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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-24 |
| Image Number: |
162467 |
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Jeremy! What? Where are you? Out here. Where's here?? I'm watching tv. No, you're not! The televisions isn't even on! Ha! Ha! Who watched tv on a television anymore? I'm deciding whether to downsize our home or throttle our teenager. Do we have to choose?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-23 |
| Image Number: |
162379 |
| Caption: |
Wouldn't you actually have to leave the yard to say you're trekking?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Kieran Meehan |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pros & Cons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-20 |
| Image Number: |
162732 |
| Caption: |
I don't expect Judge Jeffries to grant bail. Why not? Two reasons … 1. You have no fixed abode. I have a fixed abode in Mexico. That's the second reason.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-19 |
| Image Number: |
162849 |
| Caption: |
When my little boy got home from day care and found out I'd sold the microwave, he started sobbing. Dr. Noodle. He asked who bought it. I said "a neighbor." He whimpered and blubbered "But I don't want the neighbor to have it! I want us to have it!" M.A ... I tried to make him feel better by telling him it's best not to have one anyway, because all microwaves leak radiation and that can cause cancer ... and that's when your son accused you of trying to murder your neighbor? I never realized how horrible a person I was until my son started asking questions.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-17 |
| Image Number: |
162138 |
| Caption: |
Bigfoot returns home for a family reunion. Well, if it isn't Mr. Famous.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Clay Bennett |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Clay Bennett's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-15 |
| Image Number: |
162996 |
| Caption: |
10:08. Friday, September 15. Facebook. You have received a comrade request. Press home to open.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-14 |
| Image Number: |
161883 |
| Caption: |
Body art? Awesome!! Cool, Tara! We'll pick you up! Body Art Expo. Psh. Of course Tara would want to go. What a giant waste of time. I have way better things to do.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Branch |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
John Branch's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-13 |
| Image Number: |
162828 |
| Caption: |
Did I mention there's a great view of the reservoir? For sale.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chris Browne |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Hagar The Horrible |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-13 |
| Image Number: |
162404 |
| Caption: |
It's getting late … Miss, may I walk you home? Sure! Is your place near? Help!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-13 |
| Image Number: |
162398 |
| Caption: |
We should paint the baseboards … They look worn. Great idea … How about white, like it is now, just to freshen things up? Okay. So, do we want ivory, moon glow, arctic ice or snowy egret? Um … Do they have white. Our choices for the finish are flat, eggshell, satin, semi-gloss or gloss. On second thought, the scuff marks add character.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Signe Wilkinson's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-13 |
| Image Number: |
162791 |
| Caption: |
Ready as soon as the floodplain dries! Overbuilding, inc. Coming soon. New homes.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-08 |
| Image Number: |
162358 |
| Caption: |
Oh, yes, the place is haunted. But in a mobile home, you tend to ignore it pretty quickly.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-04 |
| Image Number: |
162342 |
| Caption: |
Hello, momma. You've reached the home of Lemont Brown. I can't come to the phone right now because I let myself in, and I'm standing right behind you with a big bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates, all for you … unless I got stuck in traffic, in which case forget you heard this. Beep.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-03 |
| Image Number: |
161568 |
| Caption: |
How was your day, Zoe? Fantastic! Unless you count the part where mom caught me sneaking ice cream bars out of the freezer. Which was my stupid brother's idea, anyway! Mom put me in my room for a whole hour! But while I was in there, I got some hilarious texts! And then you came home. Where have you been? Out at the mood swings.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-31 |
| Image Number: |
162102 |
| Caption: |
Hey Darlene, have you ever sued anyone for libel? Not yet. But it is on my bucket list. I've scheduled if for January 19th, 2032. Right after "visit Machu Picchu" and right before "renovate and flip a house." I firmly believe in planning ahead. I've got everything mapped out. Go ahead, try me. March 1st, 2075. Reincarnate as a level-24 mature soul.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Toomey |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Sherman's Lagoon |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-31 |
| Image Number: |
161932 |
| Caption: |
Why did you bring me here? For sale. I need you to go in there and check the place for something. Okey doke. What exactly? Get farther in and I'll tell you. For sale. It's a monster. Aaugh! Sale.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Signe Wilkinson's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-30 |
| Image Number: |
162272 |
| Caption: |
Houston. Black Lives Matter. Dump Trump. Texas Independence. Secede! I (heart) the Donald. Hate has no home here. White lives … Love Trumps Hate.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-27 |
| Image Number: |
161440 |
| Caption: |
Joules, tell me what you think of my revolutionary new tooth pain remedy. 1. The patient's wife opens the door to the medicine cabinet, turning the water on in the bathtub. Squeak. 2. The water overflows and drips down into the light fixture below. 3. Laden with water the light falls down on the cat's tail. 4. The terrified cat causes the patient to spill hot tea in his lap. 5. At that moment the tooth pain miraculously disappears. Nice. Side effects may include thousands of dollars in home repairs. Claude. Owww.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jeff Danziger |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-25 |
| Image Number: |
162078 |
| Caption: |
The War Comes Home. So Ed know this guy whose father works with a woman whose son is married to a woman whose brother is like in the army and might be sent over to like Afghanistan. Whatever … He's really worried.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Toomey |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Sherman's Lagoon |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-22 |
| Image Number: |
161655 |
| Caption: |
I'm thinking of signing up little Robbie. You should! Brats Academy. Your brochure says you provide a "home-like" environment. Yep. Why are there pizza boxes all over the floor? Have you ever seen my home?
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