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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-10-01 high school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-10-01 Pub. Date: 2018-10-01
Image Number: 174346
Caption: High School Slang with Brett Kavanaugh. Judge Kavanaugh, what does boof mean? Flatulence, of course. And Beach Week Ralph Club? I get sick from spicy food. Let's try a few more. What a woman's rack? It's the shelf where she keep her spelling bee trophies. A nice rack should be respected! Hmmm, I see. How about blowjob? It's when you and a girl blow the little fluffy things off dandelions together. I like blowjobs! Don't you? Uh ... wasted? Time not spend in church on Sunday. Gang bang? A group belch. Teenage boys do it. Sorry, this sounds like B.S. I'm afraid I don't know that term.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-03-19 high school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-03-19 Pub. Date: 2018-03-19
Image Number: 169848
Caption: Assault on Reason. Some argue that the students protesting school shootings just don't appreciate gun culture. If these kids did some target practice, they'd see that guns aren't scary. They're like warm, fuzzy puppies that bullets come out of! Never mind that the students aren't against guns used for hunting or sport. Look, we're just trying to keep mass slaughter machines out of the hands of people who only recently stopped eating their own boogers. Never again. Protect kids. Then there's the you can't criticize guns unless you're a gun expert lines. Oh hey, that's a Bushmaster AR-15 with 100-round dual drums.Can I live now? Yes, if everyone just understood guns, mass shootings would no longer be a problem. Pow pow pow. Hello! I like hunting and - ack!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-02-19 high school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-02-19 Pub. Date: 2018-02-19
Image Number: 168818
Caption: School of Glock. Howdy! It seems people are blaming a mass shooting on the poor AR-15 again! Rather than ban these beautiful, rapid-fire freedom sticks, we have a more practical idea. NRA. Guns in school are good. Even better: Schools in guns! Introducing ... The Safe School of the Future. Heston Elementary. Home of the Hot Shots. Under the protective gaze of a warhead-sized bullet, these students enjoy peace through superior firepower. Now that's a high-caliber education! It's so brilliant, we're designing whole cities this way! Uzi Tower, anyone? Can I have my campaign donation now? City of Tomorrow.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-06-20 high school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-06-20 Pub. Date: 2016-06-20
Image Number: 145091
Caption: A Stanford student-athlete convicted of sexual assault blames "binge drinking." Dude, I got so wasted last night, I diddled and dry-humped an unconscious girl behind a dumpster. Happens to me all the time, bro. A judge let him off easy, citing concern for his future. As for less upwardly-mobile rapists ... I see you're a high school dropout who can't catch a football. They say orange is the new black. This guy can get a harsh sentence just for being in the vicinity. Just going to buy some milk Nano-Mart. Confused? Talk to your lawyer about the justice plan that's right for you. Predator Pass. Platinum. Tucker Huntley. I'm pre-approved for three assaults a year!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-01-06 high school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-01-07 Pub. Date: 2014-01-06
Image Number: 106077
Caption: Everyone's talking about marijuana legalization. It's time to … know your potheads. The pundit who did it in school and is above it now. Ho ho, silly old me! The Ron Paul fan. End the drug war! … and the FED! … and the Civil Rights Act! The medically-licensed. Booyah! The N.O.R.M.L. normal. Come with me to Amsterdam tonight on PBS! The incarcerated. Oddly enough, not white. Sigh.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-01-14 high school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-01-15 Pub. Date: 2013-01-14
Image Number: 92395
Caption: Bright Ideas from Wayne LaPierre. I'm from the NRA and I'm here to help! Call me crazy, but I've got another idea that just might work! "First, let's find all the lonely, disturbed teens out there and arm them." Hey kid, aren't you sick of all the wedgies, swirlies and insults? Have a Bushmaster! "Won't be long until mass carnage is the NORM." And today there were shootings at McKinley High, Central Middle School and Watkins Prep. News 7. Up next: weather! "The bad guys won't be so special anymore." I just shot 20 people, and I can't get my manifesto published ANYWHERE! Whatever. Pass the nuts. "Until one day, NOT blowing away a crowd makes headlines." Herald-Press Tribune. MAN HOLDS FIRE. "He always seemed like such a violent boy." -Neighbor. "And the shooting spree fad will end." I'd kill my classmates, but that would be SO 2013. You're welcome!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-05-21 high school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-05-21 Pub. Date: 2012-05-21
Image Number: 86659
Caption: THE NINE ZEROS CLUB. Welcome, newly-minted Facebook billionaires! We've been expecting you. Let me show you around. The 000,000,000 Club. This is our superpac control room. From our state-of-the-art plutocracy panel, you can buy TV ads smearing the politician of your choice with the push of a button! Why does Senator Buford pal around with METH WHORES? ... And you'll love our BESEECHING ROOM, where charities can come to beg for your kindness! There's a young tech mogul on the throne right now! For you: $100 million. For you: NOTHING! ... And if you need to leave the country for tax purposes, we have plenty of OVERSEAS OFFICES! Not bad perks for creating a website that lets people pretend they're in high school again!
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-11-30 high school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-11-30 Pub. Date: 2011-11-30
Image Number: 89007
Caption: Slowpoke. Starve the Beast. Hey, American consumers! Did you know your hard-earned dollars are funding corporate waste? They are? CEOs now make 343 times the average worker. Doesn't sound very lean, mean, and efficient to me! Drawn to scale. CEO toe. Worker. Expense accounts! Private jets! First-class travel! High-priced motivational speakers! Corporate retreats! All of it thick slabs of pork paid for by you! Funny how I don't bump into any schoolteachers here ... Time to trim the fat, don't you think? As I like to say, I don't want to abolish bloated, corrupt corporations ... I just want to shrink them down to the size where I can drown them in the bathtub.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-01-01 high school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-01-01 Pub. Date: 2009-01-01
Image Number: 86606
Caption: Slowpoke. Everybody Loves Bipartisanship! I hate everything you stand for. But let's work together! Likewise, old chap, we must put aside our differences for the good of the nation! Hear, hear! Done and done! YAY! Yes, the magic of bipartisanship holds the answers to America's problems, past and present! Segregation. I say integrate. Separate forever! Bipartisan Solution: Black schools are moved 100 feet closer to white schools. East Caucasian High 3 Miles This Way. It's the start of a new era! Fair Pay! Equal pay for equal work! Women earn what they deserve! Bipartisan Solution: Women paid less than their male peers are eligible for coupons for the difference, redeemable in aprons and rolling pins. Food Safety. Regulate the food industry better! Let 'em fix themselves! Bipartisan Solution: Companies may kill up to five children before the government steps in. Toxic peanut butter bar. Now let's try it for global warming and the economy!
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 high school 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 92670
Caption: Slowpoke. Leave Your Child Behind. Hey, parents! Are you concerned that your child will grow up to be an intellectual elite? "Then urge your school district to adopt the Leave Your Child Behind curriculum! There's no fancy book-learning … Except for literal reading of the Good Book." NASA research proves that the sun really stood still in the sky!* *Actual lesson being taught in 300+ school districts. "High-falutin' critical thinking is discouraged, as students are told everything they need to know. European settlers in America liberated the Indians! But I heard ... You heard WRONG! 3x4=34. "We've also retooled the traditional grading system." Oh no! I got an "Arrogant!" I got a Freedom-plus!" "In the end, all of our graduates receive social DUH-grees!" Congratulations, young lady! Aren't you glad you decided against that career in science? Duhhhh ... Enroll your child today ... Because freedumb is on the march! Duh ... Duh ... Duh ... Duh ...
     
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