How's your year going so far, Earl? Great! Opal and I went to Hawaii. We stayed at the Royal Hawaiian on Waikiki Beach. The weather was fantastic. The water was bathtub warm. I got a great tan and learned to surf and dance the hula. And then I woke up.
I had the weirdest dream last night. Was it the one where you see yourself in sun-god robes standing on a pyramid, with a thousand peons bowing and throwing flower petals at your feet? Uh … No. I've never had a dream like that. It was one where I had to clean the grout in a very dirty shower. Man! You are wasting your dream time.