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2019-08-19 |
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2019-08-19 |
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Plastic Straw Man. Or, how the right turns reason into treason. 1. Scientists warn the world about serious problem. Our food, water, air, and bodies are filling with plastic particles. 2. Some businesses stop using plastic straws, or substitute paper, and life goes on. Mountain Dew plus gravity - It's like magic! 3. Suddenly the problem becomes a conspiracy by liberals. Liberals want to take away your straws! 4. Patriotic symbolism is invoked. The Libs hate the all-American fountain drink! Will they stop at nothing to destroy our way of life? 5. Idiotic backlash ensues. I use 100 Trump straws to own the Libs! Ssssuck!
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2019-01-14 |
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No Government, No Problem! Fed. Employee paycheck. 0.00. At least an illegal isn't taking your paycheck! Romaine hearts. Not inspected. I'm protecting you from dirty, diseased migrant children! Joshua Tree National Park. We need a wall so people can't come in and destroy our country! Don't worry! The border wall will protect your charred remains!
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2018-10-01 |
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High School Slang with Brett Kavanaugh. Judge Kavanaugh, what does boof mean? Flatulence, of course. And Beach Week Ralph Club? I get sick from spicy food. Let's try a few more. What a woman's rack? It's the shelf where she keep her spelling bee trophies. A nice rack should be respected! Hmmm, I see. How about blowjob? It's when you and a girl blow the little fluffy things off dandelions together. I like blowjobs! Don't you? Uh ... wasted? Time not spend in church on Sunday. Gang bang? A group belch. Teenage boys do it. Sorry, this sounds like B.S. I'm afraid I don't know that term.
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2018-08-13 |
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2018-08-13 |
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Summer Refreshment Gentrification. 1. In the beginning, there was an ice cream stand. The Cone Throne. 2. Then came the lowfat frozen yogurt trend … TUBF. The universe's best froyo. Gas Planet Swirl. 3 … replaced by the smoothies craze … Fruitageddon. Kiwi gojiberry blast. 4 ... until tastes go more upscale ... Kombuchi Klatch. Liquid wellness bar. 5 ... and finally, the shop is replaced by luxury condos. You know, I could really go for some ice cream. Cocktails $15.
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2018-03-05 |
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2018-03-05 |
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Beyond the Paleo. Find modern life emasculating? Try a pseudo-scientific diet! Rarr! Caveman no eat grains! Never mind that actual prehistoric people ate hugely varied diets. Cartoon cavemen are more marketable. The Paleo Cave. Meat Cozies 50% oof. Yes we have 20 flavors of squirrel jerky! Paleo not enough? There's the all-meat diet (for real). Or go even further ... I don't eat no grass-fed sissy cows! Only cannibal cows! Dudebro Ranch. 100% beef-fed beef. Coming soon: Caveman healthcare! Doc, I think I'm having a heart attack. Sorry. Life is nasty, brutish and short!
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2017-06-19 |
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2017-06-19 |
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The Scarlet Lunch. For decades, many U.S. kids without lunch money have been given low-grade substitute lunches and sometimes put to work. Five more minutes of mopping and you can get your shame sandwich! Clearly, there's a problem here … with poor kids not pulling their weight. These little moochers, sitting at desks being taught. Back in my day, the poor kids shoveled coal into furnaces at the carriage factory! Maybe it's time to stop giving free textbooks and chairs to these education queens. Emmie, can you read page 126 about Reaganomics for us? Actually, no. America: Keepin' it class-y! I'll take one. Loser. Poor.
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2016-09-05 |
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2016-09-05 |
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Poverty Injection. The company that makes life-saving Epipens has raised their price dramatically. But my son has food allergies and might die! So what? Our profits are nuts! Mylan. Oops, bad choice of words. And now, some reactions from the rest of the world. Tanzania. Oh, you can't afford drugs from the U.S. either? Rural India. We've started a fundraiser for the unfortunate American children with severe allergies. We call it "Papayas for Pens." Kabul, Afghanistan. Only a barbaric culture would allow kids to die so elites can lie like kings! |
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2016-08-22 |
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2016-08-22 |
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Pod People. Single-use pods are all the rage. Who has time to pour detergent anymore? Laundry Ballz. Doctors have been pleading for an end to detergent pods, since children like to eat them. Podcorp. "Give me convenience or give me death!" Oh, what's a little pulmonary edema to a toddler? Check out our new toilet bowl disinfect shaped like a lollipop! Meanwhile, enough plastic Keurig coffee cups are sold each year to encircle the earth ten times. In the early 2000s, humans created what is known as The Keurig Layer. Remember, no product is too small to be excessively packaged! Cheese Puff Pods. Individually-wrapped puffs! |
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2016-07-25 |
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2016-07-25 |
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Trumping Our Safety. I alone can keep America safe! So you'll do something about the coming climate catastrophe? More coal! Air pollution that caused 200,000 premature deaths a year? Weaklings. You'll stand up to Putin? My buddy! Keep our food and water safe? Have I mentioned I like tacos? Fix our crumbling infrastructure? I'll build a wall! Address the 38,000 traffic deaths a year? People should drive bigger cars! So what will you keep safe from? Haven't you heard? An undocumented immigrant killed a girl! |
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2016-05-16 |
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2016-05-16 |
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Degrade School. For real: McDonald's holds a school fundraiser called "McTeacher Night" in which teachers must serve food to students at McDonald's Mrs. Hubbard! Keep studying, Tanya, and you can be like me someday. Yes, rather than fund schools properly, let's poison our already pre-diabetic kids! When I grow up, I want to get a good job to pay for my insulin shots! M. And the money is pathetic. But ... why did the clown keep most of the cash? Be quiet. You made $1.50. Coming soon: Nicotine Night! Each cigarette smoked - 10¢ for your school! Altria™. Keep puffing, Bobby! Or don't you want chairs this year? |
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2015-12-28 |
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2015-12-28 |
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Have you noticed? The size of some food packaging had been quietly shrinking over recent years. Half-gallon (64 oz) of OJ - Now only 59 oz! 8 oz of Hummus now 7 oz. Soup. 15 oz - weak! How will they cut corners next? Cheerio holes will grow larger ... And we'll get the "Swiss Everything" fad. Hole Wheat. Swiss Bread. Mom's Microwavables. Swiss Meatloaf. Three Musketeers bars will be subtly downsized ... 2 Musketeers. And big, crappy toys will be embedded in ice cream. Vinyl Gnome. Perhaps saddest of all, honeybears will slowly be dismembered. Honey. Honey. (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-11-01). |
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2015-11-23 |
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2015-11-23 |
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Thanksgiving Through the Years. 1621. To our bountiful harvest! 1940s. To our family! 2010s. Here's to 50% off digital spatulas at All-Mart! Later! 2050s. Here's to a day in the shop pods! Kids, ear your nanoturkeys! |
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2015-07-13 |
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Pop Culture Periscope presents Seen at San Diego Comic-Con. The power of television. Big Stars Hall H. These people paid to wait in line for another pass! People unable to resist Star Wars anything. Must ... watch ... Wookie. Junk food-loving superheroes. Mrs. Fields Cookies. What can I get for you, Hon? Game of Marketing. Inside my hotel elevator. Game of Thrones. Um, seventh floor please, Tyrion? |
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2014-07-15 |
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2014-07-14 |
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Big Box O' Poverty. Krap-Mart wants cheaper gnomes, so no more bathroom breaks! Sale! Acme Garden Gnome. Welcome to Krap-Mart. You'll be part-time at $8.25 an hour. Food Stamps FAQ. You'll want this. Can't compete with gnomes that cost $3 less! Ye Old Mom & Pop Gnome and Troll Shoppe. Out of business. Guess I'll have to go work at Krap-Mart! Boycott Krap-Mart. But stuff here is cheap! Why do you want to hurt the poor? |
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2014-07-08 |
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2014-07-07 |
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Weed War. With the rise of Roundup-resistant superweeds, even more toxic super-herbicides are in the works. Suck my roots! One company's solution: Introducing Plantpocalypse Pro.™ This face-melting acid fries all organic matter - except our genetically-engineered corn! Hazards are downplayed. Nothing to see here! Auuugh! Safe when used as directed! ... And the cycle continues. POP! I am the uber-weed! |
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2014-04-29 |
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2014-04-28 |
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Racist Idiot PR. "Who let the dog whistles out?" Having trouble with a racially-charged gaffe? All you need is a little media training. First, take a cue from the L.A. Clippers owner and act like you were momentarily possessed by a racist poltergeist. Klanner the Bigoted Ghost. Say "I'm upset that these sentiments are being attributed to me. Klanner did it." Second, when scapegoating black people, use terms other than "negro." Sensitive racism for the 21st century. Newt Gingrich said "The African-American community should demand paychecks and not be satisfied with food stamps" and he still gets on tv. And if you want to silence minorities about Affirmative Action, pull a John Roberts and accuse them of discrimination. If they mention race, they're racists. You'll be ready for prime time in no time! |
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2013-12-23 |
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2013-12-23 |
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Snack Gentrification. It happened to doughnuts and hot dogs. Now the humble cupcake has been reborn as a hip urban delicacy. Before: kiddie food. After: Call of the Cupcake. Boutique Confectionary. Foie gras-lollipop-schnapps cakes are here! How will the upscale junk food trend continue? Alt-country pork rinds. Bonnie Prince Billy Brand Pork Rinds. Acoustic singer-songwriters start selling puffed pig skin on the side, leading to widespread acceptance among the literati. Corn Nut Connoisseurship. Experts can tell what corn variety a nut comes form by its bouquet. Today we're trying some jubilee supersweet, country gentleman, and xtra-tender 272A. That's jubilee all right! Sniff! The Craft Peep Movement. The Easter treat goes year-round, as local artisans produce signature batches of micropeeps. Dirk Jenkins. Peepmaster, and his creations. "The People's Peep". "Cyclopeep". (Published originally on January 1, 2010.) |
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2013-10-29 |
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2013-10-28 |
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The Market Liberation Army in "Freedom Fowl." Cult leader Charles Mansion preaches to his disciples. Gather round, my flock, for today's sermon on the glory of the market! I hold before you a chicken from Foster Farms, who've been accused of spreading antibiotic-resistant salmonella. Some are even calling for new regulations. *GASP!* They do not understand that markets are perfect and must not be distorted, lest the invisible hand become the fist of an angry God! All hail unregulated poultry! Can we eat the chicken, O wise one? HELL NO! I mean, let's order a pizza. |
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2013-09-24 |
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2013-09-23 |
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It's the 5th anniversary of the financial crisis! Come celebrate at the NO MORE CASH BASH. FUN! Underwater Mortgage Pool Party. 200K Deb.t 300. … With a foreclosed bounce house for the kids! Property of Biggie Bank. GAMES! "Pin the Jail on the (Wall Street) Honky." Indictment. (Joke's on the player - these pins don't stick!) FOOD! INADEQUATE STIMULUS COOKOUT. We'll try to keep the grill going without enough charcoal! In the long run, we're all fed! 5% OF A CAKE. Representing the amount of the recovery that has gone to the bottom 99% of Americans. (Divide into 297 million pieces.) |
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2013-07-29 |
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2013-07-29 |
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The Right To Bear Bags. And now a word from the plastics industry: You may have heard some trash talk lately about plastic shopping bags. Some cities have even banned them! Time for some facts. "So plastic bags gum up recycling machinery, and New York City alone dumps 100,000 tons of them into landfills each year." "That is nothing compared to your right to carry individually-wrapped slices of American cheese in a plastic package in a plastic bag." Krapft Singles. "Why, if the polymer police get their way, this gorgeous living work of art some wrongly call the 'Pacific Garbage Patch' might not exist for out grandchildren!" Any new taxes on disposable sacks, and we're throwing re-usable totes into the Boston Harbor! Plastic Party Patriots. "Plastic Bags: Our Last Line of Defense Against Tyranny!" |
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