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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2020-01-27 bell 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2020-01-27 Pub. Date: 2020-01-27
Image Number: 181480
Caption: That the last time I go to see a movie with you, Big L. How you gonna watch Bad Boys for Life an' stay quiet the whole !@#$ time? How you not gonna yell Watch out for that thing! even once, bruh? How you not gonna get up an' high-five people an what-not? You got no joy in you at all. Sorry my polite behavior embarrassed you. Too little too late.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2020-01-26 bell 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2020-01-26 Pub. Date: 2020-01-26
Image Number: 181363
Caption: The other day, my boy asked me if we could paint our toenails green. I said Sure, why not? without even thinking twice about it, and I painted his nails. Later that night, it occurred to me that in my day, that would've been unheard of, if I'd asked my pop to paint my toenails, he'd have accused me of being gay. And then it occurred to me, even the notion that it's an accusation is ancient history now. If someone said my boy was gay, I'd be like Ok. And? And then it occurred to me, there are millions of people in this country who still can't say And then it occurred to them, because they're all still stuck in the past. So did you paint your nails green too? @#$% no.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2020-01-25 bell 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2020-01-25 Pub. Date: 2020-01-25
Image Number: 181369
Caption: Are you sure you want to watch the premiere episode of Star Trek: Picard again? You've already seen it 24 times in the past 24 hours. Perhaps you should go for a walk, feel the warm breeze, bask in the sun … talk to other people … or maybe just take a shower ... never should've bought a smart tv. Remaining sedentary can cause high blood pressure, deep vein thrombosis, death ...
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2020-01-24 bell 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2020-01-24 Pub. Date: 2020-01-24
Image Number: 181368
Caption: Are you sure you want to watch the premiere episode of Star Trek: Picard again? You've already seen it 24 times in the past 24 hours. Perhaps you should go for a walk, feel the warm breeze, bask in the sun … talk to other people … or maybe just take a shower ... never should've bought a smart tv. Remaining sedentary can cause high blood pressure, deep vein thrombosis, death ...
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2020-01-23 bell 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2020-01-23 Pub. Date: 2020-01-23
Image Number: 181367
Caption: Bottom line, Brown: We want you back. How would Deputy Editor of the Opinion Sports Politics Business Calendar Section sound? Say what? The Candorville Chronicle. It's nothing … we've laid off a few people consolidated a few sections … Here's the exciting part: We would pay you very generously in stock options from my nephew's lemonade stand startup.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2020-01-22 bell 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2020-01-22 Pub. Date: 2020-01-22
Image Number: 181366
Caption: Yesterday, someone asked me if I wanted to Go for a ride, and I told her it's more accurate to say Go on a ride. Dr. Noodle. I told her On a ride is passive, for use when someone else is giving you the ride. But later, I looked it up and couldn't find such a rule. Am I one of those people who confuse their own personal preferences for rules? I can't stand people like that. I'm pretty sure it's Take a ride. That's only used when you want the ride to sound mysterious.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2020-01-21 bell 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2020-01-21 Pub. Date: 2020-01-21
Image Number: 181365
Caption: … then he cried What happens now? So I opened the trunk, leaned over him, and said The ball's in your court. Pardon me, I couldn't help overhearing. The ball's in your court makes no sense. People don't play on separate courts. They play on the same court. How would you like to go for a ride? On a ride would be more accurate.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2020-01-20 bell 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2020-01-20 Pub. Date: 2020-01-20
Image Number: 181364
Caption: In 2003, the White House had spent an entire year cherry-picking intelligence and lying to get their war. After 17 years of continuous war, all it takes to start a war is a president saying believe me. Yeh, but the President changed his mind about It, right? So it's all good. The bar being lowered this much is not all good. you still talking?
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2020-01-19 bell 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2020-01-19 Pub. Date: 2020-01-19
Image Number: 181257
Caption: My 3-year-old asked me how many dimensions we live in. Can you believe that, Clyde? Believe what? What I just said. You wasn't listening neither? Of course I was. I don't know, bruh. If I been listening to somethin', I don't need to ask people 'bout it later. No, What I just said was an answer. I don't know. What did you just say was an answer? That's ... sigh ... Let me start over. My little boy asked if we live in three dimensions. I said We live in three special dimensions, but there's a fourth dimension we live in called time. The fourth dimension called time what? They don't get along? At what point in the fourth dimension did you decide to just mess with me?
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2020-01-18 bell 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2020-01-18 Pub. Date: 2020-01-18
Image Number: 181263
Caption: Today's Alpha-lesson is Become a vapor. Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire place. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide-open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best most legal way to mark your territory.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2020-01-17 bell 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2020-01-17 Pub. Date: 2020-01-17
Image Number: 181262
Caption: Sometimes I wonder how far I could go in life if I didn't have a child to raise. But then I look into his little eyes … and I wonder if I'd have been motivated to get half as far as I have if I didn't have a child to impress. I told you to never do your Running Man in front of him. Now he doesn't even trust me about broccoli.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2020-01-16 bell 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2020-01-16 Pub. Date: 2020-01-16
Image Number: 181261
Caption: I'm going to go to Iran, Clyde. What for, bruh? Weren't you listening? I've been invited to give a speech about the dangers journalists face. Do you have any idea how many journalists I know who've lost their lives in the line of duty? How could I say no? I feel you. Don't worry, somethin' happens to you, I'll raise your little boy to be a good accompli -- a good man. I'm not going to Iran, Clyde.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2020-01-15 bell 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2020-01-15 Pub. Date: 2020-01-15
Image Number: 181260
Caption: I don't know what to do, Clyde. I just got an invitation to go give a speech at a journalism conference in Iran … Right after I published a series of opinion pieces condemning pretty much every side that brought us to the brink of war over there. On the one hand, it's dangerous for journalists these days, and I've never heard of the group that invited me. It's called Truth, Responsibility and Principle. T.R.A.P.? On the other hand, they say there's a free continental breakfast.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2020-01-14 bell 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2020-01-14 Pub. Date: 2020-01-14
Image Number: 181259
Caption: … and then halfway into your article, you turned into a terrorist-lover. What? You wrote Just a little while ago, when the general we just assassinated was leading the fight to crush ISIS, we were all praising him. You wrote When we get on our high horse about freedom and liberty, much of the world wants to gag because they notice how we love butchers until we no longer need them. How's that make me a terrorist-lover? When we get introspective, the terrorists win.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2020-01-13 bell 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2020-01-13 Pub. Date: 2020-01-13
Image Number: 181258
Caption: That article you wrote about how we got to the brink of war with Iran was fake news! How so? You wrote it all started in 1953 when out CIA overthrew Iran's democratically elected leader and installed a dictator. That's preposterous! How so? Everyone knows history didn't even start in Iran until 1979.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2020-01-12 bell 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2020-01-12 Pub. Date: 2020-01-12
Image Number: 181111
Caption: I've lost all respect for the Dumbocrats. How could they impeach a president for investigating corruption?! That's not what they impeached him for. They impeached Mr. Trump for trying to get a foreign country to investigate the guy who just happened to be Mr. Trump's rival in the next election. Nonsense. Donald Trump is an intrepid investigator of corruption! That's why he was so concerned! He's concerned about corruption? At the age of three, he started helping his dad hide income. He went on to cheat charities, defraud students, use laundered money in his casino ... and that's just for starters. Intrepid investigators often go deep under cover. And aren't a lot of his friends corrupt oligarch types? The ones who aren't in jail or dictators, I mean.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2020-01-11 bell 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2020-01-11 Pub. Date: 2020-01-11
Image Number: 181117
Caption: Whachoothink caused the Big Bang? Well, some speculate that the inflaton field phase-transitioned toward a vacuum state, where it then propagated outward from the nucleation point. Others believe God snapped her fingers. I just meant was that a gun shot I hard, or a car backfiring? Of course you did.
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2020-01-10 bell 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2020-01-10 Pub. Date: 2020-01-10
Image Number: 181116
Caption: We might not be able to travel to other stars ever, Susan. Because of what Anton Petrov calls the wall of fire. What's that? A year ago, Voyager II left our solar system, passing out of the heliosphere, which is a bubble made of plasma that encases the whole solar system. Voyager II discovered the plasma gets up around 89,000 degrees ... Yeah, but ... is that Fahrenheit or Celsius? Interstellar colonists will need a lot of sunscreen.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2020-01-09 bell 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2020-01-09 Pub. Date: 2020-01-09
Image Number: 181115
Caption: Last year, cosmologists observed that everything in the universe is physically connected by a superstructure. They call it the cosmic web. It's made of filaments of gases and clustered galaxies. They reach across the endless voids, spanning the entire universe to bind everything there is, to everything there is. If you were anyone else, I'd think this was a pickup line. I bet the structure pulsates, like the beating of our hearts.
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2020-01-08 bell 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2020-01-08 Pub. Date: 2020-01-08
Image Number: 181114
Caption: What's wrong, Lemont? I just learned that our galaxy has not arms. Scientists discovered the Milky Way's spiral arms are not physical structures after all. They're magnetic density fields. Stars and matter don't live in any particular arm. Instead they move into and out of these dense fields all the time. Were you going to say this is like being homeless? Because that would be very insensitive. I was ... not. I was not.
     
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