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1. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2015-07-05 cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2015-07-05 Pub. Date: 2015-07-05
Image Number: 128382
Caption: Food Court. Um, Ed … you have a little problem. Problem? Yeah, dad … A problem. Toilet paper. Well, I must look like the biggest idiot ever. Not at all, sweetheart … You look like the biggest fortune cookie ever.
     
2. Cartoonist Brian Crane  Pickles 2015-07-02 cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2015-07-02 Pub. Date: 2015-07-02
Image Number: 128734
Caption: Do we have anything to snack on? There's a package of Oreos in the cupboard. Oh, nice. I see they come in a handy resealable pouch. Ha! As if there'll be any left!
     
3. Cartoonist Ann Telnaes  Ann Telnaes' Editorial Cartoons 2015-06-29 cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Ann Telnaes
Comic/Cartoon: Ann Telnaes' Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-06-29 Pub. Date: 2015-06-29
Image Number: 129201
Caption: Censored. Cite as: 576 U.S. - (2015). Scalia, J., dissenting. Every State violated the Constitution for all of the 135 years between the Fourteenth Amendment's ratification and Massachusetts' permitting of same-sex marriage in 2003. They have discovered in the Fourteenth Amendment a "fundamental right" overlooked by every person alive at the time of ratification, and almost everyone else in time since. They see what lesser legal minds - minds like Thomas Cooley, John Marshall Harlan, Olive Wendall Holmes, Hr., Learned Hand, Louis Brandeis, William Howard Taft, Benjamin Cardozo, Hugo Black, Felix Frankfurter, Robert Jackson, and Henry Friendly - could not. They are certain that the People ratified the Fourteenth Amendment to bestow on them the power to remove questions from the democratic process when is called for by their "reasoned judgment." These Justices know that limiting marriage to one mand and one woman is contrary to reason; they know that an institution as old as government itself, and accepted by every nation in history until 15 years ago, cannot possibly be supported by anything other than ignorance or bigotry. And they are willing to say that any citizen who does not agree with that, who adheres to what was, until 15 years ago, the unanimous judgment of all generations and all societies, stands against the Constitution. The opinion is couched in a style that is as pretentious as its content is egotistic. It is one thing for separate concurring or dissenting opinions to contain extravagances, even silly extravagances, of thought and expression; it is something else for the official opinion of the Court to do so. Of course the opinion's show profundities are often profoundly incoherent. "The nature of marriage is that, through its enduring bond, two persons together can find other freedoms, such as expression, intimacy and spirituality. (Really? Who ever thought that intimacy and spirituality [whatever that means] were freedoms? And if intimacy is, one would think Freedom of Intimacy is abridged rather than expanded by marriage. Ask the nearest hippie. Expression, sure enough, is a freedom, but anyone in a long-lasting marriage will attest that that happy state constricts, rather than expands, what one can prudently say.) Rights, we are told, can "rise ... from a better informed understanding of how constitutional imperatives define a liberty that remains urgent in our own era. (Huh? How can a better informed understanding of how constitutional imperatives [whatever that means] define [whatever that means] an urgent liberty [never mine], give birth to a right?) and we are told that, "[i]n any particular case," either the Equal Protection of Due Process Clause "may be thought to capture the essence of [a] right in a more accurate and comprehensive way, than the other, "even as the two Clauses may converge in the identification and definition of the right. (What say? What possible "essence" does substantive due process "capture" in an "accurate and comprehensive way"? It stands for nothing whatever, except those freedoms and entitlements that this Court really likes. And the Equal Protection Clause, as employed today, identifies nothing except a difference in treatment that this Court ... Obergfell v. Hodges. If, even as the price to be paid for a fifth vote, I never joined an opinion for the Court that began: "The Constitution promises liberty to all within its reach, a liberty that includes certain specific rights that allow persons, within a lawful realm, to define and express their identity." I would hide my head in a bag. The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie.
     
4. Cartoonist Alex Hallatt  Arctic Circle 2015-06-27 cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Alex Hallatt
Comic/Cartoon: Arctic Circle
Viewable Date: 2015-06-27 Pub. Date: 2015-06-27
Image Number: 128347
Caption: Sure! We love cookies! Er … You look awfully big for a girl scout …
     
5. Cartoonist Chris Browne  Hagar The Horrible 2015-06-19 cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Chris Browne
Comic/Cartoon: Hagar The Horrible
Viewable Date: 2015-06-19 Pub. Date: 2015-06-19
Image Number: 128091
Caption: I'm back from China, Helga … and we're rich! Rich! Rich!! They say every cookie contains a fortune! Really? But they're so small!
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-05-13 cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-05-13 Pub. Date: 2015-05-13
Image Number: 126889
Caption: Rudy, you're good with kids. Sit down, I need your advice. Sure thing, boss. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. If a girl scout asked me if she could set up a cookie stand outside the café … What would be the most kid-friendly way to serve her with a cease and desist order? Are you serious? I was thinking of having the process server dress up as Big Bird.
     
7. Cartoonist Brian Crane  Pickles 2015-05-12 cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2015-05-12 Pub. Date: 2015-05-12
Image Number: 126554
Caption: What are you looking for, Earl? I'm helping Nelson look for a little package of Oreo cookies he lost. The ones I saw you eating a while ago? Shhh!
     
8. Cartoonist Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2015-05-03 cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2015-05-03 Pub. Date: 2015-05-03
Image Number: 125609
Caption: Take the second door on the left. Yours is the second door on the left. Follow that lady. Second door on the left. Please follow that gentleman. Candy Crush. Farmville. Dragon City. Cookie Jam. Klondike. Really??? No. But stop sending invites anyway.
     
9. Cartoonist Gary Varvel  Gary Varvel's Editorial Cartoons 2015-04-24 cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Gary Varvel
Comic/Cartoon: Gary Varvel's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-04-24 Pub. Date: 2015-04-24
Image Number: 126325
Caption: Who put these cookie jars on our hands? Scandals.
     
10. Cartoonist Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2015-04-08 cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2015-04-08 Pub. Date: 2015-04-08
Image Number: 125082
Caption: Who do you think you're kidding! There's no such thing as "Gull Scout Cookies."
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-31 cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-31 Pub. Date: 2015-03-31
Image Number: 124958
Caption: All right, I'll admit it: There were just way to many plot twists in the "Empire" season finale. First you find out that thing about Lucious … then there's what Hakeem does to Lucious … then there's what Dre and Rhonda do to Uncle Vernon … then there's what Dre, Rhonda, Cookie, Vernon and Hakeem do to Jamal ... then there's what Vernon and Cookie do to Lucious ... This still doesn't explain why you only really have two friends. Fewer friends means fewer people who can DO to me.
     
12. Cartoonist Brian Walker Greg Walker Mort Walker  Beetle Bailey 2015-03-24 cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Walker Greg Walker Mort Walker
Comic/Cartoon: Beetle Bailey
Viewable Date: 2015-03-24 Pub. Date: 2015-03-24
Image Number: 124231
Caption: 1st Bank. I'm stationed in a barracks with a bunch of moochers. Can I deposit these cookies and withdraw one when I want one?
     
13. Cartoonist Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott  Baby Blues 2015-03-02 cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott
Comic/Cartoon: Baby Blues
Viewable Date: 2015-03-02 Pub. Date: 2015-03-02
Image Number: 123368
Caption: Creak! Pop! Crack! Creak! Pop! Snap! Gulp! Good morning, mom! Thank goodness for middle-aged knees. Once I heard her coming from next door!
     
14. Cartoonist Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott  Baby Blues 2015-02-28 cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott
Comic/Cartoon: Baby Blues
Viewable Date: 2015-02-28 Pub. Date: 2015-02-28
Image Number: 123035
Caption: Can I have some? No! Raw cookie dough might make you sick. Mom says to help yourself to some cookie dough. Oh, boy!
     
15. Cartoonist Brian Crane  Pickles 2015-02-27 cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2015-02-27 Pub. Date: 2015-02-27
Image Number: 122735
Caption: I'm bored. Can we go somewhere? Go somewhere? Where is it you want to go? Can we go to the petting zoo? Why? We've got an old goat right here. You can feed him a cookie if you want.
     
16. Cartoonist Brian Walker Greg Walker Mort Walker  Beetle Bailey 2015-02-22 cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Walker Greg Walker Mort Walker
Comic/Cartoon: Beetle Bailey
Viewable Date: 2015-02-22 Pub. Date: 2015-02-22
Image Number: 122408
Caption: Holy cow! Look how much it snowed last night! It's the snowstorm of the century! It must be six feet! We're not going anywhere. Grab your shovels, men! You're kidding! This is insane! Cookie will never make it to the mess hall! But that means I can raid his cake supply!
     
17. Cartoonist Chris Browne  Hagar The Horrible 2015-02-11 cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Chris Browne
Comic/Cartoon: Hagar The Horrible
Viewable Date: 2015-02-11 Pub. Date: 2015-02-11
Image Number: 122432
Caption: I'd like to sit down with you and settle our differences! Well … that's very mature of you! Okay … How would you like to start? With some milk and cookies!
     
18. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2015-02-10 cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2015-02-10 Pub. Date: 2015-02-10
Image Number: 122425
Caption: Dustin had a horrible day at work. Misery. Total misery. I was coerced into ordering forty bucks' worth of Girl Scout cookies from co-workers' daughters. A month from now we'll be up to our ears in Thin Mints, Peanut Butter Patties and Do-Si-Dos. Here's a twenty. Misery loves company.
     
19. Cartoonist Steve Kelley Jeff Parker  Dustin 2015-02-09 cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley Jeff Parker
Comic/Cartoon: Dustin
Viewable Date: 2015-02-09 Pub. Date: 2015-02-09
Image Number: 122424
Caption: Good day at work? Not great. I spend nearly everything I earned ordering girl scout cookies from co-workers. That hardly seems fair. Four different parents strong-armed me into filling out order forms from their daughters. Turns out girl scout cookies are the ultimate mom-and-pop business.
     
20. Cartoonist Brian Crane  Pickles 2015-02-05 cookie 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2015-02-05 Pub. Date: 2015-02-05
Image Number: 122157
Caption: You hear about so many people with addictions these days. All kinds of weird addictions. I'm so glad I'm not addicted to anything. Ahem! Cough! Cough! Cookie dough is NOT an addiction!
     
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