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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-19 business plan 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-19 Pub. Date: 2018-08-19
Image Number: 173393
Caption: Eureka! Hide the children and their wallets. I've figured out a solution to the problem of rising health-care insurance costs. Premiums are rising 25% per year but we're getting less coverage. Finally, with my new plan, businesses and consumers can fight back. Ready? As I'll ever be. We need to get 25% more illness and disease. Time to get your money's worth, people. Who wants strep throat? Only $5 a swab. It's come to this.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-05 business plan 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-05 Pub. Date: 2018-08-05
Image Number: 173107
Caption: Win-win. Whenever I hear that from you, I want to hide under the counter. New research shows the only proven way to prolong life is caloric restriction. Eat less, live longer. Introducing our new breakfast meal plan: The Fountain of Youth. You get half a muffin and half a glass of water. Sounds meager. Exactly. That's why we're charging $16. But a full muffin only costs $4. And it won't prolong your life. Can you even put a price on immortality? How much should we charge for an empty plate of air? Priceless.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-06-09 business plan 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-06-09 Pub. Date: 2018-06-09
Image Number: 172100
Caption: What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-23 business plan 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-23 Pub. Date: 2018-05-23
Image Number: 171808
Caption: Boss, when's the last time you took a vacation? 1984. March 3rd, to be exact. A Saturday. Instead of staying in to perfect my 25-year plan … I took four hours off to go to Chuck E. Cheese's with my fellow annoying prepubescent's. Something tells me you were wearing a tie. I thought being seen as a man of the people would help me franchise my lemonade stands.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-12-18 business plan 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-12-18 Pub. Date: 2016-12-18
Image Number: 151672
Caption: I suppose you're wondering why I've called you in to the café at 3am, minion. Too tired to wonder, boss. It's come to my attention that you're underreporting your cash tips by a whopping average of 0.003%. And that's impacting me. The whole reason I'm allowed to pay you less than minimum wage ... is because tips are supposed to make up the difference. When tips fall short, I'm supposed to raise your pay. I think we can both agree that that's an absolutely unthinkable horror of biblical proportions. But I've come up with a plan that I think you'll agree is a win-win solution. You'll give me all your tips, and I'll keep you on as an unpaid intern and consider not turning you in. "Win-win" isn't supposed to mean you win twice!
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-04-13 business plan 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-04-13 Pub. Date: 2016-04-13
Image Number: 141816
Caption: Boss, when's the last time you took a vacation? 1984. March 3rd, to be exact. A Saturday. Instead of staying in to perfect my 25-year plan … I took four hours off to go to Chuck E. Cheese's with my fellow annoying prepubescent's. Something tells me you were wearing a tie. I thought being seen as a man of the people would help me franchise my lemonade stands.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-07-02 business plan 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-07-02 Pub. Date: 2015-07-02
Image Number: 129101
Caption: Boss, I've got a bleeding-edge action-plan for boosting the café's quarterly revenue stream. What? My plan leverages best practices to shift the whole paradigm and really drill down to our core competency. Best part: it's scalable. Y'know … peppering your dumb ideas with business jargon doesn't make them seem any smarter. But I sense I moved the needle, and buy-in is just around the corner. The exit is just around the corner.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-05-26 business plan 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-05-26 Pub. Date: 2015-05-26
Image Number: 127570
Caption: I've been working here for over twelve years. I'd like to talk about a health insurance plan. I wish you'd asked me twelve years ago. It'd be too expensive to insure someone of your advanced age. In the old days, bosses cared about their employees as if they were family. Heh. Heh-heh. No, really! I've seen it on those old tv shows. Ha ha hoo hoo hee -
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-11-05 business plan 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-11-05 Pub. Date: 2014-11-05
Image Number: 118565
Caption: I thought you'd be more excited because of all the extra power the republicans have now. Those communists? If you want to see me excited, check back with me on December 7, 2037, at 6:42 AM. According to my calculations, that's when the cabal of industrialists who REALLY control the world will dispense with the pretense of "government." We'll just turn on everyone's secretly implanted compliance-chips. You calculated that? Way back when I opened my first lemonade stand. It's in my business plan under "endgame."
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-08-31 business plan 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-08-31 Pub. Date: 2014-08-31
Image Number: 114993
Caption: Tired of having your intimate moments and in-person communications interrupted by cellphone calls and incoming texts? Great news from At-Mobile. If you get our True Friends calling plan, we GUARANTEE it will repair all your personal relationships! No longer will you be distracted with rings at inopportune moments or by an endless stream of virtual interruptions. Why? Because At-Mobile continues to have the WORST coverage in the wireless industry. With our service, you'll continue to not be able to get signals in all kinds of places, like your home and office, local cafes, even in your car. For $49.95, you can't afford not to have the wireless plan that lets you focus on the people who are right in front of you. Stop into our local retail store and check out the new no-coverage maps that show where our wireless signal is shoddier than anyone else in the business.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-08-04 business plan 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-08-04 Pub. Date: 2014-08-04
Image Number: 114698
Caption: Good morning, Boss. What're you going to do about it, Park? Are you just going to complain, or are you going to come up with an actionable plan. Complainers never do, Park, and doers never complain. I wasn't actually complaining. Our patrons buy 65% less cocoa on sunny days.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-03-02 business plan 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-03-02 Pub. Date: 2014-03-02
Image Number: 107549
Caption: Rudy, do you think you're ready to take on more responsibility here at the café? What do you mean, boss? I'm just making contingency plans. I'd like to know the café's in good hands if something happens to me. Like what? Oh, the usual … the flu, or a car accident, or exhaustion, or I get stuck out of town ... ... Or I go up on a 20-year bid for bribing federal regulators into declaring the cafe an independent nation for tax purposes. ... Hypothetically speaking. Are you sure it's just hypothetical? Why do you ask? Are you wearing a wire? The sovereign of Ferenginar commands you to lift your shirt. I'm not wearing a wire!!!
     
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