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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2013-05-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-05-31 |
Image Number: |
96617 |
Caption: |
Cookies! Oh - Where's Knute? He yelled "dance lesson's over!" into my recorder and left. Whey did he do that? Because I'm a sweaty-palmed, ear-panting toe crusher! Rosa will hate our prom date! Oh, Gunnie. Rosa's not worried about crushed toes. She likes you because you don't crush her spirit. Well, MY spirit's crushed. Have a cookie, dear. |
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162. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2013-05-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-05-29 |
Image Number: |
96615 |
Caption: |
I'll bake cookies. You boys will be hungry after your dance lesson! Don’t count out loud! Left arm UP. Don’t pant in my ear! OW! Watch the feet! RELAX! How can I relax with you badgering me?! Dude, can you make your palms stop sweating? I have hyperhidrosis, ok?! You're the worst date EVER! |
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163. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2013-04-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-04-04 |
Image Number: |
94780 |
Caption: |
When did I get these darn gramma elbows? What are gramma elbows? A gramma elbow is this blobby overhang of flesh right above the elbow. Hmm. I've never noticed that. Is there anything you can do about it/ Yeah. Bury my face in a pint of cookie dough ice cream. That should fix it. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Matt Wuerker |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Matt Wuerker's Editorial Cartoons |
Viewable Date: |
2013-03-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-03-22 |
Image Number: |
95126 |
Caption: |
MAKE THE SEQUESTER WORK FOR YOU! Wish I could tip, but with the sequester … Sorry hon, we're all under this sequester. My taxes? Sequestered. IRS. |
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165. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Chip Bok |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Chip Bok's Editorial Cartoons |
Viewable Date: |
2013-03-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-03-15 |
Image Number: |
94864 |
Caption: |
We've moved government out of the bedroom and into the kitchen. Sugar. Lard. Hydrox Cookies. Soda. |
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166. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2013-02-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-02-03 |
Image Number: |
92978 |
Caption: |
Library. Excuse me, can I take out these three self-help books? Of course. It's wonderful seeing a dog trying to improve himself. Cookies. |
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167. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
Viewable Date: |
2012-12-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-12-30 |
Image Number: |
91203 |
Caption: |
(Cursing symbols), You're right! There should be a LOT more of us! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2012-12-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-12-25 |
Image Number: |
91816 |
Caption: |
I'm taking you off the milk and cookies diet. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Signe Wilkinson's Editorial Cartoons |
Viewable Date: |
2012-12-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-12-10 |
Image Number: |
55140 |
Caption: |
Wiki-Hackers Attack Websites. Good news! Our kids are fit for modern warfare! |
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170. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2012-12-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-12-20 |
Image Number: |
90378 |
Caption: |
I wanted to tell the real Santa my Christmas list. Maybe you can mail it to him. Wanna tell me? Ok. A million cookies, a million ice creams, a million waffles, a million pizzas and a million roobeers. Wow. Lots of food. I know! You won’t hafta go shopping for a year! What a relief! WHOOO! |
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171. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2012-12-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-12-09 |
Image Number: |
90463 |
Caption: |
Earl, did you take that cookie from that plate in the kitchen? Nope. Well, you should. I made them just for you. For some reason it doesn’t taste as good now. |
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172. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2012-10-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-10-23 |
Image Number: |
88035 |
Caption: |
There's not $2 taxes on a $1.99 weenie. It's complex, Ox. Don’t worry your little head. You think I'm dumb and you can cheat me. No I don’t. Look, I'll give you 2 cookies. A $1.50 value! That's still 26 cents too much. I'm cancelling this order. Go to Burger Barn, Ox. |
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173. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2012-10-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-10-22 |
Image Number: |
88034 |
Caption: |
Ox! You're back! I like the food here. Then let's feed you! What would you like, hon? Just a wee-weenie. I'm dieting. Oh. Ok. One "wee." That'll be 3.99. 3.99? It says 1.99. Taxes hon. Look! I'll add a free cookie. |
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174. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2012-10-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-10-15 |
Image Number: |
89037 |
Caption: |
I see bread people! A scary movie in Wonderland. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
Viewable Date: |
2012-10-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-10-08 |
Image Number: |
88046 |
Caption: |
New workout? Yep … It's working. Cookies. Thin Mints. Thin Mints. Snickerdoodles. Chocolate Chips. Samoas. Do-Si-Dos. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Gary Varvel |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Gary Varvel's Editorial Cartoons |
Viewable Date: |
2012-10-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-10-08 |
Image Number: |
88517 |
Caption: |
Occupy Sesame Street. Don't end free cookies. Too big to fail. We are the 47%. Will count for gov't funds. Romney Ryan. |
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177. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2012-09-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-09-19 |
Image Number: |
86987 |
Caption: |
Oh, shoot! What's the matter? I was dunking an Oreo in this milk, and it slipped out of my fingers and sank to the bottom. Oh, too bad! Why do bad things happen to good people? |
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178. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2012-09-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-09-12 |
Image Number: |
86738 |
Caption: |
I have to go now, grampa. You have to go? Why? We haven't finished our checkers game! Grampas are only more fun until grammas bake cookies. |
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179. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2012-09-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-09-09 |
Image Number: |
86804 |
Caption: |
What's that design on your t-shirt, Nelson? I don’t know. I think it's Cookie Monster. Personally, I refuse to wear t-shirts with pictures, logos or cute sayings on them. I have no desire to be a walking billboard for anybody or anything. Nope. I wear a plain, classic white t-shirt, just like Marlon Brando and James Dean. Did they have ketchup stains on theirs too? |
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180. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Luckovich |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike Luckovich's Editorial Cartoons |
Viewable Date: |
2012-08-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-08-26 |
Image Number: |
86891 |
Caption: |
Hey, if women can join Augusta National … Girl Scout Cookies. Do-Si-Dos. Thin Mints. |
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