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41. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-28 health insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-28 Pub. Date: 2011-04-28
Image Number: 60246
Caption: It's coming back to me slowly, Doc. I remember a pyramid that was not a pyramid, a kiss that was not a kiss, and a story without end. These are dreams you're talking about, Lemont. Not memory. DREAMS. I know the difference, Doctor. THESE ARE MEMORIES! THESE ... Just wondering, does my HMO pay for recovered memories? Or just dream analysis? Yeah, they cover memories too. Ok. (ahem ...) THESE ARE MEMORIES!
     
42. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-29 health insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-29 Pub. Date: 2010-11-29
Image Number: 54750
Caption: Meanwhile, across town … Democrats reduced taxes, but we still convinced most voters their taxes had actually gone UP. The nonpartisan GAO announced Health Care Reform would REDUCE the deficit, but we still convinced most voters it would INCREASE the deficit. We convinced unemployed people to vote for a party that blocked the extension of unemployment insurance. Fear, Inc. BONUSES FOR EVERYONE!!! Woohoo!!!
     
43. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-10-23 health insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-10-23 Pub. Date: 2010-10-23
Image Number: 53250
Caption: The holidays are just around the corner, and it's making me so @#$% depressed, Doc. The economy's so bad I had to lay off twelve elves … and now slave labor in Outsourcistan is picking up the slack. Couldn't afford to pay for their health insurance? Not just that. I'd slashed their pay already ... ... So they were going hungry. Started to look at Blitzen the wrong way.
     
44. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-02-24 health insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-02-24 Pub. Date: 2010-02-24
Image Number: 44347
Caption: The problem with you conservatives is you don't care about PEOPLE. All you care about are businesses. You love ginormous corporations like the HMOs. HMOs are leeches. We should get rid of them all. Then hundreds of thousands of people would lose their jobs. So?
     
45. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-28 health insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-28 Pub. Date: 2010-01-28
Image Number: 43364
Caption: Sunnyville Sanitarium. Now that you've accepted that the demons and vampires were all in your head, I'm giving you a clean bill of health, Lemont. That's a little joke I like to tell anyway, I'm afraid Dubble Cross wouldn't cover your stay here. $92,000?!?! Oh … my … heart! Does Dubble Cross cover heart attacks? Yes, they generally do. MY HEART!!!!
     
46. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-20 health insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-20 Pub. Date: 2010-01-20
Image Number: 43148
Caption: Who am I? Where I be at? Hmmm. As I feared, you have amnesia. You're in the hospital. You were badly beaten, but you're recovering. It'll be a long, hard slog. But with months of cognitive therapy, you will regain the use of your -- Doctor, his insurance says they won't cover this. You're fine. On your way, now. What kind of name is "now"?
     
47. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-12-28 health insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-12-28 Pub. Date: 2009-12-28
Image Number: 42482
Caption: What's more likely, Lemont? That you had a psychotic break and you're lying on a gurney in Sunnyville sanitarium, hallucinating? Or that you and your therapist are stuck in Mexico, where we were kidnapped, chased by wolves, had tea with the most brutal drug cartel boss in Juarez ... ... And now you're going to interview a demon called La Llorona who steals the souls of the city's children? You're right. That's absurd. My HMO would NEVER cover hallucinations.
     
48. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-12-19 health insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-12-19 Pub. Date: 2009-12-19
Image Number: 41950
Caption: In other news, the president is escalating the War in Afghanistan. This just in: thousands of Americans died this year for lack of health insurance. Zzzzz. In other news, Tiger Woods has SEX! Munch munch. Top story: thousands of Americans lost their jobs this month.
     
49. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-09-27 health insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-09-27 Pub. Date: 2009-09-27
Image Number: 38664
Caption: Random man on the street, explain to me why you think health care reform is "socialism." Simple, Bob. Anytime BIG GOVERNMENT steps in and keeps the free market from doing whatever the @#$% it wants to us, that's socialism. Like the other day, I was having a heart attack ... called 9-1-1. County wanted to send me an ambulance to take me to the nearest cardiac unit. That's socialism. No way do I want government deciding where I'm going to go. I see. Go on ... I called several different ambulance companies, said I wanna go to the best cardiac unit in America, and asked them to submit competitive bids. And then? I died before any of them got back to me, but at least it was MY CHOICE.
     
50. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-09-25 health insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-09-25 Pub. Date: 2009-09-25
Image Number: 38662
Caption: Are you the anti-universal health care protestor? I'm with Dubble Cross Health Insurance. We can't cover your accident. You'll have to vacate this bed. What? Why? You apparently neglected to mention a pre-existing condition: you once were wrenched from a tight space and a part of your body was severed, resulting in trauma. ... You mean I was BORN? In layman's terms. Well-played. I thought you'd like it. Here's your bill.
     
51. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-09-13 health insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-09-13 Pub. Date: 2009-09-13
Image Number: 38147
Caption: VH1 presents Where Are They Now? The Some-People Story: Part Two. The time was 2009, and the straw man called "some people" had hit rock bottom. I want to take your guns. Yawn. Nobody was paying attention and he collapsed in an orgy of booze-fueled self-pity. The former Titan of the false-argument industry tried to end it all. Eat me! Why won't you eat me?! Squawk? But there's a season for everything, and soon "some people's" fortunes were about to change. No, I don't know what you're talking about. Turn off that camera. Dubble Cross Health Insurance CEO. With a new name and a new purpose, he was back in the saddle again. Gimme your Grandma! I'm gonna kill her! I'm gonna kill her! AAAAAH!!! What else is on? I'm gonna use your tax dollars to pay for illegal immigrant's vaccinations! Oh dear God! NNOOO!!!
     
52. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-06-25 health insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-06-25 Pub. Date: 2009-06-25
Image Number: 35437
Caption: "In 1994, the HMOs aired a 'real' middle-class couple, Harry and Louise, talking about the Clinton Universal Healthcare Plan. Their fears convinced America the plan would lead to shoddy coverage, high taxes and global thermonuclear Armageddon. Then the '94 Harry and Louise disappeared ... ... but now, in our hour of need, they have returned to scare the spit out of us all over again!" When Harry and I were impaled by dolphin, our HMO said it was a pre-existing condition and refused to treat us. Stick to the script! So we died, is what I'm saying... I love my HMO. Government bad.
     
53. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-06-14 health insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-06-14 Pub. Date: 2009-06-14
Image Number: 35005
Caption: You've reached Dubble Cross Health Insurance. How may we hinder you? Hi, a few months back, I fell off a cliff. I had a panic attack afterward and was hospitalized. But it says here you're declining to cover it because it was a pre-existing condition. Let me look at your file, Mr. Brown. ...Ah, yes. It appears your panic attack was brought on by trauma related to your chronic gravititis. My chronic gravi-WHAT-is? That means you've got a history of being vulnerable to the pull of nearby celestial bodies such as the earth. That chronic affliction is why you fell off the cliff and had your panic attack. Is evil a pre-existing condition? No. read the fine print.
     
54. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-04-08 health insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-04-08 Pub. Date: 2009-04-08
Image Number: 31470
Caption: Listen, I've been paying Dubble Cross $250/month for your "100% emergency coverage plan"… … So that in the event I were to, let's say, fall off a cliff, you'd pay for the ambulance that saves my life. Sir, that's 100% of "allowable" charges. We don't cover extravagances. Extravagances?! If you'd like to upgrade to our premium membership, we'll cover luxuries like ambulances, bandages, oxygen...
     
55. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-04-07 health insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-04-07 Pub. Date: 2009-04-07
Image Number: 31469
Caption: Hello, you've reached Dubble Cross Health Insurance. Hi, I've fallen off a cliff. Before I call 911, I just want to make sure you're going to cover the ambulance charges. Of course! We will cover 100% (of whatever we decide to pay.) Great! Wait… What?
     
56. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-04-06 health insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-04-06 Pub. Date: 2009-04-06
Image Number: 31468
Caption: Answers.yahoo.com. Q: Does health insurance cover ambulance charges? A: Depends on fine print. Call insurance provider. Calling (555) 555-5359. Hello, you've reached Dubble Cross. Please hold for an agent. Ok.
     
57. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-26 health insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-26 Pub. Date: 2008-10-26
Image Number: 27604
Caption: Hello young, low-income, or minority voter. Don't forget to vote this Saturday. You mean TUESDAY. And remember, if you're a student and your parents claimed you as a dependent, you're ineligible to vote… Huh? That's a lie. …And if you do vote, you'll lose your financial aid and health insurance. You're crazy. If you haven't paid your taxes and you vote, you'll be audited. Ok, that's it. Get lost. SLAM! If you have a Spanish surname and you try to vote, you might be deported to Cuba. Millions of minorities, elderly, poor, and injured veterans have been accidentally electrocuted by voting machines. ...Just sayin'. I'M NOT LISTENING!
     
58. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-05-30 health insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-05-30 Pub. Date: 2008-05-30
Image Number: 23767
Caption: I still say "gay marriage must be stopped"… ..but my heart's not really in it anymore. It's almost as if I'm too busy worrying about the fact I'm losing my home, my job and my health insurance. When I said bring in your significant other, I meant your wife. It's like me and my boogeyman are just going through the motions. Y.M.C.A.!
     
59. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-05-25 health insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-05-25 Pub. Date: 2008-05-25
Image Number: 23641
Caption: I have no job. Obama's scary black reverend. I'm losing my home. Obama's scary black reverend. My wife found a lump, but we don't have health insurance. Obama's scary black reverend. I can't afford to feed my family. Obama's scary black reverend. An unnecessary war killed my little girl. Obama's scary black reverend. ...Obama's scary black reverend. You're very very concerned...
     
60. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-05-14 health insurance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-05-14 Pub. Date: 2008-05-14
Image Number: 23476
Caption: Whachoo mean my HMO won't cover this? Well, they read the police report… You apparently told an enormous thug: "Yo momma so fat that YOU fat 'cause you ate yo' fat momma." Then he sat on your leg. I'm not following. What do "stupidity is a pre-existing condition" mean?
     
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