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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-12-11 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-12-11 Pub. Date: 2017-12-11
Image Number: 166208
Caption: Mr & Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2017. Now that the mall has closed, I guess we'll try this shopping center. The Bunker Bunker. Survive in style! Lead throw pillows $49. The Bump Stockyard. Rapid-fire deals! Fashy Bug. Make it a white polo Christmas! Doesn't Auntie Perkins like Fashion Bug? Yes, but this looks different. Gorka-Tex™ all-weather stomping gear. Made in Hungary. This stuff is very popular now, I gather. Um ... let's just look for a cute animal calendar. Flag capes. Kek ties. Mein Katpf. 2018 calendars. Der Fürer. Überkatzen. The Will to Purr. On second thought, maybe I'll just bake her a fruitcake.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-05-29 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-05-29 Pub. Date: 2017-05-29
Image Number: 158771
Caption: A Brief History of Liberal Demonization. 1988: Rush Limbaugh began broadcasting nationally. Liberals are arrogant, condescending smart alecks. Feminazis! Also sluts. 1996: Fox News launched. Liberals are elites who despise you and want to give your money to welfare queens and start a war on Christmas! Fox News. Up next: Why do liberals hate the troops? 1998: Ann Coulter published first book. Liberals are slanderous! Treasonous! Godless! Demonic! As it says here. Slander. Treason. Godless. Demonic. 2017: Liberals self-demonize. I did call some conservatives misogynist bigots. Gasp! And I made a plumber butt joke! Trump is our fault! Op-ed. Liberals, we must stop with the elitist condescension.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-14 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-14 Pub. Date: 2015-12-14
Image Number: 136693
Caption: Mr. and Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2015. Death Star-Shaped Christmas Hams are here! What to get for Auntie Perkins? Anything NOT Star Wars-themed! Limited Edition "Scent of Yoda" aromatherapy candles. How about - never mind. Sale! Star Wars Vader Graters. There's always jewelry! Wait, these aren't pearl earrings - these are tiny BB-8 droids! May I help you? Is there nothing here that's not a movie tie-in? Mall security. I'm afraid you'll have to leave, ma'am.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-11-24 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-11-24 Pub. Date: 2014-11-24
Image Number: 119533
Caption: Grandpa Perkins' Thanksgiving Tirade. Can you believe Obama and this immigration nonsense? I don't recognize this country anymore. When I was growing up, we lived in a small town where everyone knew everyone! You shopped at your neighbors' store! Now everything is made by foreigners ... and all those good jobs with family businesses are gone - thanks to immigrants! Where are you going? It's 6:00! Time to hit the pre-Black Friday sale at Krap-Mart!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-09-14 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-09-14 Pub. Date: 2014-09-14
Image Number: 116649
Caption: Digital dipwads are everywhere these days. Here we examine some in … The Guide to E-holes. Alpha Dog Emailer - Shirley, I want the4 bastrd whuio birought fru8ttcake to xmas praty fired asap. My time is too important for grammar. Player of "Facebook Chicken". I always wait for the "people you may know" to friend me first. Status Message Apple Polisher. Pat Doogan can't wait to get to work today! 7:24am. Pat Doogan is doing everything he can to help his clients! 10:09am. Turnpike Texter. Beeep! Honk! Honk honk. jeez, can't you people see I'm typing? Weaving drunkenly at 27 mph.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-12-16 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-12-17 Pub. Date: 2013-12-16
Image Number: 105351
Caption: Shooting Backwards. Pro-gun groups are celebrating the fact that one year after Newtown, guns are less regulated that before. 70 eased restrictions. 39 tightened. Ain't she a beaut? It's like we responded to a drunk driving epidemic by putting kegs at every intersection. The right to bear brews shall not be infringed! Braaap! Glug-N-Go. "Rollover Red". At this rate, we're just a tragedy away from no regulation at all. I want a shoulder-fired RPG launcher for Christmas. Wish list. Those won't be legal until after the next massacre, dear. Makes you wonder who's actually in charge here - gun owner or gun? Dace, you will donate your children's college fund to the NRA. Okay. You will awaken with no memory of this conversation, Dave.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-12-09 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-12-10 Pub. Date: 2013-12-09
Image Number: 105091
Caption: Mr. & Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2013. We could get Auntie Perkins a throw pillow. Hmm … contains carcinogenic flame retardants. Home Sweet Home. How about one of these gizmos? The Zart 5.2 is here! Those are assembled in Chinese sweatshops under brutal conditions. There's always clothing. Made by Bangladeshi garment workers whose factory collapsed on them. Some preserves? Non-organic strawberries are laden with pesticides. Strawberry. Surely this store will have something. Grandma's Giftplex. Actually, the owners are eccentric billionaires who support stoning gay people. We're looking for a store with well-paid employees who don't have to work holidays, that sells quality stuff that won't kill you and didn't harm the people who made it. Mall information. Security!
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-11-24 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-11-26 Pub. Date: 2013-11-24
Image Number: 104524
Caption: Black Friday is creeping ever earlier, with Kmart opening at 6am on Thanksgiving, and WalMart at 6pm. WalMart associates are really excited to work that day! Gnaw gnaw. Executive VP Duncan Mac Naughton (actual quote). But workers can still celebrate! Lord, thank you for these snack chips, and for the fact that this day will eventually be over. Turkitos. "Grab a bag of Thanksgiving!" Like so many aspects of American life, holidays have become 2-tiered. Thanksgiving premium. Family. Wine. Candlelight. Dressing the turkey. "Have another helping". Giving thanks. Thanksgiving basic. Co-workers. Red Bull. Fluorescent lights. Cleaning up dressing rooms. "How can I help you?" "Thanks for shopping". Soon, we'll tell the new story of Thanksgiving ... "On this day, we remember the Pilgrims who came in the ship-sized vehicles in search of a new world of discounted goods." Welcome! Greeted by native.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-12-20 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-12-20 Pub. Date: 2011-12-20
Image Number: 89018
Caption: Slowpoke. Mr. & Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2011. It's going to be hard to top the Englebert Humperdinck retrospective we got for Auntie Perkins last year. Let's go in here! The 1% Chef. The 1% Chef. The only kitchen products not made in China. Look! Here's a saucepan hand-forged by rustic peasant women in Provence! $4,000. Das egg. And a $500 egg separator made from decommissioned German tanks! The Data Mine Electronics. All products now embedded with carrier IQ spyware! As seen on your Smartphone. Acme Biometrics. How about this place? I find their customer service a bit intrusive. The Holiday Minimalist. "It's the thought that counts." This year, give a conceptual gift: an empty box. Gift. Gift. Let's just go with fruitcake!
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-12-13 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-12-13 Pub. Date: 2010-12-13
Image Number: 89601
Caption: Slowpoke. Mr. & Mrs. Perkins go gift shopping 2010. This year, the Perkinses skip the mall. I hope Auntie Perkins likes her Englebert Humperdinck retrospective. So what CDs would you like? Oh, don't bother. I can stream them online for next to nothing! Maybe a subscription to Modern Dandy magazine? I just read their website for free. That's good enough! How about a recipe book? I Google recipes now. A calendar? I use the one on my phone. Sigh ... a puppy? That reminds me - It's time to feed my virtual Shih Tzu!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-12-21 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-12-21 Pub. Date: 2009-12-21
Image Number: 90479
Caption: Slowpoke. Mr. & Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2009. Stuff 'n' Things Etcetera. Out of Business. Build-A-Bard Workshop. This space for lease. Hard to believe it's time to buy a present for auntie Perkins again. This mall has certainly seen better days. It's Disposable! One time-use sinks, sofas and ottomans. Please visit out new location online. Almost like it was hit by a Predator drone or something. I'm starting to think we won't find anything. Banana Dystopia Remodeling until 2018. Well, here's one place that's still open. Bank of All Space and Time. Gift-Wrapped Credit Cards: The gift that keeps on giving ... To us! I hope auntie Perkins likes plastic.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-12-29 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-12-29 Pub. Date: 2008-12-29
Image Number: 91002
Caption: Slowpoke. Digital dipwads are everywhere these days. Here we examine some in … The Slowpoke Guide to E-holes. Alpha Dog Emailer - Asserts superiority through sloppy, typo-ridden messages. Shirley, I want the4 bastrd whuio biroght fru8ttcake to xmas praty fired asap. My time is too important for grammar. Player of "Facebook Chicken." I ALWAYS wait for the "people you may know" to friend me first. Status Message Apple Polisher. Pat Doogan can't wait to get to work today! 7:24am. Pat Doogan is doing everything he can to help his clients! 10:09am. Turnpike Texter. BEEEP! HONK! Honk honk. Jeez, can't you people see I'm typing on my Blackberry? Weaving drunkenly at 27 MPH.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-12-22 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-12-22 Pub. Date: 2008-12-22
Image Number: 91001
Caption: Slowpoke. Mr. & Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2008. Leather Queen. Imagine her … In leather socks. Bed Bath & BEYOND The known universe. Sale on crockpots & event horizons. Can't spend much on Auntie Perkins' present this year. I hear there are some new stores catering to the cash-strapped. Tiny Tyme Microgifts. "Let's get small." Xmas Nanobaskets are here! Only $4.99. May I help you? It's filled with cheese specks and Lilliputian salami! Slightly Obsolete Overstock. Wood Console TV's. Long-lasting vacuum tube! $15. Windows ME. $5. What great bargains! ... Sort of. Hmm, how about this? Meltdown Memories. Give the gift of TOXIC ASSETS. The perfect souvenir of the economic crisis of '08! Mortgage-backed security. Once worth thousands - now 49 cents!
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-01-01 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-01-01 Pub. Date: 2008-01-01
Image Number: 86608
Caption: Slowpoke. True: The Doomsday Seed Vault - A fallout shelter for the world's crop varieties - Officially opens this week on the Norwegian outpost of Svalbard. You have to admit, it's not a bad idea the way things are going. Also in the works … The fake fruit vault - for decorating dining room tables as the human race re-establishes suburbs. We have over 1200 varieties of wooden pairs! IF YOU ARE READING THIS, ALL CIVILIZATION HAD ENDED. Here are instructions on how to use the fruit: 1. 2. The Doomsday Movie Vault. Beneath The Planet of the Apes. Charlton Heston The Omega Man. On the Beach. They'll need some entertainment they can relate to. Film nerd. The Right-Wing Meme Vault - To protect talking points in case all recorded media is destroyed by the nuclear war that they start. We also have Reagan's DNA in a lead closet! Islamo-fascists. Cadillac-driving welfare queen. Ticking time bomb + torture. Frivolous lawsuits. Persecuted white males. Activist judges. Magic of the market. Ted Kennedy drunk jokes. Nanny state. America hater. Liberal media. War on Xmas.
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92666
Caption: Slowpoke. Inspired by the patenting of the human genome, other companies follow suit. Ladies and gentlemen of the board, I'm pleased to announce that we've successfully won the rights to SNOW! GLOBOPLUNDIMAXX Industries. Snow TM. Pat. No. 54738419163. Or, as it will also be known, the Globoplundimaxx Flake! "Yes, with our climate manipulation technology we now OWN the white Christmas! If people want a magical holiday, they'll have to go through us!" (Sigh) I wish our mommy and daddy could afford snow. Wheee! This is the best Christmas EVER! "We'll sublicense to other nations who can form a cartel to keep prices high!" Oh behalf of all ze ski resorts in ze Alps, please bring ze cost down! Your pleading annoys me. I raise the price to $60 per kilogram! Finland. Sweden. Canada. Russia. Yes, free from the shackles of the public sphere, snow TM can finally bear fruit in the market, benefitting everyone! But our value creation doesn't' end there - we've got a patent pending on the third dimension! Just think of the royalties! Depth TM. Pat. No. 81276341742. GLOBOPLUNDIMAXX Industries.
     
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