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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-08 childcare 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-08 Pub. Date: 2019-05-08
Image Number: 177530
Caption: So … today was the day Toddlerville Day Care taught your son what to do if an active shooter hunted them in the potty? Yeah. The kids took turns standing on toilet seats and scrunching down so the shooter can't see their feet or head. What're they going to have to teach them next, how to escape through a window after they break it with a ... whachoomacallit? Safety hammer. Lionel wanted the Paw Patrol safety hammer, but they gave him the Kermit one, so he's pretty upset. Stop. I can't take any more.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-07 childcare 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-07 Pub. Date: 2019-05-07
Image Number: 177529
Caption: Little Lionel said Toddlerville Day Care had another active shooter drill today. They practiced how to hide under their desks and stifle their cries while they heard gunshots and saw friends die. Lionel was so proud that they chose him to play one of the fallen victims. All we had to rehearse for was the school play. Tomorrow they practice what to do if it happens while they're in the potty.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-06 childcare 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-06 Pub. Date: 2019-05-06
Image Number: 177508
Caption: I applied for a Home Depot credit card, Susan. What? Why? You rent. How much Home Depot stuff could you need? Well, when I picked little Lionel up from Toddlerville day care and asked him what he learned today … he said they learned how to barricade the door and hide form an active shooter. This country is sick. Toddlerville told me they didn't have the budget for bulletproof doors, so I figured I'd build them some.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-06-15 childcare 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-06-15 Pub. Date: 2018-06-15
Image Number: 172216
Caption: I got a tip about a huge geological calamity that's about to happen across the bridge. This story could make my site famous. Could you watch my boy while I go cover it? 'Course, bruh. For $4,000. Cool … what? I been reading Trump's Art of the Deal. It say if a brotha want something bad enough, charge him fifty times your usual fee. Are you sure that's in there? I demand to know what page. Ok. How much that information worth to you?
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-06-14 childcare 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-06-14 Pub. Date: 2018-06-14
Image Number: 172215
Caption: Remember Rudy Park, my college roommate? He just tipped me off to breaking news. Some geological disaster across the bridge. Wow. You should totally go cover that. I'm glad you think so, 'cause it wouldn't really be responsible to take a 2-year-old to a geological disaster. Could you watch my boy for a few days? On second thought, that's a boring story. Nobody wants to hear about that. He's almost potty trained. Sorry, I have a ... work ... ish thing.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-24 childcare 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-24 Pub. Date: 2017-10-24
Image Number: 164148
Caption: Hobbler Day Care. Saul Crusher speaking. Yeah, I'm Lemont Brown. Lionel's dad … Yeah, two-year-old Lionel. He told me you said he was "bad" because he didn't want to go to sleep at nap time. When you tell a kid so early in his life that he's "bad," it affects how he sees himself. I don't pay you $500 per week to ruin my baby boy's self-esteem. When I say "you're a bad caregiver," how does that feel? Imagine if you were only two.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-03-03 childcare 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-03-03 Pub. Date: 2017-03-03
Image Number: 155070
Caption: Every single-parent feels this way, Lemont. When you look at your baby, you know everything he will one day be ultimately depends on you, and you alone … and every time someone else watches him, they're doing you a favor. So you feel pathetic … I was going to say I felt very grateful. Oh. Never mind, then. M.A.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-09-07 childcare 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-09-07 Pub. Date: 2016-09-07
Image Number: 148216
Caption: Good news, Lemont! I can watch your son for you while you're in Canada. What? You mean it? You won't be "washing your hair," or "having client meetings," or "visiting your aunt in Cameroon" … or any of the other reasons you've always given me for why you can never baby-sit? By "I," I mean Olga, the nanny I hired for while you're in Canada. Dios mio.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-08-16 childcare 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-08-16 Pub. Date: 2016-08-16
Image Number: 147386
Caption: I'm going to Uganda next week to write an article about their harsh anti-gay laws. Can you watch my son for me while I'm gone? I wish I could, Lemont, but I have a mmble to do so I just can't. You just mumbled. You didn't say an actual thing. No, I don't think that happened.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-06-23 childcare 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-06-23 Pub. Date: 2015-06-23
Image Number: 128672
Caption: Hobbler Day Care. Saul Crusher speaking. Yeah, I'm Lemont Brown. Lionel's dad … Yeah, two-year-old Lionel. He told me you said he was "bad" because he didn't want to go to sleep at nap time. When you tell a kid so early in his life that he's "bad," it affects how he sees himself. I don't pay you $500 per week to ruin my baby boy's self-esteem. When I say "you're a bad caregiver," how does that feel? Imagine if you were only two. Do not lean on door.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-24 childcare 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-24 Pub. Date: 2015-01-24
Image Number: 121836
Caption: Thanks for watching Lionel for me so I can work, Clyde. Yeh, he a cool little dude. I watched the whole Gilligan's Island marathon and Lionel didn't bother me once. He quiet. He don't make no mess. In fact it's almost like he wasn't here at all. That's 'cause I haven't dropped him off with you yet. Whatever. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-01-09).
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-03-13 childcare 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-03-13 Pub. Date: 2014-03-13
Image Number: 108530
Caption: Susan's out of town next week. Momma's got plans. My old boss is going to be on a fishing trip. My mailman is going to be eloping in Vegas. The corner hobo is going to be out of town at a convention. Ok, now I'm feelin' a little less honored that you asked me to watch yo' son for you. Just don't tattoo him like you did my goldfish.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-03-11 childcare 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-03-11 Pub. Date: 2014-03-11
Image Number: 108528
Caption: I'm going to Uganda next week to write an article about their harsh anti-gay laws. Can you watch my son for me while I'm gone? I wish I could, Lemont, but I have a mmble to do so I just can't. You just mumbled. You didn’t say an actual thing. No, I don’t think that happened.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-09 childcare 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-09 Pub. Date: 2013-01-09
Image Number: 91985
Caption: Thanks for watching Lionel for me so I can work, Clyde. Yeh, he a cool little dude. I watched the whole Gilligan's Island marathon and Lionel didn't bother me once. He quiet. He don't make no mess. In fact, it's almost like he wasn't here at all. That's cause I haven't dropped him off with you yet. Whatever.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-10-22 childcare 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-10-22 Pub. Date: 2012-10-22
Image Number: 88835
Caption: Can you watch my son tonight? I'm flying to Boca Raton to cover the last debate. Thug 4 Life. My readers want to know what it's like to be in the room. This is 2012. People telecommute. Bruthas be Facebooking. Why you wanna look like you stuck in the past? If you don't wanna watch him, just say so. Don't nobody care about actually being someplace? Thug 4 Life.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-07-25 childcare 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-07-25 Pub. Date: 2012-07-25
Image Number: 84529
Caption: I wanna go to Washington. Why? Becuth I wanna hippo. You're not making any sense. Ms. Rashidi then thath where all the hippo crates are. (A) Day care isn't supposed to be political, and (B) Only if you eat your brussels sprouts for the next 18 years.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-31 childcare 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-31 Pub. Date: 2011-12-31
Image Number: 74744
Caption: So where is Lionel? I worked out a deal with Wanda, my neighbor. She runs an illegal day care center out of her apartment. She promised to watch Lionel a couple hours a day … and I promised not to turn her in. How sweet. We all have to do our part in this new economy.
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-02-24 childcare 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-02-24 Pub. Date: 2011-02-24
Image Number: 57545
Caption: Your majesty, Lemont Brown has demonstrated his ability to care for the child. He alone tried to take Lionel to a doctor to find out why he still wasn't babbling at the age of one. He alone tried to take Lionel to the park so he could socialize with other children, pets and vagrants his own age. He alone tried to take -- Why do I keep hearing the word "tried," counselor? The mother said "no" every time. What was Lemont supposed to do, argue? There's no arguing with a mother -- she'll give you a time-out.
     
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