In 3 miles turn left on Potty Mouth Parkway. In a quarter mile turn right on Eternal Darnation Way. Merge onto Cheeze 'n' Crackers Bypass. In 4 miles turn right on Shut the Front Door Beltway. Take What the Fudge Overpass and follow Bull Hockey Turnpike. The destination is on your right. You missed the #$%%!! turn ... Highway to Heck.