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1. Cartoonist Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2019-10-01 fortune cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2019-10-01 Pub. Date: 2019-10-01
Image Number: 179684
Caption: Chinese Cuisine. I think that hedge fund manager misplaced his after-meal cookie. That would be the second fortune he lost.
     
2. Cartoonist Steve Artley  Steve Artley's Editorial Cartoons 2019-08-19 fortune cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Artley
Comic/Cartoon: Steve Artley's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-08-19 Pub. Date: 2019-08-19
Image Number: 179151
Caption: Feast today brings big movement tomorrow. Trade War. Urrp.
     
3. Cartoonist Matt Wuerker  Matt Wuerker's Editorial Cartoons 2018-05-17 fortune cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Matt Wuerker
Comic/Cartoon: Matt Wuerker's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-05-17 Pub. Date: 2018-05-17
Image Number: 171602
Caption: I got half a billion from our Chinese friends! And I got million from the Qtaris! I got more trademarks in China! And I got juicy real estate loans! Fortunate Cookies. Grand Emolument Buffet.
     
4. Cartoonist John Deering  Strange Brew 2007-08-30 fortune cookie 
Cartoonist(s): John Deering
Comic/Cartoon: Strange Brew
Viewable Date: 2018-04-11 Pub. Date: 2007-08-30
Image Number: 20475
Caption: "He who"…Uh…no, no, all wrong. "He who"…It's right on the tip of my tongue! "He who"…Dangit! "He who"…A fortune-cookie writer gets creative block.
     
5. Cartoonist Nick Anderson  Nick Anderson's Editorial Cartoons 2007-07-20 fortune cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Nick Anderson
Comic/Cartoon: Nick Anderson's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-02-12 Pub. Date: 2007-07-20
Image Number: 17953
Caption: You will soon reap the benefits of Chinese ingenuity. Misfortune Cookie.
     
6. Cartoonist Mike Twohy  That's Life 2007-10-05 fortune cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2017-10-26 Pub. Date: 2007-10-05
Image Number: 15253
Caption: Are you going to believe me, or some stale fortune cookie?
     
7. Cartoonist Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2017-10-07 fortune cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2017-10-07 Pub. Date: 2017-10-07
Image Number: 163350
Caption: Want a fortune cookie? My horoscope says don't believe anything you read in fortune cookies. Let's see what my fortune cookie says … Don't believe anything you read in horoscopes.
     
8. Cartoonist Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2015-10-17 fortune cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2015-10-17 Pub. Date: 2015-10-17
Image Number: 133844
Caption: "The panda of happiness is kind to big tippers." "Luck will follow if you tip well." "Good health comes to the generous tipper." Brilliant motivational latte foam messages … written as fortune cookies. Have you got change for a five?
     
9. Cartoonist Clay Bennett  Clay Bennett's Editorial Cartoons 2015-08-25 fortune cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Clay Bennett
Comic/Cartoon: Clay Bennett's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-08-25 Pub. Date: 2015-08-25
Image Number: 131748
Caption: China Economy. Sell.
     
10. Cartoonist Ann Telnaes  Ann Telnaes' Editorial Cartoons 2015-06-29 fortune cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Ann Telnaes
Comic/Cartoon: Ann Telnaes' Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-06-29 Pub. Date: 2015-06-29
Image Number: 129201
Caption: Censored. Cite as: 576 U.S. - (2015). Scalia, J., dissenting. Every State violated the Constitution for all of the 135 years between the Fourteenth Amendment's ratification and Massachusetts' permitting of same-sex marriage in 2003. They have discovered in the Fourteenth Amendment a "fundamental right" overlooked by every person alive at the time of ratification, and almost everyone else in time since. They see what lesser legal minds - minds like Thomas Cooley, John Marshall Harlan, Olive Wendall Holmes, Hr., Learned Hand, Louis Brandeis, William Howard Taft, Benjamin Cardozo, Hugo Black, Felix Frankfurter, Robert Jackson, and Henry Friendly - could not. They are certain that the People ratified the Fourteenth Amendment to bestow on them the power to remove questions from the democratic process when is called for by their "reasoned judgment." These Justices know that limiting marriage to one mand and one woman is contrary to reason; they know that an institution as old as government itself, and accepted by every nation in history until 15 years ago, cannot possibly be supported by anything other than ignorance or bigotry. And they are willing to say that any citizen who does not agree with that, who adheres to what was, until 15 years ago, the unanimous judgment of all generations and all societies, stands against the Constitution. The opinion is couched in a style that is as pretentious as its content is egotistic. It is one thing for separate concurring or dissenting opinions to contain extravagances, even silly extravagances, of thought and expression; it is something else for the official opinion of the Court to do so. Of course the opinion's show profundities are often profoundly incoherent. "The nature of marriage is that, through its enduring bond, two persons together can find other freedoms, such as expression, intimacy and spirituality. (Really? Who ever thought that intimacy and spirituality [whatever that means] were freedoms? And if intimacy is, one would think Freedom of Intimacy is abridged rather than expanded by marriage. Ask the nearest hippie. Expression, sure enough, is a freedom, but anyone in a long-lasting marriage will attest that that happy state constricts, rather than expands, what one can prudently say.) Rights, we are told, can "rise ... from a better informed understanding of how constitutional imperatives define a liberty that remains urgent in our own era. (Huh? How can a better informed understanding of how constitutional imperatives [whatever that means] define [whatever that means] an urgent liberty [never mine], give birth to a right?) and we are told that, "[i]n any particular case," either the Equal Protection of Due Process Clause "may be thought to capture the essence of [a] right in a more accurate and comprehensive way, than the other, "even as the two Clauses may converge in the identification and definition of the right. (What say? What possible "essence" does substantive due process "capture" in an "accurate and comprehensive way"? It stands for nothing whatever, except those freedoms and entitlements that this Court really likes. And the Equal Protection Clause, as employed today, identifies nothing except a difference in treatment that this Court ... Obergfell v. Hodges. If, even as the price to be paid for a fifth vote, I never joined an opinion for the Court that began: "The Constitution promises liberty to all within its reach, a liberty that includes certain specific rights that allow persons, within a lawful realm, to define and express their identity." I would hide my head in a bag. The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie.
     
11. Cartoonist Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2014-03-31 fortune cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2014-03-31 Pub. Date: 2014-03-31
Image Number: 109304
Caption: It's not a fortune - it's a list of food code violations at the Chinese restaurant next door.
     
12. Cartoonist Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2014-01-18 fortune cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2014-01-18 Pub. Date: 2014-01-18
Image Number: 106217
Caption: Text. Text. "May you receive a bright and shiny pony of happiness." We are out of fortune cookies. We are not out of fortunes …
     
13. Cartoonist Brian Crane  Pickles 2013-08-20 fortune cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2013-08-20 Pub. Date: 2013-08-20
Image Number: 100345
Caption: Do you ever think about all the "what ifs" of life? What if I had never met you? What if I had gone to art school instead? What if I'd never discovered my gift of understanding cat talk? What if we'd had more kids? What if I had taken that job as a fortune cookie writer? What if you'd tried Rogaine? What if I just turn my hearing aid off?
     
14. Cartoonist J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2011-12-08 fortune cookie 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2011-12-08 Pub. Date: 2011-12-08
Image Number: 73463
Caption: You know, doctor, the literal darkness of winter affects the figurative darkness of the soul. Gee, that's deep, Al … It really belongs in a more profound place than a mere comic strip … Like where? A fortune cookie.
     
15. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2011-11-16 fortune cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-11-16 Pub. Date: 2011-11-16
Image Number: 73288
Caption: Uncle Sam's Chinese Restaurant. And for you! Fortune cookie! Because, you see, we no longer believe in such things. Real fortune. $.
     
16. Cartoonist Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2011-05-14 fortune cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2011-05-14 Pub. Date: 2011-05-14
Image Number: 60754
Caption: Please visit www.frtn_cookie.com.
     
17. Cartoonist Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2011-03-23 fortune cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2011-03-23 Pub. Date: 2011-03-23
Image Number: 58977
Caption: That psychic website left a text file on my computer. A fortune cookie!
     
18. Cartoonist Gary Varvel  Gary Varvel's Editorial Cartoons 2011-01-20 fortune cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Gary Varvel
Comic/Cartoon: Gary Varvel's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-01-21 Pub. Date: 2011-01-20
Image Number: 56531
Caption: The borrower is the servant of the lender.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-07-29 fortune cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-07-18 Pub. Date: 2007-07-29
Image Number: 18169
Caption: Chinese Food. Crack! Crack! Your lotto # is 6-11-18-7-42-6-1. Hmm… mine's blank. Hah! I guess that's it for me, then. Bonk Rustle. Rustle.
     
20. Cartoonist Brian Crane  Pickles 2009-10-13 fortune cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2009-10-13 Pub. Date: 2009-10-13
Image Number: 39441
Caption: Do you ever think about all the "what ifs" of life? What if I had never met you? What if I had gone to art school instead? What if I'd never discovered my gift of understanding cat talk? What if we'd had more kids? What if I had taken that job as a fortune cookie writer? What if you'd tried Rogaine? What if I just turn my hearing aid off?
     
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