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1. Cartoonist Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott  Baby Blues 2014-11-26 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott
Comic/Cartoon: Baby Blues
Viewable Date: 2014-11-26 Pub. Date: 2014-11-26
Image Number: 119055
Caption: Are you ready for the parade tomorrow? You bet! Four solid hours of marching bands, big balloons and c-list celebrities. WOO HOO! How will we ever be able to sleep tonight? We need some less cynical children.
2. Cartoonist Kieran Meehan  Pros & Cons 2014-10-24 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Kieran Meehan
Comic/Cartoon: Pros & Cons
Viewable Date: 2014-10-24 Pub. Date: 2014-10-24
Image Number: 117687
Caption: Why are you so cynical? I'm not cynical. I'm pragmatic. I'm a realist. That's what all cynics say. Ooh … That's a bit cynical, don’t you think?
3. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2014-10-19 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2014-10-19 Pub. Date: 2014-10-19
Image Number: 117069
Caption: Just a second … "Angel Whispers"? They're kidding, right? Who's kidding? Glade. Apparently the candle you just put into our cart smells exactly like angel whispers. Right. Let's try it. Try it? Helen, how could you let yourself be sucked in by such specious marketing? It's a scented candle, Ed. And it smells nice. The box doesn't say it smells nice. It says it smells like angel whispers. Angel whispers are sounds, Helen - not smells. Sorry, but I refuse to fall for another cynical feint from Madison Avenue. Fine. I'll put it back. Let's go with "Frosted Berry Kiss" instead.
4. Cartoonist Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2014-09-09 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2014-09-09 Pub. Date: 2014-09-09
Image Number: 116218
Caption: "World's greatest grandpa"? -Really? The whole world? -Or just the U.S.? Or just North America? How about India? Africa? South America? China? Know how many grandpas there are in China??? No. -But I know how many horses behinds are sitting on this bench.
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-07-15 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-07-15 Pub. Date: 2014-07-15
Image Number: 113733
Caption: Yesterday some guy tried to tell me not all shootings at schools are "school shootings." He even said gang-related shootings don't count. What, that surprise you? What country you think you livin' in, Big L? They been shootings in "inner city" schools since the eighties. But America only started caring when white suburban kids started killing too. That's kind of cynical, Clyde. Columbine was the "Elvis" of school shootings.
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-05-12 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-05-12 Pub. Date: 2014-05-12
Image Number: 111229
Caption: Can you believe that Clippers owner? Whachoo mean? You know … that guy who told his girlfriend not to bring black people to his games, and not to post pictures online of herself associating with them. It was just three weeks ago. Oh, that. Yeah, I could believe that. What I can't believe is people who can't believe it. What country you think you in, Kumbaya-stan? You're a ray of sunshine, aren't you?
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-03-23 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-03-23 Pub. Date: 2014-03-23
Image Number: 108219
Caption: I'd like you to admit one thing. Which is? Dr. Noodle. That your husband's agreeing to come here is evidence he does care about repairing your relationship. M.A. If, as you believe, your husband is an unemotional, distant man who cares only about being the victor in every aspect of his life ... why would he come here and make himself vulnerable? Because he just wants someone to agree with him that I'M the problem! LOL. Don't you think that's a little cynical? See? The man says you imagine everything. smh.
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-24 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-24 Pub. Date: 2013-12-24
Image Number: 105428
Caption: Do you know any Christmas carols, Rosencrantz? Of course, Tyrone. (Ahem) … The fiirst noel, the ANGELS did say … No … I said "Christmas carols." You know, like "I don’t want to grow up, I'm a Toys-R-Us kid .. " Cynic.
9. Cartoonist Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2013-08-11 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2013-08-11 Pub. Date: 2013-08-11
Image Number: 99849
Caption: Then again, I'm not going to miss his annoying "the-bowl's-half-full" attitude …
10. Cartoonist Greg Evans  Luann 2013-06-07 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2013-06-07 Pub. Date: 2013-06-07
Image Number: 96931
Caption: Man, I can't wait to whip up some healthy mobile food! Yeah. After engine and body work, paint and a new generator. Puppa poopta puppa. Plus licenses, registration, inspections and permits. You sure you wanna marry Mr. Killjoy? I think he's kinda cute when he's being practical. Why can't I picture healthy food comin' out of this truck?
11. Cartoonist Dan Piraro  Bizarro 2013-06-07 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Dan Piraro
Comic/Cartoon: Bizarro
Viewable Date: 2013-06-07 Pub. Date: 2013-06-07
Image Number: 97397
Caption: You see a room full of hot women, I see a room full of future ex-wives.
12. Cartoonist Jim Toomey  Sherman's Lagoon 2013-06-02 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Jim Toomey
Comic/Cartoon: Sherman's Lagoon
Viewable Date: 2013-06-02 Pub. Date: 2013-06-02
Image Number: 97190
Caption: I see you're wearing your rose-colored glasses again. They make me happy. You should get a pair. No thanks. I prefer to see the world in all its untinted reality. No false sense of hope induced by corrective lenses. Nope. Not for me. The real world is a cruel and unfair place where the bad guys win. Your rose-tinted world is an illusion. You deny reality, and in return you get happiness. Besides, if I were happy, I couldn't do what I do. What DO you do? Besides make others unhappy? That's what I do.
13. Cartoonist Berkeley Breathed  Opus 2007-12-23 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Opus
Viewable Date: 2013-01-21 Pub. Date: 2007-12-23
Image Number: 20884
Caption: Ho! Ho! Ho! And what can my elves make for you this year-- Let me interrupt, sir. This may be a good time to reflect on the growing prevalence of a certain factor in today's cynical world. Institutional insincerity. Institutional insincerity? The public's growing embracement of wholesale bulldoo-doo. Santa doesn't like that sort of langua-- Does it bother you how people swallow the bald-faced baloney fed them?... Zip!! ...Dad. JIG'S UP! RUN FOR IT, STEVE!! GET THE INSTITUTIONAL BULDOO-DOOER!! SANCTUARY! FIND SANCTUARY!! THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL!!
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-10-29 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-10-29 Pub. Date: 2012-10-29
Image Number: 89247
Caption: You really think America's going to vote for a guy who changes his opinions more often than most men change their underpants? Un huh. I think you're being cynical. Men change their underpants more often than you think. Especially if you count turning them inside out.
15. Cartoonist Mike Twohy  That's Life 2005-07-25 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2012-03-22 Pub. Date: 2005-07-25
Image Number: 11078
Caption: Eternal Cynic. Flap, flap, flap.
16. Cartoonist Lee Judge  Lee Judge's Editorial Cartoons 2012-01-05 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Lee Judge
Comic/Cartoon: Lee Judge's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-05 Pub. Date: 2012-01-05
Image Number: 75039
Caption: Negative ads catch Newt by surprise. "Who knew the people I planned to use could be so cynical?"
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-01 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-01 Pub. Date: 2012-01-01
Image Number: 74226
Caption: To be honest, I haven't been on a date in a while. I called you for the first time in three years because I just got out of a long-term relationship with a soul-crushing demon who twisted everything I said to make me seem like I was always wrong … Wrong to like Star Trek, wrong to listen to Lenny Kravitz, wrong to ask her not to yell at me. When I said "Don't yell at me," she would say "Why? You think your special or something?" Pass the salt? I once asked her to pass the salt, and she said "A real man would get the salt himself." She was always doing that kind of thing. I asked you out in the hopes you'll restore my faith in romance before I get cynical and bitter. Note to self: Honesty is not the best policy, Would you excuse me for a moment, as I back away slowly and then start running?
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-06 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-06 Pub. Date: 2011-12-06
Image Number: 31624
Caption: "Promotion: (noun) the act of raising someone to a higher position or rank." See, sir? It IS a real word. Oh ... IS it? Sir, you can't refute a fact just by questioning it in a cynical tone of voice while raising one eyebrow. Oh, CAN'T I? No, you can't. (Published originall on 2009-04-14)
19. Cartoonist Jim Borgman Jerry Scott  Zits 2011-12-01 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Jim Borgman Jerry Scott
Comic/Cartoon: Zits
Viewable Date: 2011-12-01 Pub. Date: 2011-12-01
Image Number: 73282
Caption: Hi Jeremy. How was school Meh. "Meh"? That's it? Where's your enthusiasm for life? MEH. Are you always going to be this cynical? Meh.
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-08-24 cynical 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-08-24 Pub. Date: 2011-08-24
Image Number: 64818
Caption: The Candorville Chronicle. Do you know why the cost of living is rising so fast, Brown? It's because people have grown cynical. People feel the American empire is dying, so everyone's trying to grab their piece of the pie before it'a all gone. We must break this vicious cycle, Brown ... before it's too late. Sir, none of this explains why you won't give me a raise. Fight the cynicism, Brown. Fight it!
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