I can't wait to hear my human's squeals of joy when she finds my gift! Eeee! @*!!#!/ Truly, 'tis better to give than to receive.
Look, kitties - I've made our home festive for Christmas! Look, Snark - a giant cat toy!!
Boo-hoo! Oh, kitties, why did you ruin my beautiful Christmas tree? Why did you chase tinsel around the room? Why did you bat at the shiny round ornaments? Because we're cats? Is this some sort of trick question?