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1. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-08-13 friend 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-08-13 Pub. Date: 2019-08-13
Image Number: 179062
Caption: Fox and Friends. This is why there's a second amendment! You have to stop them! They're taking over the country! They're replacing our precious fluids! It's an invasion. Hey! Hi! Hillery did it! From top: Laura Ingraham, Sean Hannity, Lou Dobbs, Tucker Carlson, and eh ... somethingorother Doocy.
     
2. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-06-08 friend 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-06-08 Pub. Date: 2019-06-08
Image Number: 178064
Caption: Hope Hicks has to decide what the future holds. Obey the subpoena and answer questions, or obey the White House and refuse to talk. It's a simple choice, my dear, champagne and caviar with your new friend, Mr. Nadler … or a balogna sandwich on Riker's Island. Subpoena.
     
3. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-06-05 friend 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-06-05 Pub. Date: 2019-06-05
Image Number: 177976
Caption: Jared Meets with his Friend Mohammad Bin Salman. Not so close, Mohammad, you're getting blood on my Guccis. A million apologies, Effendi. I came directly from work.
     
4. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-05-02 friend 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-05-02 Pub. Date: 2019-05-02
Image Number: 177484
Caption: Saudi Prince Mohammad Bin Salman's Government Executes 37 in Mass Beheading. Ah, Jared, my favorite American friend. Please come to dinner. Give me a few minutes to clean up. Such a busy day …
     
5. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-04-12 friend 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-04-12 Pub. Date: 2019-04-12
Image Number: 177239
Caption: As they say around here: If you want a friend in Washington, get a toady. Barr. Mueller Report.
     
6. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-03-29 friend 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-03-29 Pub. Date: 2019-03-29
Image Number: 177056
Caption: Lindsey Graham Remembers. Yes, I knew John McCain. John McCain was a friend of mine. But - I'm no John McCain.
     
7. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-12-30 friend 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-12-30 Pub. Date: 2018-12-30
Image Number: 175702
Caption: Putin Introduces Mark Zuckerberg to Some of His Friends … and remember, friends, if you need anything you can always friend our friend on Facebook. I'll be your waiter … Any tovarish of Vladimir's is a tovarish of mine. I'm with vicious murdering dictator. Vodka. Stalin was right.
     
8. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-09-10 friend 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-09-10 Pub. Date: 2018-09-10
Image Number: 174031
Caption: Syria and Myanmar Military Compare Allies. I tell you, we never could have done this without our Russian friends … and our Chinese friends have been so helpful.
     
9. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-06-02 friend 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-06-02 Pub. Date: 2018-06-02
Image Number: 172115
Caption: Michael Cohen Threats. Hey, you creep. D'you know what I can do to you? Can ruing your life! I'll go after you until there's nothing left. You'll be in court as long as you live. Hah! You'll be a grease spot on the road. I'll destroy you. Your money will be gone! You'll have nothing. Your friends will desert you! Your reputation will be crap! You hear me, you creep? Eh ... Michael ... it's me.
     
10. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-01-05 friend 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-01-05 Pub. Date: 2018-01-05
Image Number: 167120
Caption: Senator Orrin Hatch Announces His Retirement. What am I going to do? Where am I going to find people to crap on? Where am I going to find powerful people to kiss up to? Where am I going to find corporations who will give me money to push laws they want, and to kill regulations they don't want? Where am I going to find judges who will suck up to me if I promise to appoint them so they can take care of my friends? Where am I going to find people who will pretend I'm not an egotistical crook on a global scale? Where ... where ... where? God, I am going to miss this job.
     
11. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-09-13 friend 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-09-13 Pub. Date: 2017-09-13
Image Number: 162830
Caption: Mr McConnell and Mr. Ryan Remember. Well, you know what they say in Washington if you want a friend … get a dog. Mueller Investigation. Welcome to the Kushners.
     
12. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-09-01 friend 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-09-01 Pub. Date: 2017-09-01
Image Number: 162490
Caption: Manafort's Best Friend. Vlad. Mueller.
     
13. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-05-21 friend 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-05-21 Pub. Date: 2017-05-21
Image Number: 158504
Caption: Jared Kushner in Business Deals with Saudis. It's the same here in Saudi Arabia. If you want a friend, get a dog … Hi pop! (woof!)
     
14. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-04-08 friend 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-04-08 Pub. Date: 2017-04-08
Image Number: 156903
Caption: Jared Kushner in Charge of Lots of Stuff. War. Hey, it's gonna be great working with you, Jarry … benefitting from your wealth of experience. And you went to Harvard. Well, well … Say, my old friend went to Harvard. Ever know him? Henry Kissinger? Mom. H.
     
15. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-04-01 friend 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-04-01 Pub. Date: 2017-04-01
Image Number: 156638
Caption: A Reminder to All Who Think Baseball Can Only be Played by Millionaires. You can Actually Play Baseball Yourself With Some Friends. It's Quite a Lot of Fun.
     
16. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 friend 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
     
17. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-01-10 friend 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-01-10 Pub. Date: 2017-01-10
Image Number: 153292
Caption: Julian Assange Calls. Julian! Buddy! My man! You still in the Ecuadorian embassy? Hey! Do you a favor? Just name it! Can I talk to the prime minister to get you out of there? You bet. Not a problem, pal. Done! For you, anything! You just pack up your stuff and walk out the front door. And if anyone tries to stop you, punch 'em in the face. I guarantee it. What are friends for? Attention! Julian Assange escapes! May be armed and dangerous. Shoot on sight. Yes. What are friends for?
     
18. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-12-22 friend 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-12-22 Pub. Date: 2016-12-22
Image Number: 152614
Caption: Mr. Trump's Friends Like the Swamp. Drain the swamp? What are you talking about? We like the swamp … Did I say drain the swamp? Did I say that? Ok, I did say it … but I didn't mean it. I just said it. I thought I heard you say it. See? You thought you heard him say it. You thought ... Who cares? What's he saying now?
     
19. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-11-17 friend 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-11-17 Pub. Date: 2016-11-17
Image Number: 151247
Caption: Ted Cruz's New York Friends Show Him a Secret Way into Trump Tower. And you won't forget us when you're Secretary of the Treasury, will you? Trump Kitchen Deliveries.
     
20. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-06 friend 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-06 Pub. Date: 2016-08-06
Image Number: 147234
Caption: Possible Republican Commanders-in-Chief. I served my country! I stayed home a made money. Somebody had to do it. It was a great sacrifice. All that money clogging up my bank account … Heh-heh, well-well, I mean and etc, what my friend Donald, and he is my friend, even if he is slightly insane, means is well-well, heh-heh, and etc, and what about John McCain, I mean my friend John McCain, that b*stard, a great war hero thing, and let me repeat heh-heh, well-well and etc ... Please shut up ... the enemy might hear you.
     
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