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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-16 education 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-16 Pub. Date: 2016-05-16
Image Number: 143538
Caption: Degrade School. For real: McDonald's holds a school fundraiser called "McTeacher Night" in which teachers must serve food to students at McDonald's Mrs. Hubbard! Keep studying, Tanya, and you can be like me someday. Yes, rather than fund schools properly, let's poison our already pre-diabetic kids! When I grow up, I want to get a good job to pay for my insulin shots! M. And the money is pathetic. But ... why did the clown keep most of the cash? Be quiet. You made $1.50. Coming soon: Nicotine Night! Each cigarette smoked - 10’ for your school! Altria™. Keep puffing, Bobby! Or don't you want chairs this year?
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-10-05 education 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-10-05 Pub. Date: 2015-10-05
Image Number: 133621
Caption: Campus Carry. It's the hot new trend sweeping America's public colleges: Allowing concealed weapons on campus! Because no college student is ever depressed, guns will only be used for protection. $100,000 in debt. Enjoy enhanced theme parties! Wild West Night. Hold still, brah! Great for late-night slice defense. Step away from the pie. Relish the surprise of finding your gun in your messy dorm room! Blam! Oh, there it is! Oh, who are we kidding? This will be the real "Campus Carry."
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-09 education 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-09 Pub. Date: 2015-03-09
Image Number: 124181
Caption: Hey, Caucasians! Angered by the way "racial preferences" make things unequal? Here's how you can beat the system! First, apply to college as a legacy. Hmm … I don't know. This kid is an average student, but his father and grandfather are alumni … and they're doctors! I think his money will fit in just fine! Office of Admissions. After graduation, while the other suckers are sending out resumes, you tap into the old boy network.* Dartvard University. Yo brah, it's Matt. Can you, like, hook me up with a job? Matty! Chug-a-lug! Sure thing, dude! Guess what? My boss is also a Deke! *Nepotism also works. Schmooze your way to the top over the years by charming like-minded business cronies. Ha ha! I like your style, Matty! How'd you like to come work for me? I'll set you up with a sweet package! Speakin' of sweet packages, check out the rack on this little number! Knockers Bar & Grille. Finally, have kids and repeat the process over and over and over ... Madison, Hunter, you'll be up against some tough odds, what with all these special privileges for minorities ... But your daddy will make sure merit prevails in the end!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-01-26 education 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-01-26 Pub. Date: 2015-01-26
Image Number: 122323
Caption: Useful Tips from Senator Joni Ernst. From her State of the Union Response. Growing up, we were raised to live simply, not to waste. Sound advice, considering the GOP's "serious job creation idea" will create 35 permanent jobs. Keystone XL. Help not wanted. In Iowa, we put plastic bread bags over our shoes to keep them dry. Also good for protecting feet from oils spills! Bus. What you'll be doing after Obama's community college plan is blocked. Uh ... No way I can afford college on this wage!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-12-29 education 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-12-29 Pub. Date: 2014-12-29
Image Number: 121030
Caption: Take and Give. Omniwidget International. Dump those 3,000 tons of sludge into the river! Sir, the Chinese factory workers' faces are melting off from toxic acid. Not my problem. Re-elect Paul Ruin. "Nuke the social safety net." I gave $5 million to this guy's Superpac. You even think about forming a union, you die! Boof! Save Pell Grants. These stupid protesters complaining about student loans! 20 years later ... Ah, retirement! Time to devote myself to philanthropy and help those in need!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-09-01 education 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-09-01 Pub. Date: 2014-09-01
Image Number: 116051
Caption: Tips and Tricks for New College Students. Edu-Hut for Profit U. Student Loan Money Gladly Accepted! Free 2006 iPod Nano with Enrollment. If you university looks like this, run away immediately. Econ 101 Term Paper Idea: Explain why you adjunct professor makes 1/100 what the football coach does. American Dream Calculator. Take the numbers before the comma in your student load. $47,000. This is the number of years after graduation until you can even think about buying a house. Career Tip: Consider buy a goat instead. Hi, Mom. Yeah, the semester's going great! Artisanal Cheese $28/lb.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-08-12 education 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-08-12 Pub. Date: 2013-08-12
Image Number: 100434
Caption: Massive resistance to health care reform is underway in Missouri, where officials can be sued for providing advice about the new federal insurance exchanges. Can you tell me about my health insurance options for next year? State Health Dept. SHH! They might be listening! Cue the propaganda posters! Have YOU been talking about Obamacare? Loose lips sink free markets! What to do if someone tries to give you information about health insurance: 1. Insert fingers into ears. 2. Duck and cover. 3. Report the violator to the authorities. Quiz. Mandatory silence about a federal law affecting millions is: A. An abuse of power by literal thought police. B. Freedom! Answer: If you said "A," please report to the State Capitol for re-education.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-06-10 education 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-06-11 Pub. Date: 2013-06-10
Image Number: 98113
Caption: Cash-strapped college students! Interest rates on federal loans could double soon - justified by spending that happened before you hit puberty. Bush tax cuts pass. Next: War in Iraq? Here are some tips for dealing with the rate hike. Pretend you're a bank. Then you can borrow money at 0.75%! The Bank of Justin. Money, please. Attend a school you can afford. Eastern Mongolia Institute for Yak Studies. Registration yurt. Skip college. UQ. Udder Queen. I couldn't afford it before the rate hike!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-10-15 education 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-10-16 Pub. Date: 2012-10-15
Image Number: 88785
Caption: An Evangelical group has condemned an anti-bullying program for schoolkids. Parents, beware! Your child may be asked to sit in the cafeteria with students outside their social group … American Family Association … including homosexuals. "You can't be too careful!" Danny, 14. Once sat with the drama kids. Now costume designer for "Cats." Brandi, 16. Shard fries with a table of goths. Sold off to sex cartel in Kuala Lumpur. Catelyn, 15. Exchanges smiles with the wrong girl in the milk line. Current editor of Godless Quarterly. "Keep your kids safe at home!"
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-10-02 education 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-10-02 Pub. Date: 2012-10-02
Image Number: 88207
Caption: True: When asked to review job applications identical in every way except for names, both male and female scientists preferred the male candidate.* Seems qualified! Joe Blow. Eh. Joanne Blow. Enter the … Universal Laws of Ladies in Science. 1. The Ledbetter Principle. y = (xx)squared. A woman must square her work effort to be seen as equal to a man with the same abilities. 2. Newton's Law of Perpetual Discrimination - The forces of inequality tend to stay in motion unless acted upon. Women's share of computer science degrees. 1985, 37%, 2008, 14%. 3. Actions may trigger equal and opposite reactions. Look, ladies just suck at science! Even ladies know that! *New study by Yale University researchers.
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-06-25 education 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-06-25 Pub. Date: 2012-06-25
Image Number: 86663
Caption: MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE-ITY. These days, there's no shortage of businesspeople who think they know how to run a college. Here's an idea: Let's run this place like a CORPORATION! Wealthy donor and board member. So, it's only fair to ask … What if CORPORATIONS were run like CLASSROOMS? IT's agreed: We're firing the CEO and replacing him with the world authority on Balzac. Executive Bardroom. Today we unveil a new product: Long-lasting KIERKE-GUARD DEODORANT. KIERKE-GUARD. With extra weight-of-existence protection! Undoubtedly, protests would ensue. What a frenzied mob! Oh, nothing a little Masterpiece Theatre can't fix! Nerds Out! Bag the Bards.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-09-12 education 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-09-12 Pub. Date: 2011-09-12
Image Number: 89282
Caption: Slowpoke. Sarah Palin and others like to call the Wisconsin teachers' union "thugs." Yes, these edu-gangsters are a menace to society, with their grammatically-correct threats … Would you like a piece of this? Detention slip. Even worse, sometimes they use "Godfather"-inspired tactics to send a message to their enemies. Aaaaah! Biology lab frog in a pool of formaldehyde. In some cases, entire classrooms are merely fronts for black-market dealing. I've got 1,000 bootleg copies of "The Very Hungry Caterpillar". Shh ... Only they know what secrets lie buried in the playground. What happened here, Miss Sprinkle? Oh, don't you worry about it!
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-08-06 education 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-08-06 Pub. Date: 2011-08-06
Image Number: 89285
Caption: Slowpoke. If you think education is poorly-funded now, just wait until … The Schools of 2020. Attendance made optional. Only nerds show up, costs are cut by 90%. Welcome, anyone who cares. Notice: Building condemned-classes will be held at Starbucks. Textbook space auctioned off. Used to be chapter on Abe Lincoln. Globoplundimaxx. A Century of American Ingenuity. Archibald Twombley, Founder. The History of Ke$ha. Success of 'Tik Tok'. Download on iTunes now! Teaching outsourced to military contractors. This is a math checkpoint! What's 5 x 5? Blam! Too slow! Drive-through graduation. Here's your diploma and a taco supreme. Congratulations! Please visit American Schools again.
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-09-12 education 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-09-12 Pub. Date: 2010-09-12
Image Number: 89895
Caption: Slowpoke. Law Information Nation. Duh? Only 34% of Americans know if Obama is a Christian. 72% can't name the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. Uh … Thurgood Marshall? 8% said this! What if Americans were as ignorant about pop culture as they are about politics? Tiger Woods cheated on his wife, you say? Yeah, RIGHT! Where'd you hear THAT? Snooki? That's like, a cross between sex and snuggling, isn't it? No way - It's a PERSON?! Lebron WHO? Wasn't he the guy who sang "Super Freak"? She's a very kinky gi-irl ... Lady Gaga ... I believe that's a brand of Tater Tots. I LOVE those things!
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-02-01 education 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-02-01 Pub. Date: 2010-02-01
Image Number: 90481
Caption: Slowpoke. The Need for Speed. I'd like a Pronto Patty and a Pepsi … And make it snappy! Burger Pope. Earn your college degree in just 15 minutes! Instalum Online University. Yes! Take me through the six-second freshman orientation now! GO! Get fit in only 2 minutes a day! Total body workout for the busy executive! As Seen On TV. Why waste 70 years when you can live your life in HALF AN HOUR? Try new LIFEWINK! TM.
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-10-27 education 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-10-27 Pub. Date: 2008-10-27
Image Number: 91258
Caption: Slowpoke. After years of pushing for deregulation and no public safety net, Wall Street is now begging to be rescued. AIG. Bear Stearns. Federal Reserve. Lehman Brothers. Meanwhile, you may not be aware of … LESSER-KNOWN BAILOUTS. A run on ringtones meant cellphone users could only download a-ha's "Take On Me." Luckily, the fed stepped in. DO NOT PANIC! We have released 90,000 tones from the national ringtone reserve, including 50 Cent's "Wanksta" and all singles by the Ting Tings. YAY! Math Crisis: Ms. Hamwelder's 6th-period AP Calculus class had complex derivatives spiral out of control. Department of Education. We'll take over from here. The Friedman Freefall: Million of Milton Friedman Books are rendered utterly worthless by the obvious failure of their philosophy. To save the publishing industry, the government buys the books, uses them to build homes for the foreclosed.
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-10-13 education 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-10-13 Pub. Date: 2008-10-13
Image Number: 91256
Caption: Slowpoke. Midway through his speech, McCain becomes mysteriously possessed with the spirit of an ACTUAL maverick! My friends, if you want real change in Washington - URK! Oh, who the hell am I kidding? My campaign is run my lobbyists and the same slimebags who ran Bush's! Palin's speech was written by a former BUSH SPEECHWRITER, for cripes' sake! Of course I picked her as a ploy to win over Hillary supporters. And yes, that was a big, honking insult to their intelligence! Does anyone really think a woman who denies humans cause global warming, supports abstinence-only "education" and book banning, is literally in bed with BP, and demands absolute political loyalty ... Is any DIFFERENT from the clowns currently in charge?! HA! In short, my party blows. I regret the 90% of the time that I voted with Bush. And - URK! As I was saying, Washington is broken and we're gonna fix it. And just as mysteriously, the possession ended.
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 education 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 86619
Caption: Slowpoke. Since we seem to be living in a new dark age, perhaps it’s time for … A Marketing Plan for the Enlightenment. There'd be the reason blimp … Reason Fever - Catch it! Celebrity endorsements … I'm Drooly Julie. Whenever I'm deciding how to pursue some buff young stud, I use LOGIC! tm. Product placement in movies ... Darling, when I saw your Wikipedia entry on the Horsehead nebula, I knew I had to have you. Fast food tie-ins ... Hey kids! Try McSnottle's new Bill Nye the science Guy Happy Meal featuring the Big Bang Burger. BOOM! BOOM Science is fun! BOOM! ... And Nascar sponsorship! The Enlightening Rod. Ben Franklin. "Those who can make you believe the absurdities can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire.
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 education 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 92670
Caption: Slowpoke. Leave Your Child Behind. Hey, parents! Are you concerned that your child will grow up to be an intellectual elite? "Then urge your school district to adopt the Leave Your Child Behind curriculum! There's no fancy book-learning … Except for literal reading of the Good Book." NASA research proves that the sun really stood still in the sky!* *Actual lesson being taught in 300+ school districts. "High-falutin' critical thinking is discouraged, as students are told everything they need to know. European settlers in America liberated the Indians! But I heard ... You heard WRONG! 3x4=34. "We've also retooled the traditional grading system." Oh no! I got an "Arrogant!" I got a Freedom-plus!" "In the end, all of our graduates receive social DUH-grees!" Congratulations, young lady! Aren't you glad you decided against that career in science? Duhhhh ... Enroll your child today ... Because freedumb is on the march! Duh ... Duh ... Duh ... Duh ...
     
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