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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-11-27 |
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2016-11-27 |
| Image Number: |
150806 |
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Ugh. Dustin ate a Mega Max! A what? A Mega Max. It's a burger with four half-pound patties, each stacked with cheese, and egg, hash browns, salsa and gravy. Ugh. And he did it in under 30 minutes, so he got his picture on the restaurant's Wall of Winners! The Mega Max. That's right. Sounds like they misnamed it. What else would you call a sandwich like that? I meant the wall.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-07-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-07-13 |
| Image Number: |
145564 |
| Caption: |
I dunno … I had the chicken yesterday … People who decide what to order at the front of the line defeat the purpose. How's that? The best part of 'fast food' is the adjective. I have a love/hate thing with cheese … |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-06-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-06-20 |
| Image Number: |
128080 |
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Fromage. Merci. There's that famous French body odor … English isn't an exotic language, monsieur. Anyway, the smell is not from me … it is your cheese. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-03-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-03-29 |
| Image Number: |
124023 |
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Here you are, sweetheart. We added an item or two to your grocery list. Okay … let me have a look. Hostess chocolate pudding pie? Not happening. Cheddar cheese Pringles? No way. Heath bar crunch ice cream? Not in this lifetime. You line-item vetoed everything we wanted! How many votes do we need to override? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-03-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-03-27 |
| Image Number: |
124256 |
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Hi, I'm Chelsea, gluten-free vegan. Dude, did you hear that? She said that like it's her astrological sign. How do I respond to that? Hi. I'm Fitch, pepperoni, extra cheese. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-04-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-04-29 |
| Image Number: |
110451 |
| Caption: |
What I don’t get is why my mom would spend all that time making an asparagus casserole … … when with the very same effort she could produce macaroni and cheese. Probably because an asparagus casserole has certain advantages over macaroni and cheese. I can only think of one. If you like eating leftovers, there's a huge supply. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-10-05 |
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2013-10-05 |
| Image Number: |
101955 |
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This cheese spread seems awfully proud of itself. "Real Cheese" … Big whoop. That's like bragging about a medal that says "participant." |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-03-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-03-17 |
| Image Number: |
94137 |
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Chips Ahoy! There you are - merely inches away. But wait … Is that not a Snickers bar I see? The chocolate … The Caramel … The peanuts … Funyuns? Are you kidding me? Flamin' Hot and Wasabi flavor, too? Snacks. But how can I forsake the Cheetos? Cheese ... That somehow goes crunch! Skittles ... Taste the rainbow!! Kudlick needs a quick pick button on the vending machine. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-01-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-01-05 |
| Image Number: |
91463 |
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Microwave macaroni and cheese … Seriously? Be honest, Dustin … Doesn’t that make you feel just a tiny bit like a loser? Not at all, Meg … I consider myself at the top of the processed food chain. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-01-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-01-04 |
| Image Number: |
91462 |
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What are you doing? Watching Top Chef. And what are you eating? Microwave mac and cheese. What are you doing? Watching irony escape detection. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-07-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-07-03 |
| Image Number: |
62260 |
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So you and I are the same age, and we work for temp agencies. We're both eating a grilled cheese and bacon sandwich at Denny's. You live above the garage at your parent's house, and guess what? I live in a basement at my folks' house! Basement apartment? Loser. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-06-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-06-30 |
| Image Number: |
62561 |
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Whoa, Mom! You downed that huge bottle of water in no time. Yes, I drink a lot of water. You know, it's a natural appetite suppressant. So is a quarter-pounder with cheese. |
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