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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-10-21 birthday 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-10-21 Pub. Date: 2018-10-21
Image Number: 174414
Caption: Well? Well what? What did you get me? I know that tone. Forgot something. Birthday? Seven-month anniversary of the latest iPad? Um … Half a steamin' cup of French Roast … assuming you warm it up. You forgot! I absolutely did not … forget. Yes you did. you forgot Rudy Park's anniversary at the cafe. Ok ... also half a raisin scone. I'll take it. We expect you to be on the ball next year. We're not above begging for half a scone.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-01-30 birthday 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-01-30 Pub. Date: 2018-01-30
Image Number: 167930
Caption: You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Government shutdowns. My girlfriend was angry I didn't send her a birthday card. So I said, I did! But the government shut down so the post office isn't delivering mail, babe. Guess what she said? The post office is funded by our stamps! It doesn't shut down, you horrible cretin! Yeah ... that is what she said. How'd you know? Next caller!
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-10-01 birthday 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-10-01 Pub. Date: 2017-10-01
Image Number: 162744
Caption: Ask Sadie. Our resident surly lass answers actual reader questions sent to rudy@rudypark.com. Dear Sadie, My husband forgot my birthday. There was no cake, no trip, no party, no nice little gift, no card, no "happy birthday" whispered in my ear … NOTHING. How do I let him know how deeply that hurt me? - Hurt in Harford. Excellent question. It reminds me of the time I hunted down a wild boar in the Serengeti in 1951. Decades earlier, when I was but a young lass, nobody remembered my birthday, or so I thought. that night, dear old Grandmother Cohen surprised me with a loaf of bread topped with a flaming licorice stick. Just as I blew out the licorice, it happened: A young wild boar came out of nowhere, darted across our shack, grabbed my loaf in its slobbery may and escaped into the dark, stormy night. I tracked that boar for twenty years across seven continents before I finally caught him. Speaking of which, it's time for my daily ham sandwich. Anyway, what were we talking about? Ask Sadie, baby!
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-07-16 birthday 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-07-16 Pub. Date: 2017-07-16
Image Number: 159829
Caption: Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators … Armstrong skis down a pile of his money … Without a helmet. Even that ancient hag Sadie has a dangerous hobby. Every year, in violation of both common sense and local fire safety ordinances, the old lady lights all the candles on her birthday cake. I heard that!!! Fun fact: The 20th century was one of the most brutal in history. I witnessed most of it. And I took notes!! I've taken up "Sadie-taunting." You'd be better off with the alligators.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-06-15 birthday 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-06-15 Pub. Date: 2017-06-15
Image Number: 159166
Caption: Why are you darker than I am? I can't tell you till You're older. Why not? Because that's a $45 question. And children don't generally have $45. You might be interested in my answer to "what's your name?" That's only a $12 question. I might have $45 in birthday money at home. I was just kidding, child. It's actually $55.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-08-04 birthday 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-08-04 Pub. Date: 2016-08-04
Image Number: 146703
Caption: I imagine at your age, you attend a lot of funerals, Sadie. Oh, yes, they're quite lovely. As a child, I attended birthday parties. As a lass, I attended sweet sixteens. As a young adult, I attended weddings. As a mature woman, I attended retirement parties. Now, in the twilight of life, I attend funerals. "Deathday" parties, if you will. And it's beautiful. Because it's all come full circle? Because for once, I don't have to buy the %$&*@ a gift.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-05-13 birthday 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-05-13 Pub. Date: 2016-05-13
Image Number: 143043
Caption: I heard Rudy was asking everyone about their earliest memories. He was, but he got distracted and forgot about it. That's a shame. I was hoping he'd get around to me. I have the oddest "earliest memory" and I wanted to share it. It's just as well, I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years. Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell father the potted plant was actually J. Edgar Hoover. It's always wise to let sleeping dogs lie.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-05-10 birthday 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-05-10 Pub. Date: 2016-05-10
Image Number: 143040
Caption: What's the earliest memory you have, Armstrong? Well … I was very, very young … Everything was dark. I was in some sort of liquid and there was a flexible, hose-like thing connecting my belly button to some sort of sack that was enveloping me. I heard a woman's beautiful muffled voice singing "Row row row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily merrily, life is but a dream." And I decided then and there I would one day corner the boat market. Very bad man.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-02-28 birthday 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-02-28 Pub. Date: 2016-02-28
Image Number: 139003
Caption: I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to play!" We've got some week-old coffee I haven't thrown out yet. That's pretty dangerous. Gimme a large and keep it coming.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-05-10 birthday 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-05-10 Pub. Date: 2015-05-10
Image Number: 125929
Caption: Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators … Armstrong skis down a pile of his money … without a helmet. Even that ancient hag Sadie has a dangerous hobby. Every year, in violation of both common sense and local fire safety ordinances, the old lady lights all the candles on her birthday cake. I HEARD THAT!!! Fun fact: The 20th century was one of the most brutal in history. I witnessed most of it. AND I TOOK NOTES!! I've taken up "Sadie-taunting." You'd be better off with the alligators.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-05-09 birthday 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-05-09 Pub. Date: 2015-05-09
Image Number: 126579
Caption: Why are you darker than I am? I can't tell you till you're older. Why not? Because that's a $45 question. And children don't generally have $45. You might be interested in my answer to "What's your name?" that's only a $12 question. I might have $45 in birthday money at home. I was just kidding, child. It's actually $55.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-12-28 birthday 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-12-28 Pub. Date: 2014-12-28
Image Number: 120016
Caption: I'd like ten cupcakes for my boy's first birthday party. Are you certain, fine sir? Your little boy's first birthday party is something that'll never come again. You want to make sure he'll always remember how much his poppa adored him, don't you? Do you want him to see photos of the party one day and think his daddy only had cupcake-sized love for him? If you really loved him, you'd surprise him with our five-foot-tall oversized cake with animatronic dancing gerbil candles and gummy penguin lollipop frosting. How much? You mean, how much will your boy love you for making his childhood so magical? I hate you. But ask yourself this: Do you love your son more than you hate me? Very bad man.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-11-02 birthday 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-11-02 Pub. Date: 2014-11-02
Image Number: 117703
Caption: What can I get you, sir? The usual. I'm sorry, I don’t know what that is. I don’t think we've ever met. What the- of course we have! From the moment you awoke in this realm, you've known me. When you took your first step, I was there. When you lost your first tooth, I was with you. When you thought you were alone on your 20th birthday, 'twas I who was your companion. I have been known by many names. Chronos. Janus. Prajapati. Kala. Eshu. Tardis. ... But you've always known me by another name ... ... "Father Time." Never heard of you. Stupid youth-obsessed Botox culture. You look awfully familiar.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-10-30 birthday 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-10-30 Pub. Date: 2014-10-30
Image Number: 118266
Caption: You're on, caller. What's your problem?! Today's my dad's 90th birthday. I got him a cake. I used 90 candles to spell out "Happy 90th, from your 'goof-up' son who can't ever do anything right. I organized this whole huge party. NOW what do you think of me, pop?" The candles flared up and burned his house down. What's your question, caller? Should I tell him I forgot to renew his home insurance?
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-07-24 birthday 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-07-24 Pub. Date: 2014-07-24
Image Number: 114174
Caption: I imagine at your age, you attend a lot of funerals, Sadie. Oh, yes, they're quite lovely. As a child, I attended birthday parties. As a lass, I attended sweet sixteens. As a young adult, I attended weddings. As a mature woman, I attended retirement parties. Now, in the twilight of life, I attend funerals. "Deathday" parties, if you will. And it's beautiful. Because it's all come full circle? Because for once, I don't have to buy the %$&@ a gift.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-06-28 birthday 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-06-28 Pub. Date: 2014-06-28
Image Number: 112984
Caption: I heard nearly 5,000 people wished you a happy birthday back whenever your birthday was. How does it feel knowing your 5,000 Facebook "friends" you've never actually met remembered your birthday, but none of us real people did. Wound, meet salt. Real people are clearly overrated.
     
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