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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-10-08 birth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-10-08 Pub. Date: 2018-10-08
Image Number: 174456
Caption: Supreme Court Silver Lining. Mandatory Birthing Center. Well, at lease we didn't ruin a man's life over a sexual assault allegation. Sure, there's no EPA anymore. At least we didn't let serial perjury stop such a reasonable man. So I've lost my health insurance. At least we didn't let a rage-filled diatribe derail a qualified nominee. Hospital bill $170,000. Yeah, I'm facing felony charges over peaceful protest. But at least we didn't let the objections of thousands of law professors hinder his confirmation.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-09-10 birth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-09-10 Pub. Date: 2018-09-10
Image Number: 174053
Caption: Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh becomes momentarily possessed by the spirit of honesty. I cannot answer that question as I must remain impartia - urk! Oh, who am I kidding? These hearing are a farce! I'm obviously a partisan hack! I received stolen democratic emails and lied about them under oath! Hell, I was a Vince Foster conspiracy theorist back in the day! I'm O.G., baby! Roe is toast. I just called birth control o form of abortion, for god's sake! You are even debating my views on this? Ha! Suckas! And hell yeah, I'm gonna end democracy as you know it. More dark money, more voter suppression ... and all hail the invincible Trump! And then the spell is over. Wait - Where was I? Oh yes, I can't insert myself into politics!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-09-19 birth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-09-19 Pub. Date: 2016-09-19
Image Number: 148950
Caption: Planned Parenthood. Mandatory Birthing Center. T. A Trump Administration Project. At least we don't have a president who used a personal email account while Secretary of State! Or who caught pneumonia!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-03-28 birth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-03-28 Pub. Date: 2016-03-28
Image Number: 141344
Caption: North Carolina is forcing trans people to use public restroom that match the gender on their birth certificate. Can't have a man in the ladies' powder room! 'Twould be dangerous for our fair maidens! Now trans women have to face this: Men. Totally not a dangerous situation. Maybe North Caroline Republicans should be banned from public restrooms in other states. No tarheel GOP allowed. I just don't feel safe using a bathroom with someone that bigoted. it's funny how people scared of irrational things become scary themselves. Welcome to North Carolina. First in Trans Bashing. This states gives me the creeps.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-10-19 birth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-10-19 Pub. Date: 2015-10-19
Image Number: 134228
Caption: Voter Suppression Funnies. After passing voter ID laws, Alabama is now closing DMVs in majority-black counties. Closed. Dept of Motor Vehicles. Shoot, these lazy welfare queens have plenty of time to drive to another county! Kansas is requiring proof of citizenship when registering to vote, tripping up lots of young people. It's no problem! Birth certificate. Kansas. Because I never leave home without my birth certificate! Coming soon: More "fraud" fighting! Under 35 must register on "Voter Island". From now on, all rural black voters will have to register at Big Bubba's Confederate Flag Emporium!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-09-21 birth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-09-21 Pub. Date: 2015-09-21
Image Number: 132954
Caption: How to be a Republican "Feminist". 1. Borrow ideas from movements you denounce. Women heard very clearly what you said. Not that I support left-leaning ideology. 2. Spread horsesh!# about Planned Parenthood to show you're a maverick lady. I saw the brains being harvested with my own eyes. 3. Put poor women in their place. Avoid STDs through willpower, bitches. 4. If all else fails, pose with guns while simultaneously giving birth to octuplets. Blam blam. Blam blam. Foomp! Foomp! Foomp! (Prop babies are ok!)
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-05-25 birth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-05-25 Pub. Date: 2015-05-25
Image Number: 127629
Caption: Of 600 girls rescued from Boko Haram, at least 214 are pregnant. But because of the Helms Act of 1973, aid groups lose U.S. funding if they perform abortions. UNFPA. Have a binky. Let's try to understand the mindset of anyone who thinks this makes sense. Those girls shouldn't have worn sexy outfits to a terrorist abduction! So what if they're war victims who might die giving birth? Terrorist-rapist fetuses are people! We want to send a message: If your violent militia kidnaps and rapes hundreds of girls, U.S. Republicans will have your back! Because we are pro-life!
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-03-03 birth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-03-04 Pub. Date: 2014-03-03
Image Number: 108448
Caption: Free to Chew. Some conservatives would allow businesses to refuse services on the grounds of "religious freedom." No shoes. No shirt. No heterosexuality. No service. Funny how the concept of "freedom" applies to business owners but now customers … I just want the freedom to get a @#!* sandwich. ... Or birth-control needing employees. It's my sincerely-held belief that my ovulation cycle should be free from my boss's pre-enlightenment worldview. Maybe these laws should be the other way around. Not-Gay Donuts. Closed for violations of human dignity. No respect, no tolerance, no business!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-11-20 birth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-11-20 Pub. Date: 2012-11-20
Image Number: 90261
Caption: Romney on why he lost the election: Free contraceptives were very big with young, college-aged women. Yes, an army of baby-proofed sluts propelled Obama to victory. Smack! Slurp! Oh baby. Please! Not in the voting booth! Funny how all this "free" stuff only appears if you pay for health insurance. I'm here to pick up my birth control. Uninsured? That'll be $76. Maybe we should put it into terms Republicans can understand. Are you enjoying your free rosemary and butterpear exfoliation mask? Um, I did pay $25,000 in membership dues. The Uppermost Crust Club Spa.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-06-01 birth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-06-01 Pub. Date: 2012-06-01
Image Number: 86649
Caption: Slowpoke. The O'Reilly Method. Bill O'Reilly had this to say about law student Sandra Fluke, who testified before Congress about her friend needing birth control for ovarian cysts. So let me get this straight, Ms. Fluke … You want me to give you my hard earned money so you can have sex. Since O'Reilly is so concerned about paying for birth control, we at Slowpoke helpfully offer a cheaper alternative. For just $9.95, you can own an audio-recording of O'Reilly's sexual advances, as found in the harassment lawsuit filed against him by a female employee.* O'Reilly's Juiciest Phone Sex Bits. As ready by Henry Kissinger. Works faster than a cold shower ... Almost instantly! I Vonce received a message Een a cabana een Bali, and ze little brown voman vas amazed at ze size of my penis. You should buy a vibrator and name eet. I can show you how to use eet. Who needs an aspirin between the knees when you have this? ... Den I vould take ze other hand vith ze falafel thing and I'd put it on your ... AAGH! That does it! I'm never shtupping again! WARNING: Money saved on contraception may be offset by money spent on therapy. * www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/o reilly.
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-01-24 birth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-24 Pub. Date: 2012-01-24
Image Number: 89013
Caption: Slowpoke. Pop Culture Periscope presents: Consumer Nudism. "naked" branding is all the rage these days, with lots of products celebrating back-to-nature minimalism. "Barefoot" running shoes. Naked fruit juice. North Face "better than naked" jacket. Soon … naked pets become fashionable. The music industry jumps on board ... Beethoven's 5th naked Performed as God intended by the London Philharmonic. And everyone wants a car from Flintstone Motorworks ... "Feel the road." Yabba dabba neo-primitivism! There's all-nude birthing, for a truly natural experience. Less-is-more menus: Urban Lunchster Cafe. Regular grilled cheese ... $6. Naked grilled cheese ... $10. Just the Velveeta!
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-01-01 birth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-01 Pub. Date: 2012-01-01
Image Number: 86647
Caption: Slowpoke. The Fallopitarian Church is OUTRAGED that its hospitals and universities are required to insure employees' prostates. The prostate is the DEVIL'S GLAND! This is an attack on religious freedom! But many of their employees see things differently. College of the Holy Ova. I'm not a Falloptarian - I just work here! Are you sure my insurance won't cover a doctor visit for my cantaloupe-sized prostate? SATAN! Pundits try to turn the dispute into an election-year wedge issue. Why is Obama trying to RAM prostates down the throats of the faithful? Prostate-GATE. Obama holds a special "Prostate of the Union" address to defend the policy. When churches enter the public world of business, they have to follow the same rules as everybody else! That's what someone with a prostate WOULD say! Turn off this filth.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-10-09 birth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-10-09 Pub. Date: 2011-10-09
Image Number: 89000
Caption: Slowpoke. Welcome back to Politics 101 with Professor Perkins. Today we'll be discussing the word "entitlements." This is an actual billboard spotted in Washington State. Should people collecting entitlements be allowed to vote? Note the two possible meanings of "entitlement." Entitlement programs. Your hard work is rewarded later. Sense of entitlement. Spoiled brat who thinks the world owes them something. Calling Social Security an entitlement invites this confusion. What is we called babies entitlements? Doctor, where's my son? Who do you think you are. The queen mother? Just because you gave birth to him doesn't mean your entitled to keep him! Next week: Should people who don't understand entitlements be allowed to vote?
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-05-31 birth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-05-31 Pub. Date: 2010-05-31
Image Number: 90121
Caption: Slowpoke. Better Babies Through Chemistry. The President's cancer panel just stated that babies are born "pre-polluted" with more than 300 contaminants in their bodies. We chemical manufacturers like to take a different view. "Just think: with enough PFOAs, you can have a fabulous, easy to clean nonstick baby!" This pea puree comes right off! "These fine, flame-retardant babies provide a protective layer for this fireman." Be careful, Dave! It's ok - I've got BABIES! "And who couldn't use a pesticide-filled infant as toxic bug bait at their next cookout?" With her around, I hardly get bit anymore. Kiss the Cook. Babies: We can make them better than they were.
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-05-10 birth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-05-10 Pub. Date: 2010-05-10
Image Number: 90118
Caption: Slowpoke. Lots of public service ads use scare tactics to discourage teen pregnancy. We at Slowpoke suggest a positive approach … Welcome, everyone, to the first annual THANK-A-CONDOM FEST! With me is Jim E. Hatt, who will accept the honors on behalf of all prophylactics! Hi, kids! Thanks! Speakers would share inspirational stories ... I'm about to graduate from college std-and-baby-free, and I owe everything to Mr. Hatt and his rubbery ilk! Aw, shucks! An award would be given ... Without you, my night with that hot piece of Italian beefcake would not have been possible. Please accept this golden booty for all your hard work. Just doing my job. ... Followed by a keynote address. As one of our great forecondoms once said, ask not what protection your partner can offer you ... But what you can offer your partner! Thanks!
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-03-15 birth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-03-15 Pub. Date: 2010-03-15
Image Number: 90486
Caption: Slowpoke. Hi, Drooly Julie here. It seems some readers completely missed the sarcasm of last weeks strip. Snow disproves global warming?! I will never read your comic again, you ignorant butthead. "As a service to the humor-impaired, we at Slowpoke have decided to provide sarcasm alerts TM from now on." What can I say? I didn't see this once coming at all. A SNOWSTORM! Can't argue with that. ALERT! Not something Hansen would ever say! Dr. James Hansen, NASA. "We'll even add alerts to our past strips as well!" Obama will stop hospitals from issuing birth certificates so terrorists' demon spawn can become President in 2045. ALERT! Also not true! We'd like to thank those perceptive readers for bringing this important matter to our attention. ALERT! Sarcasm again!
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-01-01 birth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-01-01 Pub. Date: 2009-01-01
Image Number: 86638
Caption: Slowpoke. Astroturf groups are going wild with HEALTH SCARES. Obama will stop hospitals from issuing birth certificates so terrorists' demon spawn can become President in 2045. Lou Dobbs fans for truth. Under Obamacare, Obama himself will be your primary physician! With 300 million patients, IMAGINE THE WAIT! Campaign to frighten people with a politician's name plus the suffix "-care." They're gonna start KILLING EVERYONE OVER 30! Just like in that movie, "Logan's Run"! Institute for sci-fi-based policy. Inspired by the Logan's Run campaign, another takes hold. TOFU IS PEOPLE! People from countries with SOCIALIZED MEDICINE!! Citizen against being eaten (paid for by America's insurance and pharmaceutical companies.).
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-01-01 birth 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-01-01 Pub. Date: 2008-01-01
Image Number: 86635
Caption: Slowpoke. Drooly Julie. Gonzo Gal Reporter. Senator McCain, you've voted twice against having health insurance companies cover birth control. Do you think it's unfair that they cover VIAGRA but not THE PILL? … (8-second pause) … I don't know enough about it to give you an informed answer. Actual response! You're saying a flaccid geezer has a right to a stiffy, but a woman can't control the Pop Tarts flying our of her toaster? So THAT'S what you mean by "Straight Talk!" no ... I mean yes. I mean ... Uh ... Heh-heh. So basically you want poor women to have more babies, right? So then you can blame them for having too many babies, right? Um, er ... *ahem* ... Eh ... Senator McCain, are you on Viagra RIGHT NOW? Erm, umm, I'll have to get back to you on that.
     
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