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1. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-05-24 hide 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-05-24 Pub. Date: 2018-05-24
Image Number: 171932
Caption: In Spygate you can't be too careful. Pence? You? Just checking. All clear. We'll see what happens.
     
2. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-12-06 hide 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-12-06 Pub. Date: 2017-12-06
Image Number: 165977
Caption: The Tragedy of MacTrump. Pence: Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd … that doesn't sound good. McConnell: In the poisoned entrails throw … Eeyew … Ryan: Eye of newt, toe of frog … Newt? Well, I guess … I'm scared, Donald … Don't worry, you're still first lady. MacBeth in Russian. Screws. Lies. Special breaks. Hidden deals. Favors. Rotten politics. Insider trades. Deals. GOP tax bill.
     
3. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-06-09 hide 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-06-09 Pub. Date: 2017-06-09
Image Number: 159314
Caption: In New York, Construction Workers Remember. Yeah, he said, listen when the freakin' inspector comes around, you all like play dumb and hide the leaks and the cheap wiring. And get them Poles and Mexicans outta sight. Just tell the inspectors nudge-nudge, wink-wink, and like that. Give them my special number, one eight hundred law-schmaw ... That was the Trump job ... Sandwiches. Soda. Hot coff ... We have Kushner's Kosher Franks. Coffee. 1 egg on toast. 2 egg on toast. Toast. Toast on toast. Egg. Egg on egg. Egg on face. Hot dog! Yippee! Wow! Honda.
     
4. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 hide 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
     
5. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-01-18 hide 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-01-18 Pub. Date: 2017-01-18
Image Number: 153620
Caption: Former British Spy Who Wrote the Dossier on Trump and the Russians Has Gone into Hiding in Fear for His Life. Excuse me squire, are you Christopher Steele who wrote that thing about Trump and the Russians, and is now in hiding in fear for his life? 'Cause if you are the wife and I would like to buy you a drink. Keep Clam (wot?)
     
6. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-04-08 hide 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-04-08 Pub. Date: 2016-04-08
Image Number: 141789
Caption: Ms. Clinton and her Teacup Blankfein. Now, Lloyd, Mama may not be able to take you for walks until after the election. Wall St.
     
7. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-11-11 hide 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-11-11 Pub. Date: 2015-11-11
Image Number: 135236
Caption: Operation Trumpback!* All right all you Mexicaners! Get your stuff and get out! We're kicking you out! All you rapists and drug dealers! You can run but you can't hide! It's all over! I like Ike! Remember? *Amazingly, the program to kick out Mexican workers in the 1950's under the Eisenhower administration, was called officially "Operation Wetback."
     
8. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-12-16 hide 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-12-16 Pub. Date: 2014-12-16
Image Number: 121637
Caption: Bad bankers, pulled over by Elizabeth Warren, try to hide Hillary Clinton under the back seat.
     
9. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-09-09 hide 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-09-09 Pub. Date: 2014-09-09
Image Number: 116370
Caption: Brave Little Saudi Boys. Now all you American boys must be wondering why you have to go and fight in the Mideast … and save us Saudis. And wondering why we Saudis just stand around doing nothing - or hide out in Paris. Well, it's because you need the money ... and we don't. it is the will of Allah ... Inshallah! If Allah wanted us to fight ... he would have given us some guts. Not just money.
     
10. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-02-16 hide 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-02-16 Pub. Date: 2014-02-16
Image Number: 107845
Caption: NJ politics.
     
11. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-06-12 hide 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-06-12 Pub. Date: 2013-06-12
Image Number: 98136
Caption: The NSA Has Located Edward Snowden. Or Not. Secret spy phone disguised as shoe. We've found him? Hiding in Hong Kong? Hah! We'll send over a drone and blow him away. Thought he could fool the greatest spy agency in the world? Wise guy … We'll blow him to bits. And anybody who tried to shield him! What? What? He's actually in Kong Hong. Computer error. But we got Hong Kong.
     
12. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-05-22 hide 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-05-22 Pub. Date: 2013-05-22
Image Number: 97355
Caption: Want to Dodge US Taxes? See the Good Old Honest Irish Government. Double or nothin' for your hat? Apple. Irish rules. Ask me about a nice safe place to hide yer money. Sure and they'll never find you here! Tim Cook.
     
13. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-03-12 hide 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-03-12 Pub. Date: 2013-03-12
Image Number: 96037
Caption: Where's Ashley Judd? Kentucky? Tennessee? Mitch McConnell Wants to Know.
     
14. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2012-12-19 hide 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-12-19 Pub. Date: 2012-12-19
Image Number: 91543
Caption: Mr. LaPierre, Laying Low. NRA. Wayne LaPierre, President.
     
15. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2010-10-12 hide 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-10-12 Pub. Date: 2010-10-12
Image Number: 53117
Caption: Meanwhile, trapped in cave-in somewhere near Washington. We're fine, Mr. President, we're all fine … No … No … Don't try to rescue us … No … Emphasize that! You wanna come over for Thanksgiving? Let me get back to you on that.
     
16. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2010-06-02 hide 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-06-02 Pub. Date: 2010-06-02
Image Number: 50475
Caption: Al Gore, Happy at Last. I just couldn't live with the lies, the hiding, the guilt …
     
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