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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-23 |
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2018-07-23 |
| Image Number: |
173087 |
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So what happened when you broke into that refugee prison? Ixnay on the isonpray. I told you, it's just you and me here. Is it? I already told you, that's not a drone, that's a bird. Ok. But like I said, you can't be too careful these days. I already told you, I'm not smashing my cellphone.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2018-07-22 |
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2018-07-22 |
| Image Number: |
172923 |
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Dear "Critic," I read your article about how Star Trek gets its own impulse drive all wrong. You said that even though Star Trek SAYS it's not faster than light, it HAS to be, because of all the times they said they had to leave the star system before jumping to warp speed. Sigh ... not again ... Impulse drive is not faster than light!!! you're a two-dimensional thinker. Has it occurred to you they could leave a star system by flying UP, out of the ecliptic plane? Moron!!! Dear reader, light passing Jupiter would take 250 minutes to reach Neptune. But in the season finale of Star Trek: Discovery, they start a conversation as they're passing Jupiter, end it ten seconds later as they're passing Neptune ... Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap t - ... at which point the captain says Have we left the Sol system? The navigator says yes, and the captain says Take us to warp ... I rest my case. I was wrong. I was wrong. Just once let someone restore my faith in humanity by just admitting they were wrong. Discovery isn't REAL Star Trek.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2018-07-21 |
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2018-07-21 |
| Image Number: |
172930 |
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You an' me, we boys, right Saron? We been knowin' each other for what, 10, 15 years? That's what I'm talkin' 'bout. And in all that time, you ain't never, not once, invited me into your home. That’s cold-blooded, Saron. Susan, Clyde. My name is Susan. You've known me since the Reagan administration. An' that's how long you been stand-offish, Saron.
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364. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2018-07-20 |
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2018-07-20 |
| Image Number: |
172929 |
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Wait, hold that thought. Guess what happened to me at work today, Lemont … Hey … I was just getting to the really strange part. I know. I just need a break to process what you've already told me. I'm starting to think that actually means I'd rather talk about me. Let me process that too.
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365. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-19 |
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2018-07-19 |
| Image Number: |
172928 |
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Thank you for doing this, Anderson Cooper. After Vietnam, I owe you. See The Starbucks at the End of the World, page 161. Here's how it'll go down: I ask to interview the refugees again. When the guards refuse, you create a distraction. You have one in mind? Affirmative. I fake a split personality and accuse myself of being fake news before I take offense at that and put myself in a headlock. Then ... Best I don't know the details. Ok. That's the air duct you'll be sneaking into? No. That's chocolate. I had a Snickers.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2018-07-18 |
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2018-07-18 |
| Image Number: |
172927 |
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Lemont Brown. Journalist. I'd like to see the conditions inside the internment camp and I'd like to interview the refugees. No, no, no, and no. What? What? I only asked you for two things but you said no four times. You didn't ask if I'd confirm that we black out the windows so the world can't see us mistreating refugees? And you didn't ask if I could confirm that we've been secretly whisking them away in the dead of night to parts unknown? No ... is this all starting to weigh on your conscience? No ... and no.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2018-07-17 |
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2018-07-17 |
| Image Number: |
172926 |
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Are you saying you broke into the refugee prison to get that story, Lemont? No, I'm notsaying that. Oh. Ok … Wait, are you not saying that, or are you notsaying that, as if notsaying is one word? I'm notsaying either one. Lemont. Come one. Nobody's listening. it's just you and me, here. (Sigh) Never mind. Just tell me in your own words how you got the story. Ok. I'm notsaying it didn't happen this way, but ...
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2018-07-16 |
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2018-07-16 |
| Image Number: |
172925 |
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You think my latest story's going to get me in trouble? Candorville.com. Exclusive! Journalist who may or may not be me breaks into Mayor Thump's top-secret refugee prison, exposes horrid conditions. Nah, I think you'll be fine. Cops pulled me over three times today. Coincidence. I was on skates.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2018-07-15 |
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2018-07-15 |
| Image Number: |
172919 |
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Hey, Rudy. How's it going? I'm not allowed to say. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. What? I failed to read the fine print. The boss pointed out to me that the contract I signed back in 2001 forbids me from chatting with the customers about non-coffee-or-food-related issues. Sub-addendum H specifically said that every time I'm caught talking about how it's going I have to pay the boss $5. So ... in other words you just told me how it's going. Loophole! That'll be $5.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2018-07-14 |
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2018-07-14 |
| Image Number: |
172718 |
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At the refugee jail. Look on the bright side, little buddy. Now's your chance to get prison-ripped. What? I'm writing a new book in the "Randy's Manuals" series. It's called "The Alpha Male's Guide to Jail." Chapter six is all aobut using the two hours a day of yard-time to develop titanium buns. I'm not sure this'll be a best-seller. You kidding? We jail more people that any country in the entire world. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2018-07-13 |
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2018-07-13 |
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172717 |
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At the refugee internment camp. I feel for the babies and their asylum-seeking parents. Most fled for their lives, only to have their families ripped apart. And when they're deported, many of those men, women and children will face certain doom. I've never known you to be so compassionate, boss. Most of them couldn't use any vast savings to bribe stooges - I mean, their connections on the city council - to donate a condemned storefront so they could open a new cafe once they're smuggled out of jail. VERY BAD MAN. Times like these make me conscious of my privilege. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2018-07-12 |
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2018-07-12 |
| Image Number: |
172716 |
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It the internment camp for refugees from the Canardville sinkhole. We're gonna be fine, Sadie. I got the word out. How, dimwit? I always carry a burner phone hidden don't-ask-where. I tweeted, Snap-chatted, Raftred, Plurked and Instagrammed. I see. SPEAK ENGLISH, DORK-BOY. I even kept it old-school adn dropped a pin to a journalist I know. What you care to see how I drop a pin? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2018-07-11 |
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2018-07-11 |
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172714 |
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In the refugee detention center. Pardon me, sir, when are we to be set free? BACK, MEAT. "Meat"?! I'll have you know I was wearing fatigues and slogging across Europe for Uncle Sam before your daddy was spawned! A LITTLE RESPECT, SIR! You're right. Back, MR. Meat. That's better. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2018-07-10 |
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2018-07-10 |
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172713 |
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Meanwhie, refugees from Canardville are making the most of it. Boss, I got your memo about these refugee blankets. Good. How many of them have we sold? None. We don't own them, Armstrong. WE can't sell what we don't own. Have I taught you nothing? A good businessman sells what he owns. A great businessman sells what he doesn't yet own and uses the loot to either buy it or flee to Cameroon. That doesn't sound right. Fine - Russia then. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2018-07-09 |
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2018-07-09 |
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172715 |
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After the township of Canardville collapsed into a giant sinkhole, the Mayor of neighboring Candorville jailed the refugees in an internment camp. I can't believe it. We're not trending. No hashtags, no protests, no mentions on Youtube. NOTHING. Of course not. Don't you see, Rudy? They put babies in concentration camps. BABIES. People were outraged - for about three weeks. I've seen this sort of desensitization before. A country that gets over having baby-jails can tolerate just about anything. How do we know those babies were innocent? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2018-07-08 |
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2018-07-08 |
| Image Number: |
172486 |
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Hello, you've reached Feudalbanc Massacard. This is Ryan. How may I hinder you? Hi Ryan. I'm looking at my statement and I see a $598.210 charge from House of Java Café. I'd like to dispute that charge … No, I don't have a receipt. I only bought a cookie so I could use the bathroom without risking them calling the cops on me ... because I was in a hurry to get into that bathroom, so I didn't have time to wait for a receipt ... What do you mean you can't help me? So what if I don't have a receipt? Think about it Ryan, who would ever spend $598,210 in a cafe?! That's not even humanly possible! ... No, I don't have a sick, perverted coffee bean fetish. Let me talk to your supervisor, Ryan. Ok, hold on, please. (Click) Hello, this is Mohinder. How can I mohinder you? I know it's you, Ryan.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2018-07-07 |
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2018-07-07 |
| Image Number: |
172692 |
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1982. Momma says she wants me to be the next Thurgood Marshall. So I asked who that is, and she said he desegregated the schools. And I asked what "desegregated" means, and she said "I'll tell you when you're older." It was at that point that I realized Momma was probably just making up words. What's a "Thurgood"? No, that one makes sense. What has a Thursday ever been bad? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2018-07-06 |
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2018-07-06 |
| Image Number: |
172691 |
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Sadie Cohen blew me off, Clyde. She never showed up. That's your problem right there. You aware of @#$%. You shoulda blew her off first. Then you wouldn't even know 'bout it. Dios mio. Everyone's starting to do business like Trump. I started a business etiquette university. Enrollment is $2. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2018-07-05 |
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2018-07-05 |
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172690 |
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Society has forsaken nuance. Everything is either black or white now. No one admits that anyone else has a valid opinion. Don't you agree? Spare change? Will work 4 food. NO! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2018-07-04 |
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2018-07-04 |
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172689 |
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"What, to the American slave, is your fourth of July? I answer: A day that reveals to him, more than all other days in the year, the gross injustice and cruelty to which he is the constant victim. To him, your celebration is a sham; your boasted liberty, an unholy license; your national greatness, swelling vanity; your sounds of rejoicing are empty and heartless." - Frederick Douglass. "Where's my beer?" John Q. Public. |
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