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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-08-13 finally 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-08-13 Pub. Date: 2018-08-13
Image Number: 173603
Caption: Summer Refreshment Gentrification. 1. In the beginning, there was an ice cream stand. The Cone Throne. 2. Then came the lowfat frozen yogurt trend … TUBF. The universe's best froyo. Gas Planet Swirl. 3 … replaced by the smoothies craze … Fruitageddon. Kiwi gojiberry blast. 4 ... until tastes go more upscale ... Kombuchi Klatch. Liquid wellness bar. 5 ... and finally, the shop is replaced by luxury condos. You know, I could really go for some ice cream. Cocktails $15.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-07-16 finally 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-07-16 Pub. Date: 2018-07-16
Image Number: 173060
Caption: Pros & Cons of the New Supreme Court. Con: Roe v. Wade doomed. Pro: No gauntlet of anti-choice harassers on way to underground abortion clinic. I may die, but at least it's quiet! Knock knock. Con: Worker crushed. Pro: Some might finally realize the right is not their friend. Hmm ... it's almost like they don't want me to make more money ... Con: EPA gutted. Pro: Freedom to die from pollution like a real man. Woo! No more nanny sta - Koff! Whump! MAGA. Con: Will uphold white supremacy for generations. Pro: New civil rights heroes to fight the battles of the '50s and '60s all over again. I have a dream ... that this is the last @#*! time we have to do this!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-02-12 finally 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-02-12 Pub. Date: 2018-02-12
Image Number: 168583
Caption: The Selective Free Speech Warrior. Alt-right mobs deluge women with violent threats online. Shut! Dozens of peaceful inauguration protesters still face felony charges. Not my prez. Snore. Moneyed elites sue voices they don't like. George Lakoff sued by Trump crony. Summons. The so-called Anti-Semitism Awareness Act would suppress criticism of Israeli government policies on campus. Jews for peace. Justice for Palestine. Pok pok pok. A historic movement to finally address sexual harassment arises, and passions flare on social media. Tap tap tap. Fire the bastard! Sound the alarm! Twitter feminists are ruining democracy!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-08-22 finally 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-08-22 Pub. Date: 2017-08-22
Image Number: 161990
Caption: Finally seeing the (torch) light. Coddled infants! Be open to both sides! No white supremacist speakers on our campus. Um … It's history! Your "political correctness" is the real threat. Gen. Whipley Masterson. Confederate Hero. The Nazis are coming! The Nazis are coming! Already they threaten the townfolk! It's just free speech! Okay, maybe we have a teeny problem here. Stop hate.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-25 finally 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-25 Pub. Date: 2015-03-25
Image Number: 124881
Caption: Carl proceeded to brag at length about his career and his children. I could hardly get a word in. Keep the conversation going, find out what he wants … Finally, he stopped. So, what have you been up to? I talked in a disinterested tone while watching my sons play a game at the table. There was a weird silence at the other end. Was he even listening? Then the answer came: Carl let out a moan I could hear plainly, followed by a loud, orgasmic gasp. Uunngh! (This is a long form cartoon. To see next panels, use "Image Number" box at left and enter 124882.)
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-09 finally 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-09 Pub. Date: 2015-03-09
Image Number: 124181
Caption: Hey, Caucasians! Angered by the way "racial preferences" make things unequal? Here's how you can beat the system! First, apply to college as a legacy. Hmm … I don't know. This kid is an average student, but his father and grandfather are alumni … and they're doctors! I think his money will fit in just fine! Office of Admissions. After graduation, while the other suckers are sending out resumes, you tap into the old boy network.* Dartvard University. Yo brah, it's Matt. Can you, like, hook me up with a job? Matty! Chug-a-lug! Sure thing, dude! Guess what? My boss is also a Deke! *Nepotism also works. Schmooze your way to the top over the years by charming like-minded business cronies. Ha ha! I like your style, Matty! How'd you like to come work for me? I'll set you up with a sweet package! Speakin' of sweet packages, check out the rack on this little number! Knockers Bar & Grille. Finally, have kids and repeat the process over and over and over ... Madison, Hunter, you'll be up against some tough odds, what with all these special privileges for minorities ... But your daddy will make sure merit prevails in the end!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-11-10 finally 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-11-10 Pub. Date: 2014-11-10
Image Number: 118949
Caption: Low Information Nation. Midterm Elections Edition. I can't stand all the negative campaign ads! Maybe a Republican outsider will get money out of politics. Vote here. Vote Jane. I voted to raise the minimum wage. And I voted for Republicans because my boss said they have a "Path to Prosperity." Vote today. I finally have health insurance thanks to the Kentucky state exchange. I voted for Mitch McConnell so it won't get ruined by Socialist Obamacare! Vote her. Yes on 2. I just wish Congress would stop bickering and get to work. That's why I voted for the guy who hates the government. Vote today.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-02-24 finally 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-02-24 Pub. Date: 2014-02-24
Image Number: 108129
Caption: PED X -ING. Hey, lawbreak- I mean, pedestrians! Here are some safety tips courtesy of your local police! Always cross in a crosswalk, even if you have to walk 50 yards up the street to do it. But I'm just going there! Shut up, or I'll fine you for jaywalking! Bagels. If the sign is blinking, that means don't walk, even if no cars are coming. Don't expect police to ticket drivers for not stopping at crosswalks. That would be a silly waste of resources. For maximum safety, consider taking a car, even if you're only going a few blocks. Finally, no more endangered pedestrians! BAM!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-02-18 finally 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-02-19 Pub. Date: 2013-02-18
Image Number: 93809
Caption: Postal Service Of The Future. Here comes the mailbot! Finally. Remember when mail came six days a week instead of one? Oh yes, before Congress forced PRIVATIZATION … Those were the days! No contracts, not delivery fees, no excess mail charges … Close your eyes! Mail service commencing. Mail Master 8000. BOOM! Letter Lobber 9000. Chomp! ... No piles of ads for other mail services ... Compu-Carrier 9500. Pure Postal! Try Mail-Woo! Zip-e Post. Wiz-Delivery Sack-o-Mail.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-01-28 finally 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-01-31 Pub. Date: 2013-01-28
Image Number: 93008
Caption: Dirt-y Politics. Have America's changing demographics finally convinced the GOP to reach out to minority voters? Not exactly. A state's electoral votes should go by districts. It's only fair that a city of one million has the same clout as this lovely cow town of 12. We want to reach out beyond people ... to the land. If this happens to reduce the impact of urban-dwelling African-Americans, well, that's strictly unintentional. Suffrage for Sod. Rock the vote! Literally! Why, this shrub has been waiting it's entire life to vote for a Bush. Your day will come, little plant. We embrace all colors of soil ... from light sand to red clay to black mulch. We don't treat people like dirt ... We treat dirt like people.
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-07-31 finally 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-07-31 Pub. Date: 2012-07-31
Image Number: 86668
Caption: FAT CAT. As you may have heard, we at Caterpillar had record profits of $4.9 billion last year. So, naturally we're freezing 800 workers' wages for the next six years while we increase executive pay big time! "How do we do it? Introducing our Employee Fracking System." First, we turn our jumbo-shaft wallet borer lose on workers. "Then our state-of-the-art pneumatic profit pump siphons the money directly into executives' tax shelters." Finally, our 300-horsepower pension compactor handily crushes retirement packages to the size of a small toaster oven! KRUNCH! Caterpillar: In a class by ourselves.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-07-30 finally 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-07-30 Pub. Date: 2011-07-30
Image Number: 89291
Caption: Slowpoke. Nation Stunned by Display of Competence. Our top story tonight: Millions of Americans are in shock that, after a decade of economic, environmental, and military FUBARS, we managed to do something right. OSAMASHOCK! "Emergency medical technicians are working round the clock to revive dazed and confused citizens." Bin Laden ... DEAD?!? We MUST have screwed the pooch somehow! Have a look at this cost-of-war counter. It'll bring you back to reality. "Dr. Alice Fernweaver, professor of western fubology, argues that killing Bin Laden is not necessarily at odds with our normal bumbling idiocy." The 21st century has been a nonstop series of clusterf#cks and epic fails resulting in the destruction of everything we touched. It was only a matter of time before we destroyed Bin Laden too. "Scientists predict that, at this rate, the next act of competence will occur in the year 2022." Our models indicate that that is the year we may finally stop bombing Afghanistan, or start addressing global warming. If we make it that long.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-01-01 finally 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-01-01 Pub. Date: 2010-01-01
Image Number: 86644
Caption: Slowpoke. After an epic battle, health care reform finally passed. But THE GAME'S NOT OVER! There's still an … OBSTACLE COURSE TO CIVILIZED HEALTH CARE. HCA Bill. What Kennedy legacy? Massachusetts Might elect a republican senator who could torpedo the whole thing! I'll show you a minority whip! Reconcile THIS! Both the House and Senate must reconcile their bolls. Come to daddy ... Next, the bill must run through a maze of hedges while being chased by Jack Nicholson wielding an axe! Did you hear the one about Americans paying way more for health care than the rest of the world? The bill must then last and entire year as host of "The Tonight Show." Finally, it's signed into law! Until ... DUMP!
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-12-08 finally 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-12-08 Pub. Date: 2009-12-08
Image Number: 91021
Caption: Slowpoke. Seeing Republican relatives this Thanksgiving? Here are some tips for keeping the peace. Lose the paraphernalia. Change. Barack! Obama. Biden. Vote Dem. Hope. Green Energy Now. Yes We Can. Impeach Bush. No McCain. Obama. Avoid gloating. BOO-YAH! We are the champions, my friends ... If the mood is right, you may attempt light Palin humor while pulling out the giblets. Almost like gutting a moose! HA HA! Squilch! Squilch! If relatives make inflammatory remarks, change the subject. So, are you finally happy now that Beelzebub will be running the country? Have you noticed the way these yams glisten in the candlelight?
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-04-06 finally 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-04-06 Pub. Date: 2009-04-06
Image Number: 91010
Caption: Slowpoke. Furious at Wall Street for gambling away their life savings, Americans come to cope the way they always do: A larger-than-life fantasy vendetta! Enter … RAMBANK. Rambank begins his campaign of retribution by forcing executives to eat their own toxic paper! ... And THIS if for giving yourself a BONUS! Mmf! Derivative Contracts. Next, he starts the "Chins for the Children" program, donating the extra folds of fat cats to Iraqi kids needing reconstructive surgery. I've come for my pound of flesh! Then he cuts a deal with Classmates.com to feature inept CEO's in humiliating web ads. She Married Him??!! And they've got 7 kids?? Richard Fuld, Lehman Bros. Take that, swine! Finally, he destroys the offices that were lavishly decorated while the bank lost billions! This is for my 401K! BWOOM!
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-01-01 finally 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-01-01 Pub. Date: 2009-01-01
Image Number: 86641
Caption: Slowpoke. Roosevelt, 1912. We will deliver health care to all Americans! Reform. Truman, 1945. Health care reform has come of age! Clinton, 1993. It's been a long time coming, but she's finally ready! Obama, 2009. We cannot wait any longer for health care reform! She won't be needing this! "Pulling The Plug On Grandma."
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-12-08 finally 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-12-08 Pub. Date: 2008-12-08
Image Number: 90999
Caption: Slowpoke. And now a word from the Secretary of the Treasury … Drooly Julie. My fellow Americans, it's time to get this country shaking it's moneymaker! To do this, we must look at the origin of our financial crisis: An overextension of the adult novelty industry. Firms like this one invested heavily in exotic sexual devices no one could understand - partner-default swaps, frottage-backed securers, queen-sized suction puppies, and foursquare bean strokers. Nookie Nook. In any event, a lust-based problem requires a lust-based solution ... First, I propose injecting liquidity into the tight credit market - again and again, as necessary. Also, we need to retool the auto industry. As Detroit goes limp, so goes the nation! We need the sexy cars of the future NOW! If workers must get laid off, they need job retraining, like my friend Bud here. Crack! Finally, we need public works projects. I want amateur porn block grants! massive bedroom infrastructure projects! And shtup for America volunteers! S.F.A. "E Duo Unum." Yes, it's time for THE NUDE DEAL!
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-01-01 finally 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-01-01 Pub. Date: 2008-01-01
Image Number: 92346
Caption: Slowpoke. Democrats are at each other's throats over the Presidential candidates. War-mongering triangulator! Overhyped health care demagogue! Obama. Hillary. As the race drags on, the DNC decides to unite the party with a medical miracle. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you ... Oballary! Now THAT'S change! Oballary's ability to simultaneously eat waffles WHILE giving stump speeches in small town diners allows it to cover twice as many campaign stops as usual. GMORF! Lemme tell you about hope. The Oballary campaign quickly wins over the prized Siamese twin and sci-fi nerd vote. Finally! Somebody who represents us! McCain is a Cylon! Republican strategists are stymied. It'd be the first female and black President! But it's also white and male! With decades of combined experience! What'll we do? Not to be outdone, McCain exhumes Ronald Reagan's head to win over wary wingnuts! Don't worry ... He's plenty conservative! You tell 'em, Ronnie!
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 finally 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92338
Caption: Slowpoke. America: Back Office To The World! The dollar continues to plunge in value. Biggiebank. Goodbye, cruel world! We at Slowpoke peer into our crystal ball to see what's next for the U.S. economy! O magic ball … Speak to Swami Perkins! Soon, Americans will be providing tech support to Bangalore. Hello, this is, uh, Rajiv Chandrashekar. Can I have the product's serial number? In broken, Midwestern accented Hindi. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU, YOU DOTLESS-HEAD! As the dollar sinks further, factories to make foreign goods sprout up in the rust belt. I can barely afford to feed my kids, and these Brazilians are buying @#! DANCING FRUIT HATS?! Dancing Headwear Inspector No. 12. Tourism surges, as people from all over the world can finally afford to visit. I used to drink cocktails all day at five-star hotels in your country! Please take us to Fifth Avenue so we can purchase some of your quaint native costumes!
     
20. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 finally 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92666
Caption: Slowpoke. Inspired by the patenting of the human genome, other companies follow suit. Ladies and gentlemen of the board, I'm pleased to announce that we've successfully won the rights to SNOW! GLOBOPLUNDIMAXX Industries. Snow TM. Pat. No. 54738419163. Or, as it will also be known, the Globoplundimaxx Flake! "Yes, with our climate manipulation technology we now OWN the white Christmas! If people want a magical holiday, they'll have to go through us!" (Sigh) I wish our mommy and daddy could afford snow. Wheee! This is the best Christmas EVER! "We'll sublicense to other nations who can form a cartel to keep prices high!" Oh behalf of all ze ski resorts in ze Alps, please bring ze cost down! Your pleading annoys me. I raise the price to $60 per kilogram! Finland. Sweden. Canada. Russia. Yes, free from the shackles of the public sphere, snow TM can finally bear fruit in the market, benefitting everyone! But our value creation doesn't' end there - we've got a patent pending on the third dimension! Just think of the royalties! Depth TM. Pat. No. 81276341742. GLOBOPLUNDIMAXX Industries.
     
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