now on, your honor, as a tribute to Johnny Cash, please refer to me as "The Lawyer in Black."
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85. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-08 |
| Image Number: |
155956 |
| Caption: |
I'm thinking of honoring myself this evening. Joyce, how about you?
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86. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2005-09-04 |
| Image Number: |
11570 |
| Caption: |
I'd like to propose one of those amazing toasts that go on and on, overflowing with leisurely anecdotes and vignettes and tributes to wonderful souls, both living and departed, rife with dry, self-deprecating witticisms mixed with thought-provoking musings on the human condition, that build and gain momentum and culminate in a passionate finale of hope and promise! Cheers. |
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87. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-03 |
| Image Number: |
155718 |
| Caption: |
I'm afraid I'm going to have to disciplines you, counselor. No problem, your honor. I just happen to have some furry handcuffs in my pocket.
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88. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-29 |
| Image Number: |
156199 |
| Caption: |
If I had kids, I wouldn't want them having to take care of me when I'm old, Lemont. I know what you mean. I used to think that too, until I had a kid. I get a lot of joy taking care of him. Being the one he can depend on. Who am I to deny him the same joy? Taking care of me in my old age may be a great honor for him. A child is not a retirement plan. He is in a society that's not rotten to its core!
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89. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-28 |
| Image Number: |
155446 |
| Caption: |
Two can play your petty little "I've got exclamation points above my head" game, your honor. ! ! ! !
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90. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-27 |
| Image Number: |
155919 |
| Caption: |
Ralph, what are those words written on your bracelet? It says "What Would Grimm Do?" I look at it whenever I have to make a decision. Thanks Ralph. I'm honored … and then I do the opposite.
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91. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-22 |
| Image Number: |
155140 |
| Caption: |
You don't seem prepared to try your case, Mr. Fusco. Being a lawyer in a comic strip, I have to prepare both legally and comedically, your honor. Some nights I don't have time to do both. Last night I didn't have the time to do either.
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92. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Winsor McCay |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
In the Land of Wonderful Dreams |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-22 |
Pub. Date: |
1911-00-00 |
| Image Number: |
2696 |
| Caption: |
Midsummer day dreams. Yep! I'll go to Europe and look for one! I can not find a wife to suit me here in America! I'll look through Europe! Well, here I am in Europe! Ha! There is the kind of wife I want ! I'll propose to her! Ahem! I mean it! Marry me and go to America with me to live! Yah! Do you take this woman to be your lawful wife to love honor and obey her as a husband and_ I certainly do! Sure Mike! You sit quietly. I will be alright in a minute! You are quite a load but I can manage! I came all the way from America to marry you. I hope I am not to be disappointed! I guess you woman are all alike! You can not seem to understand a man! Now you're doing nicley._Um! Now I'll look up the markets! They think this is a new style from Europe! I think for so many woman are_Oh! OH! Yes! You're no better than American women! Oh! Were you asleep? I did not mean to disturb you, Rosie! Yes, I was asleep and I dreamed I was married to a rich American broker! Oh! It was funny! |
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93. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-19 |
| Image Number: |
155516 |
| Caption: |
This IS an unexpected honor! We've followed broadcast stories about you, and we are so sorry about your home planet of Krypton! S.
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94. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-10 |
| Image Number: |
154609 |
| Caption: |
Your honor, why won't you instruct the witness to answer the question? Because he has a gavel and I have a scythe.
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95. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-05 |
| Image Number: |
154336 |
| Caption: |
New novel? Yeah … but it needs a title. All the men in town loved Wanda. They loved Wanda so much, a dance was made in her honor. It was called "The Wanda" and all the men danced it through the countryside … But some of the men became disoriented, dizzy and confused, and many of them never returned. But to everyone's relief, a lucky few finally found their way back to town. How about this title - "Somebody stop me from writing this drivel." Not bad, but I prefer - "Not all those who Wanda are lost."
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96. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike Peters' Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-05-30 |
| Image Number: |
4056 |
| Caption: |
Your Honor, my clients refuse to remove their masks for an I.D. photo. ACLU. |
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97. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-02-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-02-21 |
| Image Number: |
154820 |
| Caption: |
Your honor, I want to assure the court that my client is not a flight risk.
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98. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-02-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-02-15 |
| Image Number: |
153763 |
| Caption: |
Your honor, I move for dismissal of all charges on the grounds that my client has an incompetent lawyer. However, if this tactic works, that makes me an excellent lawyer, which kills my argument, which loses the case, which renews my argument, which … Uh ... 15-minute recess while my head explodes.
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99. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Lisa Benson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Lisa Benson's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-02-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-02-09 |
| Image Number: |
154506 |
| Caption: |
They're not honoring the agreement so I put them on notice. Who, Iran? No … Nordstrom. Ivanka Brand.
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100. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-27 |
| Image Number: |
152921 |
| Caption: |
I prefer not to think of my client's testimony as false, your honor. Let's just say it's … truth-adjacent.
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