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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-12-26 grateful 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-12-26 Pub. Date: 2017-12-26
Image Number: 166534
Caption: How come you ain't thanked me for your Christmas gift, Big L? Why would I thank you? You gift-wrapped $2 and gave it to me. And then not thirty seconds later, you borrowed $2 from me. I thought it was 'posed to be the thought that count. Well I think you thought wrong.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-22 grateful 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-22 Pub. Date: 2017-10-22
Image Number: 163428
Caption: Dear "Journalist," your latest article is highly offensive and fake. You attacked those of us who accuse black NFL players of being "ungrateful" when they protest state-sanctioned racism. You said WE were the ungrateful ones. You wrote "You should be grateful to the 'ungrateful black protestors' throughout history, who've always reminded us what this country is supposed to stand for. 'Ungrateful' protestors like Martin Luther King, Jr ... Like Muhammad Ali ... and like Crispus Attucks, the 'ungrateful' black guy whose 'ungrateful' protest in Boston led to him becoming the first man to die in the Revolutionary War." You've totally exaggerated the worth of those so-called "protestors." I'm supposed to think they're heroes just because they got SHOT? First of all, sir, Muhammad Ali never got sh -- Wait ... Donald Trump? Is this you? Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap. I like people who weren't shot.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-05-28 grateful 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-05-28 Pub. Date: 2017-05-28
Image Number: 157865
Caption: Sometimes I think you don't really like my mother. When I told you she's coming to stay with us for a month … you didn't say anything for five whole seconds. And then all you said was "ok." It would've been nice if you'd been enthusiastic and happy, and talked about all the fun things we'll do with her, and about how grateful you are she wants to spend time with us. I just don't relish the thought have having two people in our house who judge my every word. There you go with the five seconds again. You're such a jerk. Being single is underrated.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-03-03 grateful 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-03-03 Pub. Date: 2017-03-03
Image Number: 155070
Caption: Every single-parent feels this way, Lemont. When you look at your baby, you know everything he will one day be ultimately depends on you, and you alone … and every time someone else watches him, they're doing you a favor. So you feel pathetic … I was going to say I felt very grateful. Oh. Never mind, then. M.A.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-11-05 grateful 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-11-05 Pub. Date: 2016-11-05
Image Number: 150476
Caption: 1982. What are you gonna be in 2012? I've narrowed it down to two options. If we don't blow ourselves up, I'll be a cyborg captain of a starship, hunting for black holes I can use to travel back in time and capture dinosaurs. If we DO blow ourselves up, I'll wear leather pants and roam the radioactive wasteland fighting mutants in order to bring a bucket of water and a little bit of peace to grateful orphans. It's good you have something to fall back on. Momma said that's important.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-02-09 grateful 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-02-09 Pub. Date: 2016-02-09
Image Number: 138872
Caption: You ain't thanked me for watchin' your baby boy while you was on your date, Big L. Oh, I didn't? Maybe that's because I came home, he asked how my "booty call" went. Where would he learn such a phrase, Clyde? He's two! Most fellas woulda just turned on Sesame Street. I gave the boy vocabulary lessons. Not thanking you.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-05 grateful 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-05 Pub. Date: 2015-04-05
Image Number: 124640
Caption: Sometimes I think you don't really like my mother. When I told you she's coming to stay with us for a month … you didn't say anything for five whole seconds. And then all you said was "ok." It would've been nice if you'd been enthusiastic and happy, and talked about all the fun things we'll do with her, and about how grateful you are she wants to spend time with us. I just don't relish the thought of having two people in our house who judge my every word. There you go with the five seconds again. You're such a jerk. Being single is underrated.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-30 grateful 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-30 Pub. Date: 2015-01-30
Image Number: 121965
Caption: Every single-parent feels this way, Lemont. When you look at your baby, you know everything he will one day be ultimately depends on you, and you alone. And every time someone else watches him, they're doing you a favor. Do you feel pathetic. I was going to say I felt very grateful. Oh. Never mind, then.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-01-01 grateful 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-01-01 Pub. Date: 2014-01-01
Image Number: 105639
Caption: How's the resolution thing going? Still holding doors open for people behind you? Yeh, I was at Roscoe's Rib Shack … held the door open for an old man. Fool walked right through WITHOUT THANKING ME! Can you beleedat? Can I what? So then I had words with him. As soon as he agreed to be more courteous, I released him from the headlock. Wait ... what? (This cartoon originally published 2011-01-04).
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-23 grateful 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-23 Pub. Date: 2012-11-23
Image Number: 90135
Caption: I complained that I only had two nickels, until I saw a man with none. I complained that I was dressed in rags, until I saw a man with no pants. I complained that I hadn't eaten enough, until I saw a man with no food at all. I still think you should give that man back his nickels, his pants and his sandwich. serves him right for falling asleep.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-22 grateful 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-22 Pub. Date: 2012-11-22
Image Number: 90134
Caption: Why'd you just crack me over the head with a bottle? To prove that kindness exists. Without night, how would we recognize day? Without sickness, how would we appreciate health? Nothing can exist without it's opposite. Y'know, you CAN thank me.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-03 grateful 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-03 Pub. Date: 2011-12-03
Image Number: 73561
Caption: 1982. What are you gonna be in 2012? I've narrowed it down to two options. If we don't blow ourselves up, I'll be a cyborg captain of a starship, hunting for black holes I can use to travel back in time and capture dinosaurs. If we do blow ourselves up, I'll wear leather pants and roam the radioactive wasteland fighting mutants in order to bring a bucket of water and a little bit of peace to grateful orphans. It's good you have something to fall back on. Momma said that's important.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-04 grateful 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-04 Pub. Date: 2011-01-04
Image Number: 55832
Caption: How's the resolution thing going? Still holding doors open for people behind you? Yeh, I was at Roscoe's Rib Shack … held the door open for an old man. Fool walked right through WITHOUT THANKING ME! Can you beleedat? Can I what? So then I had words with him. As soon as he agreed to be more courteous, I released him from the headlock. Wait ... what?
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-11-01 grateful 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-11-01 Pub. Date: 2009-11-01
Image Number: 40338
Caption: Why am I so unhappy? I'm successful. I have great friends … I should be the happiest woman in the world. I mean, yeah, I'm seeing a guy who's controlling and manipulative, but I should at least be happy he's exciting. And no matter how hard I work, my parents are more proud of my sisters. But I should just be grateful they're still alive. No wonder you're unhappy. You're full of "should." "SHOULD"!!! Oh, then I shouldn't have done that. My bad.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-09-04 grateful 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-09-04 Pub. Date: 2008-09-04
Image Number: 26381
Caption: Dude, I don't think you know women as well as you think you do. I mean, I did everything you said, again. I implied she was getting old and fat so she'd become insecure… C-Dog's Incredibly bad advice 50¢. …And be so grateful for my presence that she'd do ANYTHING to keep me around. Didn't work. Did you remember to tell her how hot your last girlfriend was? D'oh!
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-07-12 grateful 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-07-12 Pub. Date: 2007-07-12
Image Number: 17867
Caption: The ghost of Supreme Court Justice Thurgood Marshall is haunting Clarence Thomas. Listen, Marshall, you oughta be grateful. What? We finished the job you started. You desegregated public schools, and we just helped resegregate them. What? No need to thank us.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-05-27 grateful 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-05-30 Pub. Date: 2007-05-27
Image Number: 17432
Caption: I wish I had a better parking space at my job. I wish my cubicle were bigger. I wish my job were more rewarding. Thank god I have a job.
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-07-28 grateful 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-07-28 Pub. Date: 2006-07-28
Image Number: 14287
Caption: Dear Capital Two Massacard- holder: Apply now for a third card! You've been PRE-APPROVED! Simply return this PRE-APPROVED application, and within two weeks, we'll reject you! It's our way of rubbing your horrible credit rating in your face and reminding you to be grateful we ever chose to do business with you to begin with. Remember, you have been PRE-APPROVED for this rejection! Lemont Brown
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-01-15 grateful 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-01-18 Pub. Date: 2006-01-15
Image Number: 12761
Caption: Lemont interviews someone at the White House for his latest blog entry. Plan A was to have grateful Iraqis greet us with flowers and candy. That didn't exactly go as we'd anticipated. But not to worry, we had a Plan B. Plan B was to torture Iraqi prisoners and scapegoat a few troops while creating conditions that would allow the growth of a violent insurgency bent on kicking us out of Iraq plunging the country into a grotesque bloody civil war that threatens to destroy everything our troops valiantly fought for. I liked it better when they lied ot me. Plan B is going quite well.
     
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