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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-02-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-02-17 |
| Image Number: |
176076 |
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Kelly Facebooked me the other day. She says she's getting married … Dr. Noodle … but that thoughts of me keep tugging at her heart. I replied I didn't know whether to be happy for her, and she wrote she didn't know either. So I wrote Don't marry him! Why do you care? I don't care. I'm way over her. I never even think about her anymore. I just think that, generally speaking, nobody should marry anyone if they're not sure it's going to make them happy. My concern is for all of Kellykind. Do you mean mankind? What did I say?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chip Bok |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Chip Bok's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-02-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-02-12 |
| Image Number: |
176338 |
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I can't define hate speech, but artificial intelligence will. Big Brother didn't turn out the way I expected. Mr. Zuckerberg.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Signe Wilkinson's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-02-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-02-02 |
| Image Number: |
176191 |
| Caption: |
Hey, little girl! Twenty bucks if you're show me all your private stuff! Facebook soliciting kids. $ $
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-01-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-01-30 |
| Image Number: |
175906 |
| Caption: |
Ugh! What's the matter? Facebook! It shows me three posts and then I scroll down and it shows me the same three posts again! Stop wasting my time that I was already wasting!!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-01-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-01-05 |
| Image Number: |
175661 |
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Hey, little buddy. Your Uncle Mort is in DC getting sworn in. The President sprained his Twitter thumb. A climate-change-fueled monsoon just swamped the island nation of Ala Ala Ozo. Go away, Randy! Facebook was caught compromising out privacy again. A warthog ran wild downtown, injuring twelve. GO AWAY! Just filling you in on what's been happening since you weren't there. GO AWAY!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chip Bok |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Chip Bok's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-31 |
| Image Number: |
175699 |
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I'm going to lose fifty pounds. Yeah, and I'm going to stop ratting myself out to Facebook and Google. Carbos. Happy Hop.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jeff Danziger |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-30 |
| Image Number: |
175702 |
| Caption: |
Putin Introduces Mark Zuckerberg to Some of His Friends … and remember, friends, if you need anything you can always friend our friend on Facebook. I'll be your waiter … Any tovarish of Vladimir's is a tovarish of mine. I'm with vicious murdering dictator. Vodka. Stalin was right.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-28 |
| Image Number: |
175588 |
| Caption: |
Huh? What do you mean lost my mind? I read your article where you put Facebook on blast … You said they was givin' companies access to read, write and delete people private messages an' whatnot … but the next day, you sent me a private message sayin' Disregard my article, I was wrong and I'm a total fraud. What the -- I never wrote anything like that!! Your message said your alcoholism might make you forgetful.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-27 |
| Image Number: |
175587 |
| Caption: |
Sometimes being a journalist is really frustrating, Clyde. Take this Facebook story … My sources told me they were letting companies like Netflix and Spotify read, write and delete people's private messages. I asked all three companies if it was true, and all three weaseled out of answering. It's just like when I ask friends if they're ready to repay the $2 I loaned them, and ... Clyde?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-26 |
| Image Number: |
175586 |
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This is Facebook. Mark Zuckerberg speaking. Hi. I'm publishing a story tomorrow about how you were letting companies like Netflix and Spotify read private messages. Do you admit that you did that? Facebook's partners don't get to ignore people's privacy settings, and it's wrong to suggest that they do. It's a yes or no question. We are focused on developing clearer policies.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-01-19 |
| Image Number: |
56388 |
| Caption: |
Who is that teenager giving an interview in an old t-shirt and jeans? The guy who founded Facebook. He's way cool! Too cool to put on a shirt? Look on the bright side, Nana. Even I can dress like a billionaire! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-11-28 |
| Image Number: |
174990 |
| Caption: |
I took a break from Facebook so I could concentrate on more important things. But I was surprised and a little hurt that no one seemed to care or even notice. How long was the break you took? Just a half-hour, but still …
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-11-27 |
| Image Number: |
175161 |
| Caption: |
People play Scrabble on Facebook or their iPhone? Of course. Want to try it? Absolutely not! … No can do … Maybe … I suppose. But only to make fun of losers who waste their lives playing stupid computer games! I am saying this with a straight face. Your capacities in that regard know no equal.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-11-27 |
| Image Number: |
174989 |
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Hi, everyone. I'm taking a break from Facebook in order to concentrate on more important things for a while. If you need to contact me please call or text my phone. I kind of made a mess in the pantry, but you were probably planning to reorganize it anyway, right? Hi. I'm back.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-11-26 |
| Image Number: |
175160 |
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I agree with you Sadie. It's a total waste. What is? Facebook. It just sucks up your time, with the chatting and the updates and the Scrabble playing. Scrabble? People play on Facebook, or their iPhones, or casual game sites. Total waste. I love Scrabble! Hook baited. Internal conflict!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-11-24 |
| Image Number: |
175075 |
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No. What? I will not be your friend on Facebook. Okay. So just hit ignore on the site and move on. I felt strongly enough about this to tell you in person. For some important messages, the impersonal nature of technology won't suffice. Witch.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-11-23 |
| Image Number: |
175074 |
| Caption: |
I got something - on Facebook! You did? From a long lost, twin sister? Almost as awesome! It's a pop-up ad for high-fiber breakfast bars. You're being facetious. Technology stinks! Maybe you're angry because you need fiber.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-11-22 |
| Image Number: |
175073 |
| Caption: |
What've you done? I set you up on Facebook. I've uploaded your picture and a short bio. If you've got a long lost, twin sister, she might wind up looking for you. Really? It's that simple. For a simple, partially-evolved creature, you've come up with an idea that in theory could merit a thanks. I'll take it.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Clay Bennett |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Clay Bennett's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-11-19 |
| Image Number: |
175111 |
| Caption: |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jen Sorensen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-11-19 |
| Image Number: |
175117 |
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Notification Bloatification. Erica tagged you in their photo album Highlights from the Beet Festival. Cool. You friend Pat just wrote a comment on Zeke's post. Not sure I needed to know that, but okay. Todd and Janelle likes a tweet from Mr. Opinionhorn. I don't even follow that wanker! Millions of people are talking about things! Hi! I'm a notification. Where are you going?
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