What hole is this? Who's counting? Mind if we play through? Okay, sure. Thanks! Thwack! This course has really gone downhill since they opened it up to croquet players!
I've heard that at one time Donald Duck Comics were banned from Finland because he didn't wear pants. Really? Yup. Once I was refused service at a restaurant for the same reason. Oh? Scritcha. Only in my case it was shoes. Way to ruin a good story!