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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-10-13 home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-10-13 Pub. Date: 2019-10-13
Image Number: 179831
Caption: Mort, I seek your counsel with a political question. Zoinks. Should this country's health care system permit easier access to birth control? Hmm. Before I give you a long-winded, six-part answer, let me first compliment you - of all people - on caring enough to ask about these complex issues. Thank you. It is so complex. When people have babies, they get exhausted and they need more coffee. But they also tend to stay at home so they may make their own coffee and not buy it from me. If you got some chick preggers, would you buy more of my java? Part one: You're a cheat @#$%!
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-09-22 home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-09-22 Pub. Date: 2019-09-22
Image Number: 179526
Caption: Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, when are you going to spend a few bucks and get a read hairdo? That sorry hairdo you sport makes you look like an exotic parrot. You look like you should be sitting on a pirate's shoulder. - Redheadboy. My initial response might sound like a non sequitor: During the Hoover years, I dated someone in the FBI. I've continued my ties with the agency. I mentioned this insulting @#$% letter to my contact there and: What do you know?! He was able to find me the home address of the author, redheadboy ... Bring him out! Hello, redheadboy. How do you like my haircut from this angle?! Keep those letter coming. all opinions welcome. Mmph.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-11-08 home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-11-08 Pub. Date: 2018-11-08
Image Number: 174830
Caption: … and we have to do a half an hour of reading every night. Myles, can I ask you a question? What's really bugging you? Is it just the move to the 3rd grade? Everything okay at home? Parents fighting? Are you worried they'll lose their jobs or that someday you'll be saddled with debt, or that iPhone coverage will remain spotty? Huh? Are mom and dad okay? Are they losing their jobs?! You're missing the point. iPhone coverage is not improving!
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-09-09 home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-09-09 Pub. Date: 2018-09-09
Image Number: 173794
Caption: Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, what is the best way to apologize to my wife after I do something stupid? - Wayne, stumped in Utah* *(Actual reader letter.) Thanks for the dumb question, Wayne. There is only one obvious way to apologize after you do something stupid. Flowers. Attack! Tell your wife it's not you that is stupid, but the rules. Then blame your in-laws. Then accuse your wife of cheating with a local elected official. I don't understan ... Finally, make sure to videotape everything and send it to me. Address it to me care of: Sadie Cohen's Friday Night Home Entertainment Video Collection. who can I help next? Eat your heart out, Netflix. Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-31 home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-31 Pub. Date: 2018-08-31
Image Number: 173799
Caption: Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What is the right age to start dating? CA girl. Actual reader letter. Terrific question. They right age is 74. That's when a girl is finally mature enough to make smart decisions. My motto: It's too soon for adventures if you're not wearing dentures. So you 60-year-olds go home and do some more ripening!!! I do not get paid enough. Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-30 home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-30 Pub. Date: 2018-05-30
Image Number: 171959
Caption: I've been playing around with deep fake technology. I took photos of everyone who ever bullied me … and I mapped them onto the little Sims in Simcity. Well, that's only the second most disturbing thing I've heard people doing with that tech. Every time they try to go home, I demolish their homes. Then they drive around in circles wondering what happened. HOJ. You don't think that's strange, do you? I don't judge.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-04-11 home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-04-11 Pub. Date: 2018-04-11
Image Number: 170358
Caption: Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie: My name is Morgan Peterson and I work with the finance house here in the Netherlands. Our late client, Mr. Williams, bequeathed his entire $650,000,000 estate to you. He was a big fan of your show. Anyway, so that the funds can be transferred to you, all I need is your bank account number and password, your social security number, name, address, phone number, birthdate, and the times when you are away from home. There is no risk to you. Sincerely, Morgan Peterson. I will hunt you and your family to the ends of the earth and squeeze you all to death with my bare armpit. I mean ... thank you for writing. Ask Sadie at asksadie@rudypark.com.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-11-04 home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-11-04 Pub. Date: 2017-11-04
Image Number: 164426
Caption: Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-10-29 home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-10-29 Pub. Date: 2017-10-29
Image Number: 163866
Caption: I recently read "The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up." It's changed my life, minion. Pay attention. May involve me. The reason a lot of us never have a truly clean house is, we settle. Settlers. Pilgrims. Turkey. Our clothes, for instance. Out closets are full of stuff we're just ok with. What should we do is take everything out, lay it all on the bed, go through it ... and anything we have to think about keeping, we toss. Floss. The only things you should keep in your closet are the ones that immediately fill you with joy. Almond Joy. Joy Behar. The human mind is much like a closet. To be truly happy, we must eliminate any unnecessary thoughts that don't bring us joy. I meditate every morning to ensure all my thoughts are profitable. It's important to focus. My next car might be a yellow Ford Focus.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-08-31 home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-08-31 Pub. Date: 2017-08-31
Image Number: 162102
Caption: Hey Darlene, have you ever sued anyone for libel? Not yet. But it is on my bucket list. I've scheduled if for January 19th, 2032. Right after "visit Machu Picchu" and right before "renovate and flip a house." I firmly believe in planning ahead. I've got everything mapped out. Go ahead, try me. March 1st, 2075. Reincarnate as a level-24 mature soul.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-08-21 home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-08-21 Pub. Date: 2017-08-21
Image Number: 161806
Caption: I'll have a triple-vanilla white mocha and a powdered donut. Also, a Tiki torch. A Tiki torch? Home Depot refused to sell me one for some reason. Then they said "get out." Why would they do that? I don't know. Probably because I was wearing my sheet. But I thought "better safe than sorry." Oh ... Wait, what? At the Charlottesville Klan rally, those guys didn't wear theirs, and plenty of them lost their jobs 'cause of that. Get out.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-07-09 home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-07-09 Pub. Date: 2017-07-09
Image Number: 159560
Caption: Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Send your questions to asksadie@rudypark.com. Hello handsome Sadie, It's Timona here greeting you from Kiev, Ukraine. Yeah we are in great political turmoil right now, but I will let you in on a secret since we are old friends. Now is the best time for to invest in the Ukraine real estate. In 2005, for inspect, a 71 sq. meter abode sold for $7,500 US Dollars. Today it sell for at only $1,100 US Dollars. Lovely school for to nearby, as well as charming Mall within walking distance with has all the conveniences. Keep this amazing opportunity quiet. I only tell YOU because of that time we made that amazing connection. You friend, Timona. Click here for to house buy. Excellent questions. I get letters like this all the time ever since I publicly announced my email address. It reminds me of the time I hired a 17-year-old nerd to track down a spammer's true IP address, name, birthdate, physical address, and bank account number ... and shipped the spammer two tons of manure purchased with his entire life savings. It cost me a vinyl record, a Mountain Dew and a crate of Cheetos, but it was worth it. Ask Sadie a question (but be careful) at asksadie@rudypark.com.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-06-15 home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-06-15 Pub. Date: 2017-06-15
Image Number: 159166
Caption: Why are you darker than I am? I can't tell you till You're older. Why not? Because that's a $45 question. And children don't generally have $45. You might be interested in my answer to "what's your name?" That's only a $12 question. I might have $45 in birthday money at home. I was just kidding, child. It's actually $55.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-06-13 home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-06-13 Pub. Date: 2017-06-13
Image Number: 159164
Caption: People see me as a heartless, miserly man whose pursuit of money leaves him with no room for personal relationships. It's taken me a long time to cultivate that image, Randy. But sometimes, when I'm home alone in the cold of the night, I long to feel a warm, comforting body beside me. That's why I've started warming my life-size doll made of $20 bills in the microwave. Is that weird? To each his own.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-05-12 home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-05-12 Pub. Date: 2017-05-12
Image Number: 157823
Caption: Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Sandwiches. Specifically, we'll talk about how single-payer health care would put tons of spending money into the hands of the "sandwich generations." They'd pay a little more in taxes, but they wouldn't have to go deep into debt to be able to put their elderly parents in nursing homes. They could buy products and take vacations and put their sniveling brats through college, and still put the old folks in a nice, safe facility. Which is why we must defeat single-payer whenever it rears its ugly head! (#I'm-not-going-anywhere-you-ungrateful-twerps!)
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-04-22 home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-04-22 Pub. Date: 2017-04-22
Image Number: 157029
Caption: Boss, there hasn't been a single customer all day. It's almost midnight. Mind if I just close up and go home? Only if you don't mind me not paying you for this last global hour. I don't mind if … wait … what does "global hour" mean? I won't pay you for the 11pm hour every time zone on earth experienced. "Global hour" is not a term! ... I think.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-04-02 home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-04-02 Pub. Date: 2017-04-02
Image Number: 155501
Caption: I have a date tonight. She's coming over. I need to get home and clean it all up. Not so fast, little buddy. Cleaning is a delicate art. Clean too little, and she thinks you're a slob. Clean too much, and she thinks you're hiding something. It's almost as if you haven't read chapter 7 of the manual. What manual? "Mancleaning: By Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." You wrote a whole book about cleaning? It's the follow-up to "How to Reach the Tenth Level of Passion by Feng Shui-ing Your Dust Bunnies." It's all part of my best-selling "MAN-ual" series.
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-01-27 home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-01-27 Pub. Date: 2017-01-27
Image Number: 153711
Caption: What's your question for "Ask Sadie"? I'm trying to buy a house, but my lender is dragging its feet. Lender? Lender?! Stop begging for handouts! Do what we did in the old days … scrimp and save and buy a house for cash. And if you can't then you move somewhere cheaper. And if there is nowhere cheaper, start a rumor of a nearby toxic waste dump and MAKE IT cheaper. Yes, ma'am.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-01-04 home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-01-04 Pub. Date: 2017-01-04
Image Number: 152863
Caption: All I said was, thanks to Sadie, I know what's wrong with the Middle East. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. It's the birthplace of civilization. It's the dysfunctional family home from whence we all came. It's ruled by a stubborn and cranky old know-it-all mother with a superiority complex. She never changes, which is why the kids, once they came of age, got the heck outta there and only come by once in a while to referee her arguments with dad and make sure they're still in her will ... and for some reason, that upset her. This means jihad.
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-11-08 home 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-11-08 Pub. Date: 2016-11-08
Image Number: 150761
Caption: I'm surprised you're not out yelling "go vote!" at people through your bullhorn, Mort. I don't want to risk it. People are so fed up with this horrible, awful, disgusting election … I worry that one more mention of it could backfire and cause the entire township to just stay home and sleep. You sure it's not 'cause of all the "Trump" yard signs around here? Nonsense. I just think this year, nobody really needs a reminder.
     
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