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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2017-10-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-16 |
Image Number: |
163634 |
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Good, Ralph. Grimm, do you know any tricks? I can open a beer can by pulling this little tab … I've been home schooled.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2017-04-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-26 |
Image Number: |
157020 |
Caption: |
Be honest, don't you get tired of listening to people's problems all day? Not really, I trained for this for many years. I was a bartender.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2015-06-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-06-06 |
Image Number: |
127236 |
Caption: |
How are your kids? Oh, they're growing up so fast. Did you start a college fund? Oh sure, I've had a college fund for years. Lucky for them. Them? No, I'm still paying off my college. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2015-02-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-02-09 |
Image Number: |
122904 |
Caption: |
After obedience school I'm going to Washington U, in St. Louis, it's the Harvard of the Midwest. Wash. U. But I thought Northwestern was the Harvard of the Midwest. No, it's the University of Chicago! No, it's Michigan! U of Chicago. Go Blue. Okay, okay, then Harvard is the Washington University of the East. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2014-08-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-08-01 |
Image Number: |
114238 |
Caption: |
Look at it this way. American students lag behind in certain subjects. Report Card. F. So just think of me as a loyal American. USA! USA! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2014-05-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-05-16 |
Image Number: |
111273 |
Caption: |
Hey wait, is this one of those obedience charter schools? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2013-10-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-10-11 |
Image Number: |
102260 |
Caption: |
What's that? My application for a movie theory class. What's the biggest question I ask myself when I watch cinema? Buttered or unbuttered. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2013-04-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-04-04 |
Image Number: |
95049 |
Caption: |
Hey, aren't you one of those giant turtles who live for centuries? Yep. Do you like living 250 years? Sure. It gives us a chance to pay off out student loans. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2013-02-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-02-22 |
Image Number: |
93502 |
Caption: |
Hester's scarlet letter gets graded on the curve. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2013-02-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-02-04 |
Image Number: |
93471 |
Caption: |
R. Mom, did you agree to sponsor an exchange student from another comic strip? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2012-10-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-10-27 |
Image Number: |
88453 |
Caption: |
Obedience School. Grimm, that's a great job of playing dead, but we don't give athletic scholarships. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2012-08-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-08-05 |
Image Number: |
84818 |
Caption: |
They say no one can touch him. He's indestructible. Unbeatable. He can't be moved. It's Tenure Man. Justice League. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2012-07-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-07-22 |
Image Number: |
84364 |
Caption: |
Hi, I'm Ralph. Care to celebrate with me? What are you celebrating? I'm training to be a commercial airline pilot. I figured that I've logged a thousand hours flying time instructions already. That's wonderful. What kind of flight training have you had so far. Insert the metal flap into the buckle, then tighten the loose end of the strap like this. Click. Idiot. Please remain in your seats. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2012-06-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-06-20 |
Image Number: |
82245 |
Caption: |
How was obedience school? Not good. She gave an I.Q. test today. How did you do? I misspelled I.Q. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2012-06-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-06-14 |
Image Number: |
81978 |
Caption: |
Obedience School. Don't mind me. I'm just here to audit. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2012-05-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-05-05 |
Image Number: |
80702 |
Caption: |
Oh-oh, she's okay, but my obedience school teacher's car ran off the road yesterday. Oh dear, what happened? She was grading on a curve. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2012-01-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-01-18 |
Image Number: |
75702 |
Caption: |
Obedience School. Some kid ate my homework. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2011-11-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-11-24 |
Image Number: |
73629 |
Caption: |
I spent my allowance to buy one of those "learn a big word a day" calendars. It's a calendar that teaches you a big word to use in a sentence. So what big word did you learn today? Calendar. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2010-07-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-07-23 |
Image Number: |
49970 |
Caption: |
What are you doing? I'm taking a cosmetology class online. In 3 weeks I'm going to be a cosmonaut. Ralph, you can't become a cosmonaut by going to cosmetology school. Really? Well, it's probably a good thing. I can't imaging applying these eyelash extensions in zero gravity. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2010-05-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-05-08 |
Image Number: |
47254 |
Caption: |
Dean of Students. You say you'd like to change your major to something in humanities? Wash. U. |
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