McFood. KFC. Starbok. Oh, no! Human development has degraded my natural habitat! What happened to all the wild animals, Leonard? They could be extinct .. or worse! Worse? Chicken burger with cheese â€¦ You want fries with that?
Ert! Sunshine Toxic Waste Disposal. Here comes economic opportunity to our backyard! I can't look! This is where we're supposed to bury this stuff? We're looking for a "Mr. Checkers". Bark! Yip! Arf!! There's no one here but this dog. Must be some kind of hoax. Yap! Yip!
Dear Lincoln High School, Your 20-year tradition of using the "wildcat" mascot crassly disregards millennia of cat history â€¦ in which we never once played football or any other spectator sport. I demand you cease your insensitive â€¦ exploitation of our image immediately. No self-respecting animal would stand for such degradation. Sincerely, Sasha Professional Cat.