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21. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-08-11 Congress 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-08-11 Pub. Date: 2014-08-11
Image Number: 115114
Caption: Getting Burned. The GOP recently blocked emergency funding for fighting raging wildfires in the west. Live. Washington State. Eh, we'd have to offset the cost … Hey, time for a month-long vacation! Now the forest service must borrow from the Wildfire Prevention Fund. Only you can prevent forest fires. Smokey. No, seriously. Only you. I'm out of cash. It's like the Republican healthcare plan for America's wilderness areas. Who needs preventative care when you can always go to the "emergency room"? Reacting to crises after they happen: It's how we roll. You know, we're going to have more droughts and wildfires if we don't deal with global w - I can't hear you over this drilling equipment! RRRR!
     
22. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-10-07 Congress 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-10-08 Pub. Date: 2013-10-07
Image Number: 102645
Caption: How to Save the Republican Brand. The debt ceiling crisis had angered many Americans at the GOP. Here's how they can save face. So you've been blamed for shutting down the government. A guide. More feigned outrage at their own doings. No one is replacing the toilet paper in the house restrooms! Will Obama stop at nothing? New slogans. Republicans: "At least we keep things interesting." I'm not a terrorist. I'm a fiscal freedom fighter! Rename the party a nonsense word, like Philip Morris did with Altria. We're no longer Republicans. We're the Escalades. Wait, that's already taken. Don['t worry about it. If George W. Bush, Sarah Palin and Mitt Romney couldn't ruin the brand, nothing will. God bless America's short-term memory.
     
23. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-04-21 Congress 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-04-22 Pub. Date: 2013-04-21
Image Number: 96247
Caption: A Well-Funded Militia. Another legislative massacre! The Herald-Spitoon. Senate killed gun safety measure. Bill dies despite overwhelming public support. Many irate citizens begin demanding background checks for those trying to purchase a congressman. It's time we stopped elected officials from falling into the wrong hands! The background checks would close the "Fundraising Show" loophole, in which dangerous politicians are openly sold. I'll take an assault senator! Lobbyists vow a nasty fight. Once you start tracking who owns what government stooge, it's a slippery slope to having our government stooges taken away!
     
24. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-02-18 Congress 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-02-19 Pub. Date: 2013-02-18
Image Number: 93809
Caption: Postal Service Of The Future. Here comes the mailbot! Finally. Remember when mail came six days a week instead of one? Oh yes, before Congress forced PRIVATIZATION … Those were the days! No contracts, not delivery fees, no excess mail charges … Close your eyes! Mail service commencing. Mail Master 8000. BOOM! Letter Lobber 9000. Chomp! ... No piles of ads for other mail services ... Compu-Carrier 9500. Pure Postal! Try Mail-Woo! Zip-e Post. Wiz-Delivery Sack-o-Mail.
     
25. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-01-07 Congress 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-01-08 Pub. Date: 2013-01-07
Image Number: 92166
Caption: The fate of the economy now hinges on the unhinged. If our demands aren't met, we're takin' this whole f#@!*&n' popsicle stand down! Of course, they're just obeying the founding fathers. Patrick Henry's famous "chicken speech". I do believe that a game of chicken is the wisest manner in which to settle a major policy dispute. Lincoln routinely spoke wrapped in explosives. And if you heed not my words, we shall all verily go up in flames. Some may recall the famous "Schoolhouse Rock" animation about this. I'm just a bill ... A Republican bill ... And if I don't pass, say goodbye to your ass ...
     
26. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-08-01 Congress 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-08-01 Pub. Date: 2012-08-01
Image Number: 86650
Caption: WEALTHCARE. The right-wing Supreme Court justices were bitterly divided on health care. But there was one little-known ruling they all agreed on. We must protect the health of CORPORATE CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS! Under the new Wealthcare law, all pre-existing conditions are covered. From bill tears ... To viral infections. Account Balance $4,712,893. ! Security Alert. All political money shall receive free checkups. I've lost my voice, I've been speaking on behalf of so many lobbyists! Happens all the time! To: Senator Doofus. One million & 00/100. "Better wealthcare means putting America's greatest ORATORS back to WORK! Hi-ho, hi-ho! It's off to Congress we go! To: Senator Doofus. One million & 00/100.
     
27. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-07-02 Congress 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-07-02 Pub. Date: 2012-07-02
Image Number: 86664
Caption: WEALTHCARE. The right-wing Supreme Court justices were bitterly divided on health care. But there was one little-known ruling they all agreed on. We must protect the health of CORPORATE CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS! Under the new Wealthcare law, all pre-existing conditions are covered. From bill tears ... To viral infections. Account Balance $4,712,893. ! Security Alert. All political money shall receive free checkups. I've lost my voice, I've been speaking on behalf of so many lobbyists! Happens all the time! To: Senator Doofus. One million & 00/100. "Better wealthcare means putting America's greatest ORATORS back to WORK! Hi-ho, hi-ho! It's off to Congress we go! To: Senator Doofus. One million & 00/100.
     
28. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-06-01 Congress 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-06-01 Pub. Date: 2012-06-01
Image Number: 86649
Caption: Slowpoke. The O'Reilly Method. Bill O'Reilly had this to say about law student Sandra Fluke, who testified before Congress about her friend needing birth control for ovarian cysts. So let me get this straight, Ms. Fluke … You want me to give you my hard earned money so you can have sex. Since O'Reilly is so concerned about paying for birth control, we at Slowpoke helpfully offer a cheaper alternative. For just $9.95, you can own an audio-recording of O'Reilly's sexual advances, as found in the harassment lawsuit filed against him by a female employee.* O'Reilly's Juiciest Phone Sex Bits. As ready by Henry Kissinger. Works faster than a cold shower ... Almost instantly! I Vonce received a message Een a cabana een Bali, and ze little brown voman vas amazed at ze size of my penis. You should buy a vibrator and name eet. I can show you how to use eet. Who needs an aspirin between the knees when you have this? ... Den I vould take ze other hand vith ze falafel thing and I'd put it on your ... AAGH! That does it! I'm never shtupping again! WARNING: Money saved on contraception may be offset by money spent on therapy. * www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/o reilly.
     
29. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-11-14 Congress 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-11-14 Pub. Date: 2011-11-14
Image Number: 89609
Caption: Slowpoke. Fun with False Equivalence. Some readers complained that last week's cartoon focused only on violent right-wing rhetoric. In the spirit of fairness, we bring you examples of prominent progressives using such language.* Keith Olbermann. Welcome to tonight's countdown ... to armed revolution! Who will be in our crosshairs tonight? Stay tuned! Bernie Sanders, in a little-noticed line from his recent filibuster ... And if congress keeps the Bush tax cuts for the rich, I'm cleaning my guns and getting ready for the big show! Now, let's take a look at this pie chart ... Paul Krugman. It's time to water the tree of liberty with the blood of supply-side economists! Although it does seem like a waste of good ammunition! Rachel Maddow's machine gun social for gay marriage. Fire and M16 for equality! Marriage = 1 man + 1 woman. If ballots don't work, bullets will!
     
30. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-10-24 Congress 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-10-24 Pub. Date: 2011-10-24
Image Number: 89606
Caption: Slowpoke. Year of the Mombies. The "Protect Life Act," recently introduced in congress, says doctors can let a pregnant woman die if saving her life kills the fetus. Blastocyst = life. Fully-grown woman: Expendable fetus-mobile! But if pregnant women don't count among the living ... technically that makes them undead. Baby ... want ... Chunky ... Monkey ... Pick ... les ... Which raises important legal questions, such as: Do undead baby-incubator zombies need to pay taxes? Report all W-2 income UNLESS you are but a vessel for an actual human being. And clearly pregnancy tests will be required at the polls so that only living women vote: I'm afraid you'll have to pee on the stick, ma'am, before you can proceed to the voting booth.
     
31. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-09-29 Congress 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-09-29 Pub. Date: 2011-09-29
Image Number: 89289
Caption: Slowpoke. Obama cuts deal to live in tent. In a historic bipartisan compromise, President Obama has agreed to move into a tent on the White House lawn while senior GOP lawmakers occupy the White House. Base Camp One. "Speaking earlier at a press conference, the President sounded triumphant." I have always said the democratic party is a big tent, and now I'm putting that belief into practice. This is what happens when Congress works together for the good of the country! "Obama's new quarters will consist of a four-person tent for sleeping, and an oval-shaped tent for working. Now I can show my solidarity with America's growing population of canvas home-dwellers. Two Months Later. In order to cut the tent expenses from the federal budget, I've agreed to live in a box in the Nevada desert. Victory again!
     
32. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-05-28 Congress 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-05-28 Pub. Date: 2011-05-28
Image Number: 89278
Caption: Slowpoke. The latest debt ceiling demands. Demand #41: Republican members of congress shall be constantly supplied with M&Ms. Obama must personally pick out all the green ones. Sigh. Demand #126: Everything must be named after Reagan. So, where are you from? Regan City, Reagan. Me too! Did you got to Reagan High? Yep! Go Gippers! Reagan Blvd. Demand #383c: The White House must admit to a fake scandal of our choosing. Yes, I maintained a harem of pygmy goats in the Lincoln bedroom. I'm very sorry. August 2. Okay, we've supplied the M&Ms, named everything Reagan, and I've confessed to bestiality. Very good. Here's our new list of demands ...
     
33. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-05-14 Congress 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-05-14 Pub. Date: 2011-05-14
Image Number: 89283
Caption: Slowpoke. GOP vows to "clean up" environmental laws. Fun fact. House republicans recently slipped 39 anti-environmental riders into an appropriations bill. We urgently need to cut back on emissions … from the EPA! Rep. Perkins (R - ID) I propose we take these toxic regulations and bury them deep inside Yucca Mountain! There, they will no longer threaten that endangered waterfowl, the golden goose. And speaking of mountains, we must continue our fight to remove all the mountaintops cluttering up Appalachia. Before. After. Who doesn't want more sky? Yes, with a little effort, we can prevent economic climate change for my corporate don - I mean Americas economy. We just have to think green.
     
34. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-12-20 Congress 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-12-20 Pub. Date: 2010-12-20
Image Number: 89602
Caption: Slowpoke. The off-center enter. As political compromise seems to shift ever rightward, what deals can we expect from the congress of the future? 2013. Social security may be gone, but we've made sure every senior gets a Snuggie at age 67! Should be 70, but ok. 2016. Meat inspection may be a thing of the past, and E. coli is now considered a nutrient ... but I fought hard to keep "cook thoroughly" on the package! Nanny state nonsense - but whatever. Ground beef. Cook thoroughly. 2017. We kept an 18-hour workday for child coal miners and imposed a $500 fine for each accidental skull-crushing. It's still government interference in the market. Oh well! 2019. Success! When we lick the jackboots of our Beckistani overlords, they are required to wipe them first with moist towelettes! It's liberal fascism, but what can you do? All hail the buzzcut.
     
35. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-01-01 Congress 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-01-01 Pub. Date: 2010-01-01
Image Number: 86644
Caption: Slowpoke. After an epic battle, health care reform finally passed. But THE GAME'S NOT OVER! There's still an … OBSTACLE COURSE TO CIVILIZED HEALTH CARE. HCA Bill. What Kennedy legacy? Massachusetts Might elect a republican senator who could torpedo the whole thing! I'll show you a minority whip! Reconcile THIS! Both the House and Senate must reconcile their bolls. Come to daddy ... Next, the bill must run through a maze of hedges while being chased by Jack Nicholson wielding an axe! Did you hear the one about Americans paying way more for health care than the rest of the world? The bill must then last and entire year as host of "The Tonight Show." Finally, it's signed into law! Until ... DUMP!
     
36. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-01-01 Congress 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-01-01 Pub. Date: 2009-01-01
Image Number: 86606
Caption: Slowpoke. Everybody Loves Bipartisanship! I hate everything you stand for. But let's work together! Likewise, old chap, we must put aside our differences for the good of the nation! Hear, hear! Done and done! YAY! Yes, the magic of bipartisanship holds the answers to America's problems, past and present! Segregation. I say integrate. Separate forever! Bipartisan Solution: Black schools are moved 100 feet closer to white schools. East Caucasian High 3 Miles This Way. It's the start of a new era! Fair Pay! Equal pay for equal work! Women earn what they deserve! Bipartisan Solution: Women paid less than their male peers are eligible for coupons for the difference, redeemable in aprons and rolling pins. Food Safety. Regulate the food industry better! Let 'em fix themselves! Bipartisan Solution: Companies may kill up to five children before the government steps in. Toxic peanut butter bar. Now let's try it for global warming and the economy!
     
37. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-01-01 Congress 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-01-01 Pub. Date: 2009-01-01
Image Number: 86636
Caption: Slowpoke. The persistence of Joe. Oh darling, I've waited so long for this moment. As have I, my dear. HEL-LO! Joe Lieberman?! *Gasp! Pant!* Could that be water? Surprise! Croak! I've gone over your x-rays, sir, and the news isn't good … You've got a filibustering Senator stuck in your colon. But I don't have health insurance! You'll have to take that up with him. Lieberman: He's everywhere you don't want him to be.
     
38. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-04-28 Congress 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-04-28 Pub. Date: 2008-04-28
Image Number: 91234
Caption: Slowpoke. Since McCain supports warrantless wiretapping, we at Slowpoke have taken the liberty of putting the all-talk express under surveillance … … In the name of national security of course! P's Plumbing. All Talk Express. What are they doing now? McCain just had a nice, long chat with Joe Lieberman about jowl maintenance. And his lobbyist campaign adviser is making calls for his clients AT&T and Blackwater - both of which receive oversight in Congress ... From McCain!* Interesting. Oh, McCain just told his aids to turn down the Victrola so he could make an important call! He's on the horn with Pastor John Hagee, who craves Armageddon and blames Jews for their persecution. He's asking for his endorsement!* I think someone just mooned me. (sigh) It's the price we must pay to keep America safe. P's Plumbing. All Talk Express. *Not Made Up.
     
39. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 Congress 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92337
Caption: Slowpoke. Does it seem like your credit card company constantly sends you new conditions and fees? Due to your history of paying off your entire balance every month, we are instituting an "on-time" fee of $39. The lat fee is now $39.50. Since deregulation of the industry began in 1980, profits from fees have skyrocketed. Here are some more fees we can expect in the future. Trademark Inscription Fee - fee for use of a company's name while writing them on a check. 6/23/07. Super Uberbank. Seven hundred fifty-two. 752.00. It's OUR intellectual property! The Non-Psychic Billing Fee - For having bills sent by email rather than telepathically. Current account balance $1,182.39. Unconventional Usage Fee - for using card to jimmy open locked doors. The Corrupt Congress Fee - in honor of those who passed the bankruptcy bill and other industry-friendly laws. Just doing the work of the people. Give me my money now. The Borrowing Money While Poor Fee - just in case other fees, 30% interest rates, and predatory marketing aren't enough to push you over the edge. "You're pre-approved to be our debt slave!" The Complaining About Fees Fee - tiny voice recognition microchip in your card detects kvetching, alerts central computer. This fee is Bulls#!t! Account #13978420 -1246703 is resisting.
     
40. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 Congress 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92345
Caption: Slowpoke. Three of the Republican Presidential candidates don’t believe in evolution. Most G.O.P. Congress members don’t believe humans are contributing to climate change. Science contains the word "sin," you know. Coincidence? I think not. Since you can't choose the science you like and don't like, we at Slowpoke propose denying the BENEFITS of science to these politicians, starting with health care! Each one will be assigned a MEDIEVAL PHYSICIAN! I did not descend from an ape! Come with me, sir. While politicians who accept empiricism will get modern-day drugs ... These antibiotics will clear that infection right up! .... Those who don't will receive spins in a giant centrifuge designed to balance one's humors. WAAAAAAAAAA! Wait! You haven't drunk your treacle yet! After a while, even the staunchest deniers of scientific consensus will come around! Okay, okay! Darwin was right! Now can I PLEASE have my Viagra back?
     
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