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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-09-17 |
| Image Number: |
179513 |
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Beware of dog humans! Hey, who do you think is responsible for most of the world's problems?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-08-23 |
| Image Number: |
179097 |
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Seems like we may be headed for a recession. Is now a good time to get out of the stock market? C-Dog's incredibly bad advice $2. Nah, bruh, now the time to put half your money in McDonald's an' KFC an' let it ride. In hard times, people be double-fisting that comfort food, Big L. Recessions don't last forever, though. That's why you put the other half into 48-Hour Fitness.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Matt Wuerker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Matt Wuerker's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-22 |
| Image Number: |
178722 |
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Uh, if it's not about race, but it's about Socialism, shouldn't you be attacking the … Socialist? Bernie. Enemy of the People. Xenophobe. Dog Whistle Unlimited. MAGA.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jen Sorensen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-08 |
| Image Number: |
178520 |
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First they came for the tofu dogs … Mississippi has banned imitation meat products from being labeled burger or hot dog, punishable by jail. So, what are you in for? Meatcrime. Aren't these the same people who usually complain about the PC language police? Why can't I say the n-word? Also, anyone who uses the phrase Tofurky dog should be locked up! Who'd have guessed hot dog would become an aspirational concept? This soy product is an insult to every honest, upstanding tube of meat paste. And what will Gardenburger do in Mississippi? arden-Gay urger-bay. Hey, that's Pig Latin! No pork-related languages on non-meat products!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-07 |
| Image Number: |
178419 |
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Do you think there's life after death, Clyde? 'Course there is, Big L. You know how much death there been? What do you mean? It's been calculated that in all the time people been here, 100.8 billion of them have died. But C-Dog still here, bruh. This isn't all about you, Clyde. Ask Socrates if this all about me ... Oh, you can't.'Cause he dead. An' I ain't. Good talk, Clyde.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-04-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-04-28 |
| Image Number: |
177270 |
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What's your dog's name? One mile. I like to tell people I walk one mile every day.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-04-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-04-27 |
| Image Number: |
177334 |
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I'm not a cat person. I'm not a dog person. I'm not even a person.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-21 |
| Image Number: |
176647 |
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I don't know why you're raising such a fuss. There's nothing wrong with cutting a person's hair with dog clippers. There, I'm all done. How does it look? Woof!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-01-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-01-10 |
| Image Number: |
175830 |
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Seeing eye dog. Now my work is just guiding people walking around looking at their cellphones.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Nick Anderson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Nick Anderson's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-11 |
| Image Number: |
175432 |
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I'm going to hire the best people, the smartest people. Dumb as a rock. Tillerson. Dumb Southerner. Sessions. He makes up stories … he lied. Michael Cohen. Crazed, crying lowlife, and a dog. Omarosa. Lost his mind … Bannon. Etc … Etc … Etc.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-11-23 |
| Image Number: |
175047 |
| Caption: |
While people are busy domesticating, we'll domesticate people! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-10-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-10-29 |
| Image Number: |
174613 |
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Where's Grimmy? He's auditioning to work at a haunted house. Can you provide references of people you've scared? Haunted House. A few. US Mail. Girl Scout.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-08-22 |
| Image Number: |
173516 |
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You know, Roscoe, I've always been a cat person. But there's something about you that is very accepting and nonjudgmental. I feel like I can tell you anything. Woof! Let's start with where you hide the doggie treats.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jeff Danziger |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-08-21 |
| Image Number: |
173713 |
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Mr. Trump Calls Omarosa a dog. I didn't mean you! Just that evil Omarosa person! Woof! Women's vote 2018.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-08-21 |
| Image Number: |
173507 |
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What's the new dog movie about? It's - a rollicking rom-com about the intertwined lives of people and the dogs that love them. Well? The instant rollicking rom-com left your mouth, I slipped into a vegetative state.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-08-12 |
| Image Number: |
173363 |
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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a special show for you today!!! Yea!! Whooohoo!! Woof woof! Woof woof! Over the years, we have had thousands of people on the show in order to shame, ridicule and exploit their misery for ratings … We've also used the most defenseless among us - children. Proving there's no depth to which we won't sink ... I've become richer than Croesus hosting what is essentially human dog fighting in front of a live studio audience of foaming-at-the-mouth rabble. But all that ends today!!! Starting now we will try to bridge divides, heal the broken, reunite families and loved ones, and endeavor to give children the parents they deserve. Aayeeah!!! What? What? What? I dreamed Maury Povich had a soul ... You are hallucinating.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-05-04 |
| Image Number: |
170939 |
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Our line of over-priced candles needs to include a signature scent. Mine's a crossover designed to appeal not only to dogs but also to people who are easily distracted … It's called squirrel. Mine's laser pointer.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jen Sorensen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-23 |
| Image Number: |
170988 |
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Dog Whistles of our Times. Identity Politics. Seems like every day we hear this: If Democrats want to win, they need to give up on identity politics. Thought experiment: Try replacing identity politics with defending the rights of people who are not white or men. If Democrats want to win, they need to give up defending the rights of people who are not white or men. Civil Rights works too. It's an outrage that those guys got kicked out of Starbucks for being black! Yes, but let's not get too bogged down in Civil Rights. It's almost like the term is used as a polite intellectual veneer for bigotry. I wish women and minorities would know their place and stop complaining. I believe the correct phrase is, It's time to move beyond identity politics. Trump.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-27 |
| Image Number: |
169756 |
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I think it was very compassionate of you to adopt a deaf dog, Emily. A lot of people wouldn't want to give a home to a dog that can't hear. Well, there are some negatives. He wouldn't make a good watch dog, for example. On the plus side, you can sneak into the house with an armload of groceries and unload them before he knews you're home.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-26 |
| Image Number: |
169755 |
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You got a new dog? I adopted him from the shelter. I call him Buster. Well, actually, I don't call him anything. He's totally deaf. He can't hear a thing. Ooh, poor Buster! How do people get your attention? Like this … I've found that the floor vibrations of Flamenco dancing seems to get through to him. Stomp! Stompitty stomp! Stomp!
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