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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-08-01 executive office 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-08-01 Pub. Date: 2018-08-01
Image Number: 173242
Caption: There you are, Dick. We need to talk. Ok, Ms. Garcia. This morning I asked you to send Mr. Fitzhugh a ficus plant for his birthday. You know what was delivered? A single dead rose. Are you trying to get me fired, Dick Fink? 'Course not. Must've been a mix-up at the florist. The nose said This'll be you soon, old man. Sincerely, Ms. Garcia. That florist is the worst.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-30 executive office 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-30 Pub. Date: 2018-07-30
Image Number: 173240
Caption: Dick, when I got to work today, everything in my office had been moved a few inches to the left. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you? I don't know what you mean, Ms. Garcia. You should like you're imagining things. Maybe you need to take some time off. I could take over your client list while you're recuperating. Just to help out. No, thanks, Dick. I'll be fine. You're excused. You sure? I could book you a relaxing cruise to Syria. Advertising Executive of the Year. 2006.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-07-31 executive office 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-07-31 Pub. Date: 2017-07-31
Image Number: 161030
Caption: Dick, I stepped out for two minutes to find a spoon, and when I returned, my chicken soup smelled a lot like Ex-Lax. The laxative. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you? I don't know what you mean, Ms. Garcia. Advertising Executive of the Year. 2006. Anyway, if, for any reason, you're unable to give that big presentation today, I could totally step in for you. No thanks, Dick. I'll be fine. I didn't eat it. You look thirsty. Let me bring you some tea.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-02-11 executive office 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-02-11 Pub. Date: 2016-02-11
Image Number: 138874
Caption: Dick, when I got to work today, everything in my office had been moved a few inches to the left. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you? Advertising Executive of the Year. 2006. I don't know what you mean, Ms. Garcia. You sound like you're imagining things. Maybe you need to take some time off. I could take over your client list while you're recuperating. Just to help out. No thanks, Dick. I'll be fine. You're excused. You sure? I could book you a relaxing cruise to Syria.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-09 executive office 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-09 Pub. Date: 2011-12-09
Image Number: 31627
Caption: Dear Susan: Was called away on urgent business. We'll talk about your promotion and raise as soon as I return. Cordially, Mr. Fitzhugh. Do I hear typing in there?! No. (Published originally on 2009-04-17)
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-05-29 executive office 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-05-29 Pub. Date: 2009-05-29
Image Number: 34378
Caption: It's not enough. I've laid off everyone except you, and it's still not enough. Executive decision, Brown! I've decided to eliminate our ink budget. But that's… Um… How are people going to read the words on the paper? Paper?! You think we can afford paper?! PAPER DOESN'T GROW ON TREES, BROWN! Hello, you've reached 9-1-1. To report a recession-related nervous breakdown, press "1".
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-02-16 executive office 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-02-16 Pub. Date: 2009-02-16
Image Number: 30185
Caption: I'm telling you, your fiancée and her dad…They're vampires! Yeah, I get it, they're bossy. No! Look, when Obama limited CEO pay to $500k at bailed-out companies…Roxanne's dad got mad. Went around the office biting everyone's head off. Yeah, he can yell. "That reminds me of my first day as the paper's White House correspondent..." Press. It was a bloodbath! Y'mind? You're interrupting a perfectly good flashback.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-08-11 executive office 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-08-11 Pub. Date: 2008-08-11
Image Number: 25784
Caption: Al Gall-Mart's regional headquarters… Sir, why did you call us here? Oh, no reason. Can't a corporation summon thousands of workers to mandatory meetings without there being some sort of "reason"? We just want to hang out. Maybe play some team-building games. Ooh! I know! Maybe a word association game. I'll say something like "Obama," and you'll say something like "dangerous."
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-10-02 executive office 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-10-02 Pub. Date: 2007-10-02
Image Number: 18779
Caption: Across town, Susan Garcia meets with an old client. I'm diversifyin' my business, girl. Need a whole new ad campaign. Y'know them chiro-doctors? You come in crooked, they straighten yo' @#$%? right out. "Chiropractors." Clyde, you're a dropout. You're not qualified to perform spinal adjustments. Tsk, you got it all wrong. I'm givin' out attitude adjustments. Dios mio.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-08-06 executive office 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-08-06 Pub. Date: 2006-08-06
Image Number: 14296
Caption: Dr. Noodle Couple Sessions Today My husband's a CEO. Ever since corporations took over the government through their armies of lobbyists and their control of the media, he's been… Yes, Mrs. Fitzhugh? Full of himself. Out of touch. Distant. Pish tosh, woman. There's nothing wrong with our marriage. He won't even, well... snuggle at night. How would that benefit the shareholders? Cancel my next five appointments. Did you hear yourself, Ebenezer? That's "Mr. Fitzhugh."
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-08-03 executive office 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-08-03 Pub. Date: 2006-08-03
Image Number: 14293
Caption: Bad news, calling today's conflicts "World War III" tested poorly with our focus group. The consensus was that the third installment of any trilogy is just a lame knockoff of the first two. Return of the Jedi, Superman 3, Terminator 3… If you want to really inspire people... The focus group preferred "The First Intergalactic War." Works for me.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-06-05 executive office 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-06-08 Pub. Date: 2006-06-05
Image Number: 13933
Caption: In other news, Congress is accusing the executive branch of violating the separation of powers. 'Bout time. Is this about the 750 laws the White House ignored? Is this about their imprisoning folks in secret jails without trials, or spying on Americans without a warrant? Congress demands the Justice Department stop searching the offices of Congressmen accused on taking bribes.
     
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