Have you decided who you're going to vote for? No, I can't say I care for either one of them. I'm thinking maybe I'll just cast a write-in vote for God instead. Bad idea. Both candidates would claim you voted for them.
What are you doing, Opal? I'm smooshing these leftover slivers of soap into one big bar of soap. At the risk of sounding reckless, I think we can afford to throw away a few soap remnants. Well, excuse me for wanting to save a little money, Mr. Trump.