I really admire you women! You have the power to bring new life into the world! There's a mother goddess in each one of you! Actually, I'm trying to get my tubes tied. But you still have that nurturing goddess energy! In only we men had your ability to nurture children! Actually, I hate children. And you women are so communicative! We man always try to compete when we talk but you women really listen! You know how to empathize! We men could learn. Would you shut up?! And you women are so peaceful! We men start wars, but you women have so much to teach us about non-violence. BLAM! Are you sure you're a woman? Yup.