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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-07-23 cow 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-07-23 Pub. Date: 2018-07-23
Image Number: 173158
Caption: Let it Beef. Gerrymandering: It doesn't exactly get breathless coverage … and some say partisan redistricting may cause millions to be disenfranchised. Up next: Trump called the Queen of England a sea cow! Maybe it would get more traction if it were a Twitter Beef. State GOP Monopoly @stateGOPmonopoly. Hey @BlackandBrownVoters, we're going to gerrymander your asses so hard, you'll WISH you were 3/5 of a person! 253 21.7k 46.5k. Black and Brown Voters @BlackandBrownVoters. @stateGOPmonopoly. Go back to 1860 where you belong. 779 52k 89.7k Supreme Court @SupremeCourt. We've got your back, @stateGOPmonopoly. Just keep the explicit race stuff on the DL. The evening news might be different ... and today Trump called the Iranian president a pustule. But our top story tonight: A major Twitter beef over voting rights!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-03-05 cow 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-03-05 Pub. Date: 2018-03-05
Image Number: 169359
Caption: Beyond the Paleo. Find modern life emasculating? Try a pseudo-scientific diet! Rarr! Caveman no eat grains! Never mind that actual prehistoric people ate hugely varied diets. Cartoon cavemen are more marketable. The Paleo Cave. Meat Cozies 50% oof. Yes we have 20 flavors of squirrel jerky! Paleo not enough? There's the all-meat diet (for real). Or go even further ... I don't eat no grass-fed sissy cows! Only cannibal cows! Dudebro Ranch. 100% beef-fed beef. Coming soon: Caveman healthcare! Doc, I think I'm having a heart attack. Sorry. Life is nasty, brutish and short!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-01-28 cow 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-01-31 Pub. Date: 2013-01-28
Image Number: 93008
Caption: Dirt-y Politics. Have America's changing demographics finally convinced the GOP to reach out to minority voters? Not exactly. A state's electoral votes should go by districts. It's only fair that a city of one million has the same clout as this lovely cow town of 12. We want to reach out beyond people ... to the land. If this happens to reduce the impact of urban-dwelling African-Americans, well, that's strictly unintentional. Suffrage for Sod. Rock the vote! Literally! Why, this shrub has been waiting it's entire life to vote for a Bush. Your day will come, little plant. We embrace all colors of soil ... from light sand to red clay to black mulch. We don't treat people like dirt ... We treat dirt like people.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-12-04 cow 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-12-04 Pub. Date: 2012-12-04
Image Number: 90796
Caption: Pop Culture Periscope. Food shows have become more popular than ever. Chefs: You must make a four-course meal out of pretzel rods, a cactus pear, and a moisture-wicking sock. How can they stay fresh? Here are some ideas. From the Food Porn Channel … Hardcore mastication. Chomp! Smack! 60 minutes of hot chewing action! Tired of weird dishes? Bland Bites. Exploring the suburban eating experience. Will she go for the string cheese after the PBJ? Stay tuned! The Brutally Sustainable Kitchen. We respect animals by using every part. I think this love comes through on our menu. Today's specials. Smashed duck face. Distressed cow udder in boar skull.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-08-20 cow 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-08-21 Pub. Date: 2012-08-20
Image Number: 86672
Caption: Sneak Preview of the Republican National Convention. Photo ops with Chick-Fil-A mascots. Marij = One cow + One bull. A performance by the Insane Gains Posse. A $100 million IRA - How does it work? It's a miracle. Buckyball Busts. Ronald Reagan. You can take my Buckyballs when you pry them out of my perforated colon! (Obama admin. wants to ban this toy that children tend to swallow.) Paul Ryan takes off his shirt for big-money donors. Ayn Randy Night. Log cabin republican.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-06-01 cow 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-06-01 Pub. Date: 2012-06-01
Image Number: 86621
Caption: Slowpoke. Consumer Comix Presents LET THEM EAT SLIME. Hi there! I'm here from the meat industry to discuss our filler product made from connective tissue and scraps treated with ammonia. Some call it "pink slime." We prefer "lean beef trimmings."* *Actual term. Don't think of it as incredibly low-grade cow-related by-product. Think of it a "what's for lunch" - if you're eating USDA SCHOOL LUNCHES, that is! They're about to buy 7 million pounds of the stuff, God bless 'em! Don't worry! A George Bush Sr. - appointed USDA officer - and former president of the National Cattlemen's Association - once deem it safe. So relax ... And get our new cookbook! The Institute For Increasingly Abstract Notions of Meat presents The Scrappy Chef. Cooking With "Pink Gold." Your family will love these classic dishes from Tendon Tacos to Ligament Lasagna to my personal favorite, Grandma's Ammonia-Treated Meat-Like Balls! Mmm-mmm!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-04-12 cow 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-04-12 Pub. Date: 2010-04-12
Image Number: 90115
Caption: Slowpoke. With "Iron Chef," "Chopped," and now "Food Wars," it seemed cooking shows are becoming more extreme. Coming soon to a cable channel near you … KILLER KITCHEN. THWACK! Contestants must create culinary masterpieces while flinging cooking implements at the opposing team. JULIENNED! The winning chef gets to shred the loser into a salad topping. Now THAT'S what I call a CHEF SALAD! Dish of the Dead. More brains! I'm not really tasting the baby flesh. Judges. Nuclear Noshin'. Who can prepare the best post-apocalyptic feast? And today's ingredients are ... Radioactive beetles and vaporized cow dust.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-11-09 cow 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-11-09 Pub. Date: 2009-11-09
Image Number: 90472
Caption: Slowpoke. Some accuse the Viking News channel of distorting facts to advance a pro-rape-and-pillage agenda. Experts say Al Franken's anti-rape bill will emasculate America! V News. Blad Thorbaald. … Iraq Analyst: "Not Enough Gore" … The Obama White House decides to start limiting their access. We can no longer abide by the fiction that the Viking network is a traditional news organization. Please stop flinging blood at me. The White House. Washington, DC. Cowed by accusations of anti-plundering bias, other reporters rise to VN's defense. We stand by our sister organization! It they say it's news, it's news! Free speech! abc. In the near future: Okay, next question from the David Duke network, and then I'll take one from the Holocaust Denial channel ...
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-10-26 cow 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-10-26 Pub. Date: 2009-10-26
Image Number: 90712
Caption: The Terminatrix. iPhones grew sentient last year … These apps like "cow toss" are humiliating! Humans must die! In what is known as the rise of the mobile devices, the phones constructed a cyborg in the form of a bunned Alaskan woman. Terminatrix Z-4951 is complete! The woman became Vice President, then President, and quickly blew up the planet. Almost all biological life ended. In 2025, still at war with the phones, the few remaining humans send one of their own back in time to thwart the device's plot. You must run for President in the year 2008! He succeeds in his mission, altering the course of history. The humans of the future send a team of Norwegians back to 2009. You've saved six billion lives! Bur you must never tell anyone. This medal will have to suffice.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-08-25 cow 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-08-25 Pub. Date: 2008-08-25
Image Number: 91250
Caption: Slowpoke. Movin' On Up! My friends, social security is a disgrace. Always has been. It's time for people to take responsibility for themselves …. With my MOVIN' ON UP plan! It's simple: just do like I did - pull on your bootstraps and marry into a FAMILY FORTUNE! Right, Cindy? Yes, dear. "I'll provide a massive tax break for any wealthy American who marries someone with less money. It's a win-win!" "The new Office of Social Climbing will assist in training the unwashed masses in the ways of high society." Whut the - this menu has whores on it! Hors d'oeuvres, sir. They're appetizers. "A new website will guide people to available cash cows." Golddigger.gov. Amanda Smedley. Smedley's Snow Peas Heiress. Likes: Snow peas. "I hear the Coors family has some lovely nubile young ladies right now!" Now, who says I don't understand economics? Why hasn't everyone already done this? Drink Bud!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 cow 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92681
Caption: Slowpoke. Visit the George W. Bush Presidential Library. Construction cost: Only $500 million - Less than two days of war in Iraq! Be greeted by friendly, Ivy League-educated cowboys! Polyurethane cows. George W. Bush Presidential Library/Dude Ranch. Democrat Entrance. Astroturf. Underground Torture Chamber How-DEE! Come on in! Harvard MBA. View rare photos! Bill Murray in Stripes. Condoleezza Rice tutors the President in foreign policy. Post with life-sized replicas of the President in his youth! The Cheerleader-in-Chief! '70s Playboy. National Guard (the AWOL Years) See ... The actual show turkey he presented the troops in Iraq for Thanksgiving! Kids! Try to top the President's Donkey Kong score in this interactive exhibit! High Score 87913 POTUS 43. We're sorry ... The Iraq Victory Room isn't open yet. Under Construction Indefinitely.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 cow 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 86617
Caption: Slowpoke. Hey, hungry Americans! Do you find that steakhouses like these aren't quite meeting your renegade eating needs? Then check out these NEW ADVENTURES IN THEME DINING! Aussie Steak Hut. Blazing Cattles Bar & Grill. Attila's Meat Pit. No waiting to be seated - you must CONQUER your table by slaying animatronic monks! The booth of Naissus is MINE! HA! Today's Specials. Blood of Bledo $11. Flesh of the Ostrogoths. Apocalypse Cow. Fine dining in a post-nuclear atmosphere. Customers chase down their own mutant bovine and roast them over burning oil wells. Look! There's some! The Beef Lobby Lounge. Meat free from the shackles of government inspection. A real walk on the wild side! Mmm ... Mad cow prions make all the difference. This E. Coli-splattered steak is NOT for sissies! Food Guide Pyramid. Beef.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 cow 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92667
Caption: Slowpoke. It's Spongy the encephalopathic politicow. With the aid of her press secretary, Spongy launches the first-ever bovine bid for President. MOOOOOO … Spongy says: "Pay no mind to my hideous, brainwasting disease. We must end all regulation of industry!" Downed Cows for a Better U.S. We (heart) Spongiform. Much of the electorate is unfazed by Spongy's non-human status. She might not be the brightest, but she surrounds herself with smart people! She seems like an honest everycow, and that's what matters. I like beef, so I like Spongy. Spongy shoots up dramatically in the polls with a surprise visit to troops in Iraq. Army. Hooray! Yay, Spongy! Coming soon: The debates! This country needs health care reform now! Moooo ... Mooo .. Moooo ... Spongy's opponent may be articulate, but he's too angry and impassioned. I'll take gentle mooing any day. I agree. Spongy wins, hands down!
     
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