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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons

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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-11-09 cat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-11-09 Pub. Date: 2015-11-09
Image Number: 135153
Caption: Thanks to a Supreme Court ruling, companies have quietly added language to contracts the effectively ends people's right to sue. Fine print no one has time to read. We may elect to resolve claim by arbitration. Our justice system is being replaced with a private, corporate-friendly alternative. The people judging these cases are often friends of the company! Eh, if it's not about goofy politicians or sex, I don't care. What if ordinary citizens were given the legal powers corporations now have? Before you hire me, you must sign this agreement to appear in a secret court judged by my homies. Our fine print would be awesome. Disputes: The fat cats at Globoplundimaxx agree to reimburse me for any erroneous charges x 1,000 plus $1 million to my mom for her judging services, plus a bowl of M&M's with the green ones removed under penalty of ... Damn arbitration clauses!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-06-17 cat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-06-17 Pub. Date: 2013-06-17
Image Number: 98368
Caption: Surveillance Bait. National Security Agency. "We see what you did there." We understand people are angry about our data collection methods. So we're changing the way we do things. Privacy now! Introducing a new company: SPOOKLE. Spookle. Offering everything from a search engine to a lightning fast browser! Upload your adorable cat videos - or calls for a holy war - to SNOOPTUBE! SnoopTube. Sign up for a free spookmail account! Snooptube, that sounds sketch - hey, check out this video of a rapping penguin! Yeah, I don't trust them not to - wow, this browser is really fast! It at first you don't succeed, spy spy again!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-04-08 cat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-04-09 Pub. Date: 2013-04-08
Image Number: 95693
Caption: Chain of Fools. Obama announces plans to "adjust" social security. We're linking benefits to the chained consumer punishment index. It's the inverse of the unchained CEO pay index. Basically, as yacht sizes increase, the size of seniors' checks decreases. THE DC pundit class and political power brokers approve. It's a good start to reining in runaway spending! Bring that escargot tray over here, miss! Hard to imagine how it could backfire! That Meow Mix gives me just enough energy to get to the voting booth!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-02-25 cat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-02-26 Pub. Date: 2013-02-25
Image Number: 94058
Caption: Welcome to American Idle, the national auto idling competition! Whoever can run their engine the longest with the most unnecessary pollution will be today's champion! Ready Set IDLE! Brumm! Look at that cat not go! Yeah, this baby can really idle. I like to take her to the 7-11 parking lot and let her sit. Brumm-brumm-brumm. Hello, ma'am. What do you say to those who point out that warming up a modern cat engine on a cold morning is unnecessary? Well, I guess they'll never know the joy of giving the gift of asthma to a small child! At this outdoor cafe, the contest is literally knocking out the crowds! Rumble rumble. We'll be back tomorrow with the results. In the meantime, remember: try this at home!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-10-15 cat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-10-16 Pub. Date: 2012-10-15
Image Number: 88785
Caption: An Evangelical group has condemned an anti-bullying program for schoolkids. Parents, beware! Your child may be asked to sit in the cafeteria with students outside their social group American Family Association including homosexuals. "You can't be too careful!" Danny, 14. Once sat with the drama kids. Now costume designer for "Cats." Brandi, 16. Shard fries with a table of goths. Sold off to sex cartel in Kuala Lumpur. Catelyn, 15. Exchanges smiles with the wrong girl in the milk line. Current editor of Godless Quarterly. "Keep your kids safe at home!"
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-07-31 cat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-07-31 Pub. Date: 2012-07-31
Image Number: 86668
Caption: FAT CAT. As you may have heard, we at Caterpillar had record profits of $4.9 billion last year. So, naturally we're freezing 800 workers' wages for the next six years while we increase executive pay big time! "How do we do it? Introducing our Employee Fracking System." First, we turn our jumbo-shaft wallet borer lose on workers. "Then our state-of-the-art pneumatic profit pump siphons the money directly into executives' tax shelters." Finally, our 300-horsepower pension compactor handily crushes retirement packages to the size of a small toaster oven! KRUNCH! Caterpillar: In a class by ourselves.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-04-30 cat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-04-30 Pub. Date: 2012-04-30
Image Number: 86656
Caption: DATA DUMP. My fellow Americans, we face a crisis. Between the persistence of GOOGLE+ and the rise of PINTEREST, our nation has exceeded its capacity of social networking. We must reduce this tsunami of information before it DESTROYS US ALL. Ben Bernanke sent you a request in BranchOut. Companies form to ship excess communication to the third world. Still plenty of room for this stuff in Africa. Tweets about indigestion. Superfluous hashtags. Discarded posts soon litter the streets of poor nations. Facebook. Flickr. Kim Kardashian. In the end, children in rural China are left to scavenge piles of rancid Tumbls. Koff! Toxic cat memes. Deadly Charticle.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-06-08 cat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-06-08 Pub. Date: 2009-06-08
Image Number: 91019
Caption: Slowpoke. Pop Culture Periscope Presents Catsplotation. Books pandering to cat lovers are EVERYWHERE! You've got cute pictures of cats saying imbecilic things I Can Has Cheezburger? A lolcat colleckshun. And the novel Dewey: The small-town library cat who (ugh!) touched the world ... ... And stuff on my cat, featuring photos of random objects on cat crania. Meanwhile, cartoonists struggle to get their life's work into bookstores! We at Slowpoke propose a new title: Stuff on my: "stuff on my cat" book. Or maybe this one: I can has big advance? Pictures of mad money on my cash cats.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-04-06 cat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-04-06 Pub. Date: 2009-04-06
Image Number: 91010
Caption: Slowpoke. Furious at Wall Street for gambling away their life savings, Americans come to cope the way they always do: A larger-than-life fantasy vendetta! Enter RAMBANK. Rambank begins his campaign of retribution by forcing executives to eat their own toxic paper! ... And THIS if for giving yourself a BONUS! Mmf! Derivative Contracts. Next, he starts the "Chins for the Children" program, donating the extra folds of fat cats to Iraqi kids needing reconstructive surgery. I've come for my pound of flesh! Then he cuts a deal with Classmates.com to feature inept CEO's in humiliating web ads. She Married Him??!! And they've got 7 kids?? Richard Fuld, Lehman Bros. Take that, swine! Finally, he destroys the offices that were lavishly decorated while the bank lost billions! This is for my 401K! BWOOM!
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-06-23 cat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-06-23 Pub. Date: 2008-06-23
Image Number: 91242
Caption: Slowpoke. The Video Patrol. This week: Gates of hell. Ah, two hours before my flight Time to settle in with a book. But, you may say we asked you to speak about women and fiction - what has that got. A Room of One's Own. B12. Excuse us, ma'am. But this area is in violation of Airport Gate mandatory Infotainment Code No. 129.31c! COMING UP: HOLLARY OR OBAMA - WHO HAS THE WORST MORNING BREATH? CNN. I sat down on the banks of a river and began to wonder. But ... But ... I sat here because I wanted to read! You can read in stall four of bathroom 22 in terminal D - no TV in there. BUT FIRST: JOHN MCCAIN - IS HE A GOD AMONG MEN OR JUST GOD-LIKE? Attribute to the Brontes - AND NOW THE STORY OF A WISCONSIN WOMAN WHO ACCIDENTALLY PICKLED HER CAT! CNN.
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-06-09 cat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-06-09 Pub. Date: 2008-06-09
Image Number: 91240
Caption: Slowpoke. These days, everything you do online is being tracked. That's funny. How does this site KNOW I like cat figurines? Next in targeted advertising: Life Cookies. With life cookies, tracking code leaves the internet and enters the real world. #121.37.246.8 now arriving at Big Lou's Porn-A-Plenty. GPS device. Big Lou's. Bazoomba War 4. Now On Bluray. Soon, breakthroughs in technology allow the code to be placed in organic matter! This meal contains 12 tracking cookies! Cookie cookie. 3,000 miles away. #283.9.41.7 developing indigestion. Activate ad sequence. Moments later ... Still feeling gassy, Dave? Try Bloat-X. You need Tumz, Dave. Are you friends with Dave? Then you need Daisypure Air Fresheners!
     
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