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Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Toomey |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Sherman's Lagoon |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-21 |
Image Number: |
170333 |
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Eddie, you should come back home with us. Why? We'll help you train. Help you reach your dream. My dream is to be on the Olympic swim team. Or possibly the diving team. Now that's a cannonball I want to see. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-20 |
Image Number: |
170590 |
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Scratch itch itch. Scratch itch itch. Promise you'll give them a good home?!!
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Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-19 |
Image Number: |
170353 |
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I'm home, Jeremy! Welcome back, Dad. Guatemala was great! Beautiful country, friendly people, amazing food... Tell me all about it. Well, Quetzaltenango sits at about 7,600 feet above sea. I meant about the food. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-09-07 |
Image Number: |
20483 |
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…And although I wouldn't classify them as "intelligent", they seem to have exceptionally high self-esteem… American Princess. Work is for people who don't know how to fish. Keep honk. Donuts |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Nick Anderson |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Nick Anderson's Editorial Cartoons |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-09-09 |
Image Number: |
26621 |
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Wow ... What kept the foundation from buckling? Housing market. Taxpayer. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-16 |
Image Number: |
170343 |
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This is just great! We're trapped inside a museum! The door alarms are set!! Our phone is dead! What do we do?! We could dig our way out using my exquisite King Tut souvenir bottle openers. Gift shop. Then you could run home and bring back the phone charger so we can call - What's wrong? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Chris Browne |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Hagar The Horrible |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-15 |
Image Number: |
170029 |
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Did you take your medicine? Yes. Did you walk the dog? Did you lock the door? Do you hear yourself? That's fear and mistrust talking! I refuse to live in fear! So you'll blindly trust that bad people won't enter an unlocked door? No … I trust they'll be sorry if they do!
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Cartoonist(s): |
Kieran Meehan |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pros & Cons |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-15 |
Image Number: |
170058 |
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Do you exercise much, Samuel? I walk. To and from your car? You could say that … I drive to the gym, walk 5 miles on a treadmill, then drive home again. Why not leave the car, walk to and home from the gym, and skip the treadmill entirely? You mean wander around like some aimless hobo?
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2006-12-30 |
Image Number: |
16805 |
Caption: |
Let us go to the land of no consequences… a.k.a. my house. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-13 |
Image Number: |
170130 |
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What kind of music is this, mom? Cool oldies. But she's not cool. She is an oldie, though. True … We decided you can keep listening. And I've decided you're walking the rest of the way home.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-11 |
Image Number: |
170411 |
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Maybe you'd understand owning a gun if you were a single female living alone. Wait … are you trying to tell me you own a gun, Susan? Remember how I was walking home six year ago, and a guy stepped out of a dark alley, dragged me into it, and got the better of me? What? Oh my god, I don't remember that at all! That's 'cause it didn't happen. Because I was armed and he ran away. What else could've made him do that? A taser ... pepper spray ... souvenir nunchucks from Panda Express ... the list is endless.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-11 |
Image Number: |
170358 |
Caption: |
Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie: My name is Morgan Peterson and I work with the finance house here in the Netherlands. Our late client, Mr. Williams, bequeathed his entire $650,000,000 estate to you. He was a big fan of your show. Anyway, so that the funds can be transferred to you, all I need is your bank account number and password, your social security number, name, address, phone number, birthdate, and the times when you are away from home. There is no risk to you. Sincerely, Morgan Peterson. I will hunt you and your family to the ends of the earth and squeeze you all to death with my bare armpit. I mean ... thank you for writing. Ask Sadie at asksadie@rudypark.com.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
King Baloo |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-10 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-01-01 |
Image Number: |
1320 |
Caption: |
Don't bother Daddy. His teleprompter ran backwards today. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-06 |
Image Number: |
170116 |
Caption: |
Prehistoric Stress. I hunt and I gather but I still can't pay my mortgage. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-03 |
Image Number: |
170047 |
Caption: |
Ow! What did you do? I was clipping my toenails and I somehow snipped my pinkie toe by mistake. Oh no! How bad is it? Uh … somewhere between not bad and take me home, lord.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Jeff Danziger |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons |
Viewable Date: |
2018-04-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-03 |
Image Number: |
170256 |
Caption: |
Trump Plans to Privatize Much of the VA. Welcome home, soldier … Department of Veterans Affairs. Politics. Greed. Privatization.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Nick Anderson |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Nick Anderson's Editorial Cartoons |
Viewable Date: |
2018-03-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-03-26 |
Image Number: |
22584 |
Caption: |
Housing Market. I wish I had noticed the window treatments before I bought. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Steve Kelley's Editorial Cartoons |
Viewable Date: |
2018-03-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-09-28 |
Image Number: |
18757 |
Caption: |
Sometimes I'd like to sell my house and become a circus trapeze artist or an Olympic pole vaulter! Mortgage Crunch. Good luck selling your house. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2018-03-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-27 |
Image Number: |
169756 |
Caption: |
I think it was very compassionate of you to adopt a deaf dog, Emily. A lot of people wouldn't want to give a home to a dog that can't hear. Well, there are some negatives. He wouldn't make a good watch dog, for example. On the plus side, you can sneak into the house with an armload of groceries and unload them before he knews you're home.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Alex Hallatt |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Arctic Circle |
Viewable Date: |
2018-03-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-27 |
Image Number: |
169692 |
Caption: |
Oscar, what are you doing? I'm cleaning using cupboard ingredients. Was one of them salt, perchance?
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