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261. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-03-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-03-26 |
| Image Number: |
124255 |
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I can't believe it! I can't go to school tomorrow! Honey, what's wrong? I've been unfriended by two people. This is the worst day ever! That is tragic, Meg. I'm surprised Facebook doesn't offer grief counseling. |
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262. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Signe Wilkinson's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-03-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-03-19 |
| Image Number: |
124574 |
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That's it. I resign! Penn State. Sandusky sex abuse. Fraternity pics. |
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263. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-03-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-03-15 |
| Image Number: |
123477 |
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I can't wait till the Entourage movie comes out. Me an' my boys are going to see it opening day. You and your "boys"? What "boys"? You don't have any "boys." Of course I've got "boys." Every main character is surrounded by a group of friends. They may make fun of each other, they may get each other into trouble once a week. But they're always there for each other. I'm the main character in my life. Not really. "Main characters" make things happen; they don't just sit back and let things happen TO them. You're more of an extra in your life. Every time I post a selfie, I get at least 30 "likes." Would an extra get anywhere near 30 "likes"? I stand corrected. You're not an extra. You're just the cameraman. |
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264. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-03-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-03-03 |
| Image Number: |
122912 |
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Rölf, do you kiss and tell? No need to worry on that score, Julia. My Facebook friends are very discreet. |
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265. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-02-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-02-28 |
| Image Number: |
122736 |
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Whatcha doin', grampa? Peck! I'm trying to type a witty remark on Facebook. I think I'm finally getting the hang of it. Peck! Wow, you're typing like 100 hours a mile! |
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266. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-02-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-02-26 |
| Image Number: |
123439 |
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Brian Williams Busboy. I'm going for a smoke. Is Brian Williams here? He just stepped out. Ok. Thanks. Some guy in a little hat was looking for you … facebook. Status. Photo/video. Life event. The Pope dropped by today. |
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267. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-02-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-02-25 |
| Image Number: |
123398 |
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Jesus was right, Susan: "No prophet is accepted in how own hometown." When I posted a link to my latest novel on Facebook, over 400 of my Facebook friends bought it. But I've never met any of those people. I only know 12 of my Facebook friends in real life. And not a single one of them bought my book. That's only 'cause we get to know what's on your mind for free. I'm billing you $8.95 for this conversation. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-01-23). |
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268. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-02-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-02-19 |
| Image Number: |
123054 |
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Why would you ask if I fooled around with Sasha Mitchell? Because you once told me she was the love of your life. Because three years ago, you two were texting and Facebooking all the time. Because you told me you called it off after you found out she was married. ... And because I just found out she's been divorced for two years. There can be only one reason you and she didn't run off together as soon as her divorce was final. Stop trying to put two and two together, you're terrible at math. Homewrecker! |
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269. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-02-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-02-18 |
| Image Number: |
123053 |
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What ever happened with you and Sasha? Not a thing. But when she wrote to you on Facebook after 14 years, you were so thrilled. Yeah. We ended up talking all day and all night for months, made plans for the future, designed matching tattoos … But then it turned out she was married with five kids, so that was that. I heard she's now divorced and living in another sate. Are you sure "that was that"? Have you ever wondered what's the best way to change a subject? |
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270. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-02-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-02-10 |
| Image Number: |
121845 |
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Lance, have you ever had something you posted on Facebook go viral? No. The closest I came to that was that time on Twitter when a tweet of mine went bacterial. |
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271. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jen Sorensen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-02-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-02-09 |
| Image Number: |
122941 |
| Caption: |
The Screen. Working. Playing. Pyoo! Pyoo! Shopping. Watching a movie. Reading a book. Socializing. Facebook. Listening to Music. Complaining. Dave, I feel like something's missing from my life. Perpetuating. I've got the perfect app for that! |
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272. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-08 |
| Image Number: |
120941 |
| Caption: |
So some artist posted his amazing landscape painting on Facebook and it only has three likes. Then this lady posted a video of a kitten hacking up a hairball and it got over two million! What does that say to you? The guy needs to start painting pictures of barfing cats. |
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273. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-02 |
| Image Number: |
120582 |
| Caption: |
Last request? I'd like to update my Facebook status. |
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274. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-29 |
| Image Number: |
120691 |
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Grandpa, do you spend more than thirty minutes a day on Facebook? I guess. Then you're a Facebook addict in need of professional help. My two-step intervention program guarantees immediate results. How? Step one: Put your hand on the mouse. |
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275. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jen Sorensen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-22 |
| Image Number: |
120739 |
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All You Need Is Like. It started with Facebook widgets showing which of your friends "like" a particular website. Tough Toasters! Monday, July 19. No Fear. 12 friends like this. Then, liking entered the real world. Steve and Joanne gave a thumbs-up to the Kobe Snout sliders. Foodpad, sir? Menu. Sometimes it got a little awkward. 4 friends liked this sexual partner. Life grew hard for those with zero likes ... Spare a pity like, sir? Likeless. Please help ... While those with many formed exclusive groups. The Thumbs-Up Club. 512 people like me. Sorry. 1,000-like minimum. Eventually, holographic likes covered the earth. 3.5 billion likes. 6 likes. 309 likes. 83 likes. "Enjoy this cartoon? Press this button!" Like. |
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276. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-11 |
| Image Number: |
119936 |
| Caption: |
Hi momma, how are you doing? Are you taking your pills? Are you going for walks? Did your acid reflux go away? Are you taking your insulin? Did that rash turn out to be shingles after all? Bowel movements regular again? Mom, you can tell me all this on the phone. So please stop posting about all that stuff on my Facebook wall. Mnphn. |
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277. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-10 |
| Image Number: |
119704 |
| Caption: |
I just noticed that my cousin Ethel is still one of my Facebook friends. I wonder if I should remove her name. Why, are you mad at her? Oh, no. But she died two years ago and it's kind of annoying that she still has more Facebook friends than I do. |
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278. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Signe Wilkinson's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-07-18 |
| Image Number: |
17945 |
| Caption: |
Miss America. Next we'll have the Facebook competition. |
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279. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-06 |
| Image Number: |
118818 |
| Caption: |
Let's take things slowly, Tina. If you connect with me on LinkedIn, I'll friend you on Facebook. If you follow me on Twitter, I'll follow you home. ? ? |
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280. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-11-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-11-30 |
| Image Number: |
118881 |
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Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers. Send your questions to asksadie@rudypark.com. Dear Sadie, My boyfriend refuses to tell me his Facebook password, and his security settings prevent me from seeing who his other friends are. How can I trust that he's not cheating on me if he hides these things from me? -Distraught in Des Moines. I get this question all the time, Distraught. First, you shouldn't jump to conclusions. There's no reason to assume he's cheating. It's just as likely he's running drugs, or he's involved in human trafficking, or he tattoos people against their will and posts the pictures on Facebook. Second, STOP BEING SO NOSY! ARE YOU A GIRLFRIEND OR A PRISON GUARD?! If you don't trust your boyfriend, just leave ... or you can stay and make each other miserable. Both options have their pros and cons. Send questions for Sadie: asksadie@rudypark.com. |
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