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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-11-03 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-11-03 Pub. Date: 2019-11-03
Image Number: 180124
Caption: Essential conundrum: Until I've had morning coffee, I lack the strength to order or even open my mouth. Get me the intravenous kit.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-09-15 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-09-15 Pub. Date: 2019-09-15
Image Number: 179422
Caption: Hello? Hi. Could I start you with some coffee? No thanks, that might make me too excited, and I'm in a presidential debate in a few hours. I'm Patsy Milquetoast, 23rd person on the Democratic debate stage. Who? Don't you remember me from the last debate? I'm the one who took a bold stand against boldness. I thought that was that John Delaney guy, who kept saying we can't do big things. I thought John was being too confrontational when he said all that. You can't beat someone by confronting them. Um ... I hope my saying that didn't offend you ... not that there'd be anything wrong with you being offended.
     
3. Cartoonist Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2019-09-07 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2019-09-07 Pub. Date: 2019-09-07
Image Number: 179216
Caption: This says you serve a bottomless cup of coffee. That's right. How des the coffee stay in the cup? Menu. Café.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-04 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-04 Pub. Date: 2019-08-04
Image Number: 178780
Caption: Triple espresso, please. No caffeine for you, Uncle Mort. Doctor's orders. I thought you might say that. That's why I brought along my doctor. He can attest that I'm perfectly healthy and can tolerate vast quantities of caffeine. Mortimer Park is perfectly healthy and can tolerate vast quantities of caffeine. His bones are strong, his blood pressure is dandy, and he's got the pancreas of a man half his age. Give my patient a quadruple espresso, stat!!! You're a great ventriloquist, but your aim is lousy.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-05-26 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-05-26 Pub. Date: 2019-05-26
Image Number: 177780
Caption: One coffee please. Latte? Regular coffee. Menu. Espresso? Au lait? Mocha? Ice blended half-caf? Hazelnut thai treat? Pumpkin rhubarb spiced banana organic beef au gratin mashup latte? Regular coffee. Please, I'm begging … Almost got her. I'll pay extra. One regular coffee. Coming up.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-03-30 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-03-30 Pub. Date: 2019-03-30
Image Number: 176944
Caption: What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a man ordering coffee before? Best. Dad. Ever. I'll also have a raspberry muffin. What? Reason #7 not to have kids.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-03-11 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-03-11 Pub. Date: 2019-03-11
Image Number: 176736
Caption: What're you doing? Watching tv. On your computer? Sure. There are tons of shows available for streaming over the internet. Let me rephrase. Why aren't you getting me the coffee I ordered?! When this season of Lost is over.
     
8. Cartoonist Steve Kelley  Steve Kelley's Editorial Cartoons 2019-01-30 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Steve Kelley
Comic/Cartoon: Steve Kelley's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-01-30 Pub. Date: 2019-01-30
Image Number: 176068
Caption: I'd like a tall, skinny third-party candidate with an extra shot of appeal to the Democratic base … Howard Schultz 2020?
     
9. Cartoonist Jack Ohman  Jack Ohman's Editorial Cartoons 2019-01-30 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Jack Ohman
Comic/Cartoon: Jack Ohman's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-01-30 Pub. Date: 2019-01-30
Image Number: 176095
Caption: … America, your Howard Schultz independent candidacy is ready!!! Howard Schultz candidacy for America … America? Your order is ready. America. Hello? Hello.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-09-16 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-09-16 Pub. Date: 2018-09-16
Image Number: 173878
Caption: Black coffee, please. That'll be extra. What? It's the least popular item on the menu. I'm not following. It's supply and demand. Mocha, white mocha, caramel macchiato, breakfast blend, veranda blend, peppermint onion cactus blend. Those are our most popular drinks. Still not following. People love that stuff, so we have lots of it. You ordered something that's highly unpopular, and therefore it's incredibly rare. Very bad man. You might as well have ordered a unicorn.
     
11. Cartoonist Rex May  Rex May Gag Cartoons 2008-06-28 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Rex May
Comic/Cartoon: Rex May Gag Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-08-27 Pub. Date: 2008-06-28
Image Number: 24495
Caption: Yuppiemeal -- $4.95. Brie, latte, and a bran muffin!
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-07-08 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-07-08 Pub. Date: 2018-07-08
Image Number: 172381
Caption: Halt! What? What'd I do? Did you order a non-fat latte? Yeah, so? Then you poured in a heap of half-and-half. Well, I … You're lying to yourself. You fashion yourself a heart-healthy consumer then give in to your debased nutritional habits and tastes. you probably hate big government but like pork projects in your district or favor states' rights but want courts to ban gay marriage at the federal level. What? Coffee habits as prism into a moral hypocrisy!!! Plus, that drink just sounds like it tastes terrible. I absolutely need a huge dollop of sugar.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-07-08 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-07-08 Pub. Date: 2018-07-08
Image Number: 172758
Caption: HALT! What? What'd I do? Did you order a non-fat latte? Yeah. So? Then you poured in a heap of half-and half. Well, I - You're lying to protect yourself. You fashion yourself a heart-healthy consumer then give in to your debased nutritional habits and tastes. You probably hate big government but like pork projects in your district or favor states' rights but want courts to ban gay marriage at the federal level. What? COFFEE HABITS AS PRISM INTO MORAL HYPOCRISY!!! Plus, that drink just sounds like it tastes terrible. I absolutely need a huge dollop of sugar.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-27 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-27 Pub. Date: 2018-05-27
Image Number: 171404
Caption: What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it sounds iffy. Just give me the usual aspartame-trans fat medley.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-04-20 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-04-20 Pub. Date: 2018-04-20
Image Number: 170596
Caption: How come when I ordered my coffee, you told me the deep state is out to get our president? Because it is, Randy. Also, all news about dear leader is fake, except for the news that tells you about how all the news is fake. What? What are you doing? Did the boss put you up to this? That's fake news. Did your boss happen to strike a deal with Sinclair Broadcasting? Also, white supremacists aren't all that ba -- Oh, I just can't do it.
     
16. Cartoonist Signe Wilkinson  Signe Wilkinson's Editorial Cartoons 2018-04-18 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Signe Wilkinson
Comic/Cartoon: Signe Wilkinson's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-04-18 Pub. Date: 2018-04-18
Image Number: 170777
Caption: Cuffing everyone who ever waited for a friend to arrive before ordering their mocha frappuccinos ...
     
17. Cartoonist Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2018-04-11 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2018-04-11 Pub. Date: 2018-04-11
Image Number: 170178
Caption: Jesus the Barista who turns regular into decaf … Excuse me, but there's nothing in my cup … You ordered an expresso, right? Yes. There's no such thing as an expresso, so you got nothing in your cup. Jesus can be a real jerk. It's hay-soos.
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-03-11 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-03-11 Pub. Date: 2018-03-11
Image Number: 168763
Caption: What are you scribbling on your pad there, nephew? I ordered a quintuple espresso with extra caffeine, and right away you started scribbling. Is it about me? You're not documenting my orders and passing them on to my wife, or my doctors, are you? I'm a grown man! I can handle anything! I've been drinking coffee since before you were born, you traitorous, whippersnapping tattle-tale! Will I go unreported if I downgrade to a quadruple? Does whippersnapping have on p or two?
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-01-14 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-01-14 Pub. Date: 2018-01-14
Image Number: 166645
Caption: I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-12-03 coffee order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-12-03 Pub. Date: 2017-12-03
Image Number: 165381
Caption: Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to me. Too much caffeine can literally kill you. Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to? When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss. That big galoot and I were always pranking each other like that. It was different times. Don't judge. What were we talking about, again? You were ordering the gentle flower chamomile tea.
     
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